In this week’s episode, Donald Trump checks under Christianity's bed for monsters, the decor at Mar-a-Lago is getting pretty goatse, and Jesus will get downright parabular. Which is apparently a real word.
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Because yes, there's a visual aid again.
2025-02-06 03:15:08 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Washington and Montana break god’s super best friend promise, a new bill in Mississippi aims to teach people that erections have consequences, and the answer to “who dat?” turns out to be way worse than we thought.
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This week, there are plenty of visual aids to justify following along.
2025-01-30 05:25:53 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, Patrons get an extra headline, 4+ minutes of extra C segment, and bonus stuff after the record. Though, I'll admit, they did have to wait for it a bit. The reason will be clear by the outro.
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In this week’s episode, the church begs for mercy too liberally, God maintains the streak of perfect inattenda...
2025-01-30 05:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's script is a little light, but the interview is a little heavy to make up for it.
2025-01-23 03:17:16 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, Donald trump ORDERS trans people to stop existing, a Tennessee local ordinance demands the CORRECT version of dumb plastic crap on your lawn, and American Atheists’ legal director Geoffrey Blackwell will be here to tell us exactly how fucked we are.
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2025-01-23 03:16:02 +0000 UTC View Post
This week, we get a surprise color late in the game.
2025-01-16 04:05:27 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, the Christian god does a bunch of fire smiting, Atheist groups finally get rid of that expired ketchup in the back of fridge, and the Bible will still be yammering on about that Jesus guy.
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2025-01-16 04:04:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Follow along at home! (Finger puppets not included)
2025-01-09 04:53:20 +0000 UTC View PostThis week's Patron only bonus episode contains a Patreon exclusive headline!
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In this week’s episode, the State of the Union is BAAAAAAAD, Pope Francis may have accidentally opened a Morning Stargate, and we’ll learn that “flat” is only one of the incorrect earth shapes available to believe in.
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2025-01-09 04:52:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This week there are multiple visual aids.
2025-01-02 04:10:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, Patrons get three extra minutes of headlines, one extra minute of Who's Woo, and five minutes of Eli wrecking his car... again. (But don't worry, it's in a way that was just funny and not tragic.)
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In this week’s episode, Congress has as many atheists as it does chances not to end our civilization, we...
2025-01-02 04:08:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Unfortunately, we'll have to wait for morning to get the lyrics for the song from Anna.
2024-12-19 05:29:07 +0000 UTC View PostThis week, Patrons get a bonus headline, plus Noah's "heckling Aaron Rogers" story.
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In this week’s episode, Tiny Tim is at the center of RFK Junior’s vision board, flat earthers put their heads where the sun don't shine AND where it always shines, and Don Ford will be here for a few Biblical reshoots.
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Yes, there are visual aids in this one. Of course there are.
2024-12-12 04:33:25 +0000 UTC View Post
In this week’s episode, Christians reject our adorable Satanic gnomes, our next chief of public health takes a fake shower like 8-year-old me trying to trick my mom, and CS Lewis will prove himself to be as bad at math as he is at analogies.
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IMPORTANT NOTE: This was accidentally posted as a "paid" episode. Patreon does not offer an easy method of editing that so that nobody is charged, but we will be able to correct it on next week's post so that nobody actually gets charged extra for it. Sorry about that!
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This week's episode is coming a little early, but also coming in a little short in terms of bonus content. We'll try to make up for it next week...
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In this week’s episode, we’ll warm some old headlines up for leftovers, Heath pushes new boundaries on the surface tension of stuffing, and we’ll follow up a week ...
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2024-11-21 16:42:55 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like if you choose three your not in it for the colon health
2024-11-21 16:27:23 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like clarity would be more important than propriety in this situation but hey that’s me…
2024-11-21 16:06:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Yes I’m gonna let it cool….
2024-11-21 16:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
No visual aids, but there ARE lyrics...
2024-11-21 03:25:12 +0000 UTC View PostIn this week’s episode, thats head of health and human services brain worm to you, the Department of Defense is gonna be run by a very special proud boy, and the New Testament will finally stop edging.
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