HOLY SHIT!
That is probably the operative phrase of this edition of Shitty Movie Night!
This particular edition is also a bit of a crossover, with Alex and Scott coming from Manly Movie Monday's to bask in the insanely altruistic and testosterone addled Chinese adaptation of a Japanese Magna, RIKKI OH:...
2019-10-16 03:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post
THE BOYS ARE BACK IN CLOWN
Oh man. I was super glad we worked this out but we got the Manly Movie Monday crew invading the Patreon Live Stream this week!!!
Scott and Alex, aka Captain America and Khal Hagrid will be invading our live stream for the first time!!! So so stoked to have them, so get some topics ready and we’ll be ready t...
2019-10-08 15:24:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Oooooooh boy!
The film that everyone has way more to say about it than it does itself is here!
Bask in the cackling crazed lunacy of Sean Max and Morgan as they traverse the entirely vapid and occasionally rewarding hellscape that is Todd Phillip's Joker!
2019-10-06 08:50:18 +0000 UTC
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With the specter of a new iteration of Joker on the horizon this weekend Morgan, Sean and Max decided to take a quick gander at one of modern cinema's first outings of Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime, the 1989 classic BATMAN!
2019-10-03 12:00:02 +0000 UTC
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With the specter of a new iteration of Joker on the horizon this weekend Morgan, Sean and Max decided to take a quick gander at one of modern cinema's first outings of Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime, the 1989 classic BATMAN!
2019-10-03 11:46:00 +0000 UTC
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Now, House Burlington likes watching TV and we also like a Star War!
Jon Favreau's new Disney+ venture seems to scratch both itches and looks pretty fucking badass whilst doing so!
Hang with Sean an...
2019-09-28 20:54:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone!
Sit back with poppin' corns as Sean TopGun, Alex Call-Hairy and Scott American Person have a pretty goddamn enjoyable time watching the inexplicable but pretty goddamn funny Movie version of the Internet Zach Galifianakis flick, Between Two Ferns: The Movie!
2019-09-28 15:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Strap in because it's not only the Clow Prince of Crime in October that the Watchers in the Bar had to deal with it was the delightfully kooky for some and a mild let down for others, nearly Marvel-esque stylings of "IT CHAPTER TWO" directed by Andy Muschietti!
2019-09-26 22:10:51 +0000 UTC
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DAMN IT KIDS!
GRAMPA TANKTOP fucked up the new set-up and WE UNFORTUNATELY NEED TO CANCEL THIS WEEK's LIVESTREAM!!
SO SO SO Sorry! We'll continue with the regular-schmegular livestream schedule!
BUT we do have two super new exclusive videos dropping tonight and tomorrow that yall are gonna ...
2019-09-24 22:23:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi pals!
Just want to remind everyone of our upcoming maester and warden level live stream this Tuesday at 6PM central!
Additionally, we have some new content heading your way and any new patrons, please reach out about getting shirts/posters.
As always a huge thanks to all our patrons and we hope to s...
2019-09-22 20:40:31 +0000 UTC View Post
We got Max, Mil, Sean & Emil comin' at ya in about 15 min!
Before Tom Cruise. Before the oh so fashionable 2015 Practical Effect Renaissance.
There was one man, who literally stood amongst billions and showed us how to do death defying, super-calafrag-HolyShitBalls Stunts.,,,, and usually play it for laughs!
That man is Jackie Chan.
These bois are Sean A...
2019-09-04 17:59:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Beep beep y'all!
As the summer winds down and we gear up for "IT Chapter 2", we here at House Burlington have assembled a commentary that has everything you ever were afraid of!!!
90's low budget miniseries ad...
2019-09-03 18:34:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks to everyone for all the birthday wishes to Sean and celebrating with us on the livestream last Tuesday!
This month’s livestreams will be 10 September for all patrons, and 24 September for our Warden and Maester levels, both times at 6PM CST.
Any new patrons, welcome and please reach out with any que...
2019-09-02 21:59:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh man!
We out here!
It’s Sean’s Birthday at Midnight!
