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Just King Things Bonusode - The Dark Tower: Beginnings


Have you ever wanted to know what kind of sandwich Roland ate on his way to the barony of Mejis in the earliest parts of his life? That might be in the massive omnibus comic book collection The Dark Tower: Beginnings<...

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Shelved By Genre Bonusode - Monster Manual '77

We talk the big talk about the ole Monster Manual. We've had plenty of chatter about Gene's Monster Manual, but what about the original guidebook to all the kooky kreatures of Middle Earaauuhh I mean Dungeons & Dragons? 

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November 2023

Danni and CMRN talk about many things: Baldur's Gate 3, Starfield, potatoes. They discuss when "potato time" is. UItimately, they resolve some of the greatest questions of human life, and what more can you ask from the Ranged Touch Podcast. 

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November 2023 Newsletter

The time of spirits draws to a close. Pumpkins carved with moldering faces rot on porchsteps. Like an ancient VHS on rewind, mummies walk backward into their sarcophagi. Bats turn into draculas who then also walk backward into their coffins. Frankenstein puts on a silver-buckled pilgrim hat if he is in the United States. Some...

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October 2023 (Recorded for July 2023)

It has been hard getting these shows out! We're back on schedule for monthly production, though, and are getting some things automated and ready to make it happen. We recorded this many months ago. We're back! We're back! If you won the board game, message me.

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Just King Things Bonusode - 2023 Sewer Special

Continuing with our standing with the striking actors, who very politely asked us not to talk about movies until the AMPTP makes a deal, we're doing a massive Q+A episode this month. That's right: a whole year's worth of questions that you have been emailing us, hammered into shape and spit back out at you in this very episod...

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Shelved By Genre Bonusode - Jorge Luis Borges's Labyrinths

The band sits down to jam about everyone's favorite interesting writer with (some) terrible ideas, Borges. We rank our favorite stories from the collection, someone reveals a secret, and somehow they find themselves along the way. Or some version of themselves, that it. It's a rollicking good time with fun for the whole famil...

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Shelved By Genre Bonusode - The Incal

The crew sits down to talk about John Difool and his mystical science fiction adventures. They read all of The Incal, created by Jodorowsky and Moebius. It's a wild romp. You ever get inside a mystical space ship that's also your own...

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Just King Things Bonusode - The Green Mile (1999)

We've got the Darabont double whammy. From the highest highs of The Mist to the lowest lows of The Green Mile, we've got all the stuff you want to hear about the making of this movie and the absolute abysmal experience of watching it. Overlong, poorly considered, starring your best friend Tom Hanks, this sur...

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Shelved By Genre Bonusode - Questions and Answers

UPDATE: Apologies, just had to delete and re-post the new episode to fix an encoding error that was introduced on export. Should be good now, sorry to reset your progress on the marathon ep.

We walk through dusty hallways grim and dim to learn about the the horrors of what lies beneath the surface of polite society. Tha...

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Shelved By Genre Bonusode - Conan the Barbarian (1982)

We delve into John Milius's sword and sorcery tale. Do we learn the answer to the riddle of steel? Do we actually know what is best in life? We asked Danni to come help us learn these things, although he did not provide us with any ...

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Just King Things Bonusode - Carrie (1976)

Sissy Spacek stars in this high school nightmare where a young girl is bullied by literally everyone in town, including a small child. This movie is great, and we have a great time watching it in this month's Just King Things bonusode.

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June 2023

The Ranged Touch Podcast production schedule has been beefed up, but we're back with an episode we recorded two months ago. We talk fences, King Charles, and Danni summarizes the episode.

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Shelved By Genre Bonusodes

Hello! Here you can find the Shelved By Genre bonus episodes! Thanks so much for supporting us and listening to these episodes. Here is the

Hello! Here you can find the Shelved By Genre bonus episodes! Thanks so much for supporting us and listening to these episodes.

