Swing your arms from side to side, but make sure not to drop your phone while you listen to this Adaptation Decay about 1989's bizarre hybrid live-action/animation Mario show. For this episode, we talk about "The Bird! The Bird!" and "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid", and all of their celebrity guest absurdities.
2018-05-15 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This is a good game, but it starts off Kole's Castle Quest, so that's neat.
2018-05-15 00:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I know where Little Sebastians go after they die.
2018-05-14 09:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Dennis, Jala, and David talk about Trackmania, learning foreign languages through games, and we ask you about your favorite peaceful moments in non-peaceful games.
The most magnificent dipshits there ever were.
2018-05-11 09:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The winner of our remakes/reboots poll is all about ripping/tearing. The 2016 version of Doom, neé DOOM 4, is all about pace and rhythm. It's also all about gleefully tapping into the spirit of mayhem found in the early entries of this series, and updating it for modern play sensibilities. The result is one of the best-desig...
2018-05-11 02:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome to the world of the shadow owls, you won't sense a difference.
2018-05-09 09:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostIf you want to write into HBC instead of call in, send emails to gary@duckfeed.tv! Please structure it as a paper letter (use proper grammar, salutations, etc). I'm planning to do only one letter/episode if possible!
-Gary-
2018-05-09 06:29:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Kris and Kole talk about antiquated search engines, parapsychological phenomena, and botched breakfasts.
ALSO: Lycos will suffice. Nothing notable has happened. Cosby Crazies. The Pup Crawl. A balanced view. The Poop Train moves on. The 100th Baboon. I messed up an omelet. Fajita heist. A naked stranger eats Cheetos in ...
2018-05-09 01:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Trash mouth is comin' for ya.
2018-05-07 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone tried to back-door a WOFF episode, so listen to us talk a little bit about this forgotten game from FromSoft's awkward years.
2018-05-07 17:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostHey folks
I'm scheduling recording this week and I need more questions! Please call 1-502-69-Hbeat with your non jokey love, sex, and relationship questions.
The show will begin this month, starting with the pilot again. I'm going to do the show in seasons of 12, with breaks in between to build up episodes and que...
We cannot determine the number of arms or the sex or the provenance.
2018-05-05 17:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Heya folks! This week is we continue our dive into X-Men movies with First Class, a reboot of the X-Men universe that came out in 2011. We see the origin of all of least favorite X-Men and also some of our favorites. This is a long episode because a whole lot of stuff happens. So sit back, relax, pop your adamantium claws, an...
2018-05-05 14:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Kole, Ben, and Jala talk about, Corpse Party: Blood Drive, the 2018 NPD Game Gear Game Mystery, and we ask you what moment in your life most resembled a video game.
The story is in the telling, and who cares if you stretch or fib a little bit? That's the conceit at the center of Call of Juarez: Gunslinger that raises it above its predecessors. It also raises it above its own gameplay, which is firmly in the "arcadey shooter" category. It's stylish as all hell, and it bends to fit the nar...
2018-05-03 21:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
God's only perfect creation, Tommy Lee Jones, once voiced an action figure who tried to torture a boy. That was the genesis of Small Soldiers, an attempted multimedia franchise with the craziest casting and the wildest soundtrack. This episode was originally supposed to be about the "Globotech Design Lab" game, but that would...
2018-05-02 20:28:17 +0000 UTC View Post
This dog just wants to be a real boy.
2018-05-02 20:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
They did the Crash Bash, it was a mediocre smash.
2018-04-30 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Controversial provenance provokes the most pedantic of posting.
2018-04-30 19:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