Lots to talk about!
Sean and House Burlington
2019-08-27 22:56:59 +0000 UTC View Post
We're busy bodies over here at House Burlington!
WE"RE GEARING UP FOR LIVE STREAM TODAY at 6pm CENTRAL! JOIN US RIGHT HERE AT OUR PATREON PAGE!
And every once in a while, we shoot a review or a trailer reaction that for whatever reason or another, sorta out stays it's internet shelf-life!
N...
2019-08-27 05:31:47 +0000 UTC View Post
This live stream is a hap-hap-happpenin'!!!!
Sean is super sick, so you got Morgan, Amelia and Max to hang with yall!
2019-08-13 23:10:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey ya'll!
What evil lurks in the depts of direct to DVD waters? Is it incomprehensibly dubbed dialogue? Stupendous amounts re-purposed stock footage? Maybe the most infamously bad pickup line in all of B-Movie history?!?!
That evil has a name, and it is 2003's "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon"!
2019-08-12 17:30:00 +0000 UTC
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Hi everybody!
Just wanted to remind you all of the upcoming live stream, this Tuesday, 13 August, at 6PM CST. We have had so much fun at the last few, can't wait to chat with everyone again!
Most of us have all seen "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood," and "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" quite recently, so we can ...
2019-08-11 18:23:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey!
And we got ourselves yet another EXCLUSIVE reaction that only you our sweet sweet Patrons are able to check out with us!
We're back to the View Askew-inverse for Kevin Smith's Jay and Silent Bob's Reboot!
2019-08-10 13:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We got our Podcast Crew, Dustin, Max, Morgan and Sean checking out the grim and gritty Taxi Driver-esque stylings of Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime, "Joker" starring Joaquin Pheonix and Robert DeNiro!
2019-08-07 20:24:43 +0000 UTC
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Why so serious there Patreons?
We got ourselves a bit that we filmed around the time this trailers release but had to cast aside until now!
We got our Podcast Crew, Dustin, Max, Morgan and Sean checking out the grim and gritty Taxi Driver-esque stylings of Gotham's Clown Prince of Crime, "Joker" starring Joa...
2019-08-07 20:06:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Neon Hawaiian shirts! Keanu being a boss with a pump action shot-gun! A lovely tale of men putting aside their differences and deciding to love each other!
Nah, this isn't your IG feed, it's Kathryn Bigelow's seminal 90's action flick POINT BREAK!
Hang with the Burly Bois as they realize that the big b...
2019-08-01 13:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Get on your best socks and shoes cause were going to Quentin Tarantino crazy town in his latest foray into cinematic excess!
We all liked it pretty damn good!
Just a heads up! SPOILERS STRAIGHT OUT...
2019-07-31 20:49:51 +0000 UTC View Post
And here we go ya'll!!
Hit us up about any and everything! It's been an especially nerdy few weeks so pick our brains about some stuff if you wanna!
Message us on this thread if there are any problems!
2019-07-23 23:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Oooooh boy!
You got close the action with Andy in THE LAST WATCH. He's braved the snows of Winterfell set in Belfast and searing heat of King's Landing in Croatia, but none could have foreseen the disheveled sl...
2019-07-23 17:37:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi everybody!
Millie here, just to remind you all that we're still here and safe and sound back from Con of Thrones. We had so much fun hanging with everyone, including a few of our lovely patrons! The picture is a tease of some amazing content we will have for you all in the upcoming weeks- needless to say we had a bla...
2019-07-19 17:09:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Here. We. Go.
Hang tight we're fixing something real quick...
Will fire up the stream in about 10 min!!!
But the above link should take you right to the hang out!
xoxo,
Sean and House Burlington
2019-07-09 23:05:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Keep your eyes peeled for our first ever Patreon Exclusive LiveStream!!!
2nd Tuesday of every month is available to every single one of our Patrons! Our second LiveStream on the 4th Tuesday is gonna be for our Wardens and Maesters!!
We’ll see ya in about 4 hours!!!
S
2019-07-09 19:14:28 +0000 UTC View Post