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Just King Things Bonusode - The Mist (2007)

In this month's bonus episode, we're joined by horror author Michael Wehunt to talk about Frank Darabont's 2007 creature feature The Mist. Marcia Gay Harden bullies some townsfolk and Tom Jane makes some hard choices. Is the black and white version the better one? What would you do if you were attacked by a mist crea...

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Shelved By Genre Released!

We've got a new show! It's called Shelved By Genre, and it is an analysis of genre literature. CMRN and Michael are joined by Austin Walker to talk about Book of the New Sun. This is a slower show than some of the others, and so each...

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March 2023

Danni wants to talk Unmatched, but we talk about something else briefly instead. Deep lore on this month's episode. 

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Just King Things Bonusode - Gerald's Game (2017)

In this month's bonus episode, we talk about Mike Flanagan's Netflix adaptation of the supposedly-unadaptable Gerald's Game. Gita Jackson joins us to puzzle through the aesthetic choices and praise the strangeness of the film. We also mourn the loss of the "space cowboy" name.

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Just King Things Bonusode - Needful Things (1993)

In this month's bonus episode, we talk about the 1993 Needful Things film. Starring Ed Harris and a special someone from last month's bonusode, we learn about the DEVIOUS Leland Gaunt and his NIGHTMARISH chest of toys.

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Just King Things Bonusode - Salem's Lot (1979)

In this month's bonus episode, we talk about Tobe Hooper's Salem's Lot adaptation, which (at the time) was the most expensive miniseries ever made for television. We ride up and down the rocky road of a tv show made by a guy who did not understand how to make a tv show, and we also talk about James Mason's surprising...

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December 2022

Simone joins us to talk about the great year that was. Please note that Danni absolutely annihilated his audio and so this was made from a "backup" OBS file. It mostly sounds fine. Be kind in the final days of this year.

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Just King Things Bonusode - The Langoliers (1995)

Nick Wiger joins us to talk about the miniseries from the 90s that everyone sort of remembers: The Langoliers! It's sort of a locked-room story, sort of a Twilight Zone episode, and every part of it feels stranger than the last. Listen to us talk about this tv experience where there is a plot-critical toaste...

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November 2022

In the Ranged Touch podcast this month, we talk about some video games and also Magic: The Gathering.

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Just King Things Bonusode - The Stand (2020)

We made a promise many bonusodes ago that Kirk Hamilton should / would return to the show and talk about 2020's The Stand. Today, that promise is fulfilled. Join us as we talk music, laugh about life, and wonder what was going through the minds of everyone who worked on this project.

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The Lair of the White Worm

We talk about The Lair of the White Worm from 1988.

Check out the IMDB content warnings before listening.

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October 2022

We talk about a bunch of whatever, and Danni manages to bring up Unmatched.

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October 2022 Newsletter

The Summer of Classics concluded, and now it's Fall, yall. That means scary stuff and 'scrows and all sorts of other horrifying things like winter damage to the pipes under your house and...tree wind. You get it. 

The most recent Game St...

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Just King Things Bonusode - The Dark Half (1993)

George Romero is Stephen King's evil twin, and he once sat down to faithfully adapt The Dark Half into a rip-roaring horror romp that moves in and out from slasher to creepy bird flick with a powerful deftness. We watched this 1993 film so that we could understand it, and we came away lukewarm. Listen to this bonusod...

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Just King Things Bonusode - The Tommyknockers (1993)

On television, they once asked the question about who was knocking at the knocking at the knocking at the door. It was The Tommyknockers, of course, and so we watched the ill-fated 1993 miniseries. Despite some really great performances, it is an underwhelming mélange of random characters entering and exiting rooms. Jimmy Sm...

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September 2022 Newsletter

The Summer of Classics continues. We've learned a lot. A lot about the classics.

Game Studies Study Buddies has released an episode on a germinal text of early game studies, Dovey and Kennedy's Game Cultures, and I feel confident that if you have not listened to it yet that you probably should. The book does a ...

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