Brandon Tenold

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE BABY

Ooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world (and movie!)

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE DEVIL'S RAIN

After William Shatner was Captain Kirk, he was battling the forces of Satan & providing the template for Michael Meyer's mask in "The Devil's Rain"!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HOUSE

For those expecting the Japanese movie also called "House", dont' worry, I'll probably get to that one eventually.

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: HARDWARE

Time to kick off 2019 with Richard Stanley's cyberpunk debut "Hardware"!

"The Dorm That Dripped Blood" concept sketches

Here are some concept sketches Hooks N' Fangs sent me for "The Dorm That Dripped Blood" title card.  I wanted to make sure the 'drill kill' scene was represented, but otherwise left the composition up to Hooks N' Fangs interpretation.  Most of the concepts had me as the killer, but I ultimately decided to go with th...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE DORM THAT DRIPPED BLOOD

Merry Christmas and I'll see you in 2019 everyone!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE SEVENTH CURSE

Ever wonder what it'd be like if Sam Raimi went to Hong Kong to make an Indiana Jones movie?  Well wonder no more!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA VS. BIOLLANTE

Godzilla faces down one mean, green mother (not from outer space) in "Godzilla vs. Biollante"!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE BLACK SCORPION

Not to be confused with the Roger Corman produced "Black Scorpion", which now that I think about it, I can't believe ISN'T a 1950's monster movie!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE LOST EMPIRE

Before directing movies like "Deathstalker 2", "976-Evil 2" & "Sorority House Massacre 2", exploitation filmmaker Jim Wynorski got his start with the (non-sequel) jiggle-fest "The Lost Empire"!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE

After that pile of dog shit known as "Creepshow 3", consider this a palette cleanser.

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CREEPSHOW 3

This fuckin'...I just..I can't even...ugh!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CREEPSHOW 2

The "Creepshow" series continues with 3 stories that prey on some humanity's greatest fears: wooden Indians, oil slicks & hitchhikers! 

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: CREEPSHOW

Did you know the best adaptation of "Tales From The Crypt" isn't actually a Tales From The Crypt movie?  It's the 1982 anthology "Creepshow"!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SON OF GODZILLA (RE-UPLOAD)

Continuing to post past videos that have been blocked by Toho.  "Son Of Godzilla" is the last one at this point, leaving it unlisted to see if it's safe from Toho's block-bots.  For now, patrons can watch it before I decide it's safe to make it public.  

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: RAWHEAD REX

How many Irish jokes can someone make in one video?  Watch and find out!

Saturn 3 Concept Sketches (PLEASE READ)

New episode is incoming, but to prevent it from potentially getting stacked onto next month, I'm posting this in the meantime.  When the episode is posted later tonight, Patrons will not be charged.  

Here's some Hooks N' Fangs concept art for "Saturn 3", the bottom one showing a deleted scene where Kirk Douglas &...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: FIGHT! ICZER-ONE

It's anime time again, and believe me when I say that this is the anime-est anime I've ever anime-d on this show!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DEATHSTALKER

We've seen what happens when Roger Corman tries to cash-in on "Star Wars" & "Alien", now let's see him try & get some of that Conan The Barbarian money with "Deathstalker"!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: DAUGHTERS OF SATAN

Before he was on "Magnum P.I.", Tom Selleck was chilling in the Philippines making movies like "Daughters Of Satan".  Hey, that mustache wax wasn't gonna pay for itself!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SATURN 3

Did you know there's a movie where Kirk Douglas & Farrah Fawcett go up against a horny, killer robot with Harvey Keitel's brainwaves?  Well ya do now!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GODZILLA vs. HEDORAH (RE-UPLOAD)

Steadily re-uploading the videos Toho blocked recently.  Once again, I'm leaving this unlisted to see if it gets blocked again after a few days, in the meantime Patrons can watch it here.

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: GUNHED (RE-UPLOAD)

So Toho's been on a bit of a rampage lately with regards to blocking my videos.  I've tried to re-upload a few of them, but what usually happens is they're fine for a few days and then get blocked again.  So I'm leaving some videos unlisted for a while before making them public to see if they get blocked again.  I...

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS

Fun fact: "War Of The Gargantuas" is also what the porn-spoof of this movie is called!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD

First there was Godzilla, then Rodan, then Mothra.  And now...Frankenstein?

Eccentric Cinema Review: THOU SHALT NOT KILL...EXCEPT

My next episode, "Frankenstein Conquers The World", was supposed to be posted today, but Toho blocking my "Godzilla vs. Hedorah" video has forced me to do some re-editing.  When the episode does get posted, Patrons will not be charged for it.  In the meantime, here's a review I did for the movie "Thou Shalt Not Kill......

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: MONSTER X STRIKES BACK

Number 1 reason to never hold G8 meetings in Japan?  Too many giant monster attacks!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: THE RETURN OF SWAMP THING

Hey, if the 2005 Fantastic Four movie could get a sequel, I don't see why Swamp Thing couldn't have one!

Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews: SWAMP THING

Swamp Thing, you make my heart sing!  You make everything groovy!

"Highway To Hell" concept sketches (PLEASE READ)

The new episode of "Brandon's Cult Movie Reviews" is done, but for some reason my editing software won't export the finished file without errors.  While I try to fix this, here's some concept sketches for the "Highway To Hell" title card by HooksNFangs and Patrons will NOT be charged once the episode is posted.  

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