MrBiffo

The World's First Podcast About Snot

In typical fashion, this wasn't the episode we set out to record. It gets derailed early, and becomes a discussion about nasal mucus and noses.

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Support us on Patreon - 2025-07-01 09:02:28 +0000 UTC View Post

I WON MONEY

Morning, all. Spent a long, hot, day filming yesterday. Didn't sleep well because my feet hurt so much. BUT! I won £10!!! Full story of that exciting victory coming imminently.

2025-06-30 06:52:59 +0000 UTC View Post

TRADESMAN'S ENTRANCE (EXIT)

The plumber’s just left. He couldn’t get all the work done yesterday. But as eyewateringly expensive as the job proved to be, it’s kind of a relief to get everything done at once. We’re getting him back next month to do some other stuff, because he was nice and unobtrusive, and did a good job. We’re never letting hi...

DIRTY DRIPS

There is a feller in our home.

I don’t know what it is with us and ceilings and leaks, but we woke up this morning to water dripping through the kitchen ceiling, all due to a busted tap in the bathroom.

Now we have a man here, and while he’s here we’re getting him to do a bunch of other jobs that we’ve put...

Broxy Meat and Bloaters

In this unnecessarily long episode, Biffo reads out a list of disgusting Victorian foods in a bid to make Sanja throw up.

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Support us on Patreon - 2025-06-23 12:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post

PIES AND DRONES

Morning, all. Happy Monday.

Nice weekend? Hope you didn’t melt. I spent a lot of it drawing a pork pie; that's how rock n' roll I am. And yeah, I know. Might as well have used a photo. Everyone will just think it’s AI anyway. Hussssss!

We also went to my nephew’s 40th birthday party. Lovely to see various ne...

HE'S COMING!

First episode... soon.

BUBBLEGUN EXTRA: ACCIDENTAL BYAMPOD

New Bubblegun Extra! We set out with no clear agenda for this one. It begins with a discussion on how to keep cool in hot weather, before turning into a debate about music - and then morphing (sort of) into an episode of BYAMPOD.

STUFF!

Hola, y’all.

Few things…

Firstly, Biffo’s Brain is happening tonight at the slightly earlier time of 7pm. Will send a link and reminder later.

We’ve pushed back our next big video a tad, just because it needs us to go away for a few days and the coming fortnight is thigh-wateringly hectic with family...

NEW BUBBLEGUN: STAIN STORY!

It should appear magically in the RSS feed imminently, and be up on all the usual podcast holes, but if you can't wait... here's a brand new episode of Bubblegun, featuring IM Godd - who is there to promote his new animated movie! 2025-06-17 15:25:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Stain Story

This week, Mr Biffo can't be with us, because he has won the lottery. However, Sanja is joined in the studio by author and film-maker IM Godd - the creator of the universe - who is here to talk about his new kids' movie.

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UPPER TIERS EXCLUSIVE: FULL THERAPY SESSION WITH ASHENS

Here you go, you lot - if you're interested, here's a full half an hour of Ashens analysing my dream...

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEANUS LIVE?

Afternoon, y’all!

So… we’ve had a query as to what happened to us doing a Beanus Live show.

Ultimately, Harrow Arts was booked out until next year. We did look at alternative venues, but the truth is… nothing else felt right. Too big, too small, didn’t have a bar, didn’t have a place for you to all con...

THURSDAY BLOG: A BIT OF THIS... A BIT OF THAT

Hello, gaaaaaang.

Firstly, we’ve not had a ton of questions for our Q&A, so please leave some below. We’d ideally like some that are relevant to the current direction of the channel, or Sanja and I – rather than ones about Alex Garland!

We’ll likely do it in two parts, though – with one half a Patreo...

UPPER TIERS VIDEO EXCLUSIVE: A TRIP TO THE MUSEUM

Here's a bonus video of us wandering around the Rotunda Museum in Scarborough. Fossils! Foss-foss! Fossy.

Sarcastic ASMR

In this edition of Bubblegun, we set out to talk about the world's most depressing zoo. Unfortunately, that gets dropped in favour of a freewheeling discussion about ASMR.

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Suppo...

MONDAY BLOG: GARLAND, WILLIAMS AND A Q&A REQUEST

Happy Monday, gang.

Good weekend?

Not much to report here. We watched that Robbie Williams biopic Better Man yesterday – and it was unexpectedly really REALLY good. The direction and effects were jaw-dropping.

I’ve got a bit of a soft spot for Williams. I know he annoys a lot of people, but he has done s...

THANK YOU!

Firstly... thank you for all the comments so far. It's really going to help. We're slowly getting around to replying. Secondly... blimey! See above. Not sure how this one has shot-up so suddenly - too early to see where they're all coming from - but very lovely to see. Let's hope it continues in the right direction.

Thi...

NEW VIDEO: YOUR HELP NEEDED

Hello, gang. The new video is up for everyone now. Our most gorgeous video yet, this one's stuffed - featuring Ashens giving me a sort of weird therapy session! Us on a boat! Caves! Doggerman! And graphics that made my fingers hurt!

Even if you don't have time to watch it all straight away, it would help us MASSIVELY if...

UPPER TIERS EXCLUSIVE: FIGURING OUT THAT WHOLE NEURODIVERSITY THING IN THE CAR

So. The video we've just made - going up tomorrow for everyone - started out very differently. It was heading in one direction, and then... something completely changed the trajectory of it. This video was shot post-Creswell Crags, on our first day filming in Yorkshire... before we realised what it was ACTUALLY about. You can...

PATREON EXCLUSIVE: THE RAILINGS

Evening, all. Here's a little bonus video. Being in Scarborough, I couldn't resist the opportunity of re-enacting a traumatic childhood incident...

There's a chunky video coming for the upper tiers imminently.

BE IN A DIGI VIDEO!

Hola all!

So… we’re working already on the next big video. And you can be in it, if you have a story to tell.

We’d like short clips of any time you experienced what you might be describe as a ‘glitch’ – like something unexplainable, a time slip, time loop, déjà vu, physics performing oddly…  a...

UPPER TIERS: DOCTOR WHO SERIES 2... REVIEWED... KIND OF

There's another Bubblegun Extra on the way for the Top Tiers - probably tomorrow - and there's a brand new ep for EVERYONE up now, which features Actionman.

This one is our long-awaited (and very long) review of the latest series of Doctor Who. If you've loved this era... I'm genuinely pleased for you. But probably don...

Actionman's New Reality Show

In this episode, Mr Biffo has taken a leave of absence, but Sanja is joined in the studio by leading super action soldier Clive Peau-Peau Actionman to discuss his brand new celebrity reality TV competition. This revealing interview contains spoilers!

Watch us on YouTube: 2025-06-02 15:12:24 +0000 UTC View Post

UPPER TIERS: THE THREE TIMES I NEARLY DROWNED

Morning! Miserable fecker here. Not really. Feeling a bit better today.

Anyway… in the latest video, I mention t that I’ve nearly drowned three times, and then… fail to elaborate on that.

This is actually true – ...

BLOG: A MILLION APOLOGIES (FEEL FREE TO SKIP)

Another month, another… bleehhhhh. Sorry. This will be a bit of a misery post. I’ll try not to do too many of them. Believe it or not, I do try not to moan too much, and I do try not to wallow, but I try to be honest and authentic on here, and I'm just feeling fed up.

So, skip it if you don’t want to read it. The...

DELETED GRAPHICS: THE DOGSTONES

Sorry for the amount of ads automatically that were placed in the video.

I just checked and was shocked how many there were. I've now taken out about 2/3rds of them. I don't know if that'll mean YouTube will penalise us - I mean, probably. We're probably still going to be affected after being reported by a ne'er-do-wel...

EARLY ACCESS: DIGI DOES DOGGERLAND

Evenin'. Here – ta-daaaa! – is the new video. At last. Just snuck it in before the end of the month. Literally the 11th hour. So, in the UNLIKELY (right? RIGHT???) event you're not here for the many treats of June... you still get to see it early.

Phew.

We hope you absolutely bloody love it. We do. Very much...

IT IS ON ITS WAY...

Hello, gang. Just to let you know... the new video IS uploading. Hopefully you'll have it tonight - it's a big file, and the upload is slooooo-ooo-wwww... and, well, I uploaded it once already, then we watched it back on the TV earl...

NEW VIDEO - THIS WEEKEND!

Hola, Patrons! Just to give you a heads up... you should have the new episode this weekend. It's going to be a little over an hour, so carve out a space in your schedule. I know I say this almost every time, but it's probably the best one we've made. A true adventure, deeply personal, and incredibly stupid all at once.