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ScathingAtheist 374: Absolutely Relative Edition

 

In this week’s episode, it’s “Ask an Atheist Day” so we ask Eli about the mayonaise, Mama Bear Apologetics explains the theory of absolute relativity, and we revisit a time before you even knew your per shit toilet paper usage.

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Get Ready for STFH5 Live Stream - International Edition and AMA

 

Stay The Fuck Home V #STFH5 Live Stream will start on April 18th at 2pm Eastern - US / 6pm UTC to allow our friends from the UK to play. 

Welcome Andy Wilson (‪@InKredulosi) and Michael Marshall (‪@MrMMarsh) to the party! 

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STFH Live Stream IV - Link and Ask Qs here!

Are you ready for another #STFH4 Stay The Fuck Home Live Stream IV? 

Join us AGAIN this Saturday at 8pm Eastern on @YouTube for another 2 hours of hanging out. This week, the gang will be joined by Tim, “the social media guy.” 

#AMA: Once again, we’ll be playing games and taking yo...

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Episode 373 Script

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Eli even fought to keep in one of the lines that didn't quite make it to air...

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ScathingAtheist 373: Fight for Your Right to Petri Edition

 

In this week’s episode, the missionary position gets a LOT less boring, we learn that blood plasma is a sacred bond between one man and one woman, and we’ve now spent one sixteenth as long in lockdown as Cardinal Pell ever will.

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Ask a Question for STFH Live Stream 3 with Andrew + Thomas

 

#StayTheFuckHome live stream III: https://youtu.be/MQGU4DHyyEw

Joining the Puzzle In A Thunderstorm gang on @YouTube will be Opening Arguments co-hosts Andrew Torrez & Thomas Smith this Satur...

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Episode 372 Script

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This week, you get to see Tom and Cecil typing, too!

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ScathingAtheist 372: Quarantine Angst Edition

 

In this week’s episode, we discuss the dangerous condition of quarantine angst, Christianity looks on the bright side of hundreds of thousands of deaths, and Tom and Cecil from CogDis will be here to insult animals and stuff.

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Episode 371 Script

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Because otherwise we're just correcting Eli's spelling for our own sake.

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ScathingAtheist 371: Electric Boog-Achoo Edition

 

In this week’s episode, we desperately try to find something to talk about other than the coronavirus, and occasionally we succeed.

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Live Stream 2 with Puzzle In A Thunderstorm includes an AMA

We'll finish up some of the Qs we didn't get to last week, but want MORE questions for this week. The theme for #StayTheFuckHome 2 live stream is going to be an AMA with couples questions. Eli + Anna, Noah + Lucinda, and Heath + Scotch.‬

Post your couple-related questions in the comments and tune in to see if your que...

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Submit Questions for Tonight's Live Stream on YouTube

 

Join us Tonight, from 8pm - 10pm EST. 

*If there’s time, the gang may do some Q&A. 

Post your question here and it might get answered on the video. 

There also might be special appearances from #BestFriends of the show! 

#StayTheFuckHome with Puzzle In A Thunderst...

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Episode 370 Script

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Because it's just more fun if you can read the sound effect notes.

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ScathingAtheist 370: Socially Distant Edition

 

In this week’s episode, Christians will prove they can ALWAYS outcrazy a public panic, Donald Trump tells us to be prayer the ides of March, and we’ll meet a cult that was hiding in their homes before it was cool.

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PSA: Join Noah, Heath & Eli LIVE on YouTube

 

PSA 

Puzzle In A Thunderstorm will be doing a #StayTheFuckHome Livestream from our @YouTube channel on Saturday, March 21st from 8pm - 10pm EST. Follow @PiatPod for updates. 

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Episode 369 Script

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See all the wonderful misspellings Heath didn't bother to fix.

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Premodern Edition

In this week’s episode, New York will leave Jim Bakker’s wrist red and stinging, we'll argue that Ted Cruz should've self-quarantined already for that face thing, and Christian apologetics will snipe at postmodernism from two spaces back.

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Episode 368 Script

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In case you're curious, Noah takes up more than one color on the script because he's greedy and arrogant.

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ScathingAtheist 368: World Wide Webb Edition

 

In this week’s episode, Christian leaders recommend washing your hands in the blood of the lamb; people with syphilis, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, coronavirus, and Judaism are getting cured with this one simple trick; and Don Ford will be here to give you a voice job.

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Episode 367 Script

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Now enhanced by Heath fixing at least most of Eli's more egregious spelling and grammar mistakes.

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ScathingAtheist 367: My Corona Edition

 

In this week’s episode, the Rocket Man will prove that THAT piece of ground was flat for sure, we learn that Boy Scout leaders knew way too much about balloon knots, and the Trump administration will combat coronavirus by drinking American beer.

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ScathingAtheist 366: Californicating Edition

I know I've had the shownotes in this spot of late, but apologies for the lack of that and the script (for the $2 and up patrons) this week. I'm on vacation and there's only so much work my wife will let me get away with in those instances.

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D and D Minus launches its own Podcast / Patreon

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Dear Scathing Atheist Patrons, 

You made the D and D Minus Podcast a realty last year with your generous support during the Matreon pledge drive. As you probably know there are 5 full episodes created for Patrons of SA. I'm happy to announce that we're embarking on a new adventure in the form of giving D and D Minu...

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Scathing Atheist 365 Script

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It's worth reading along just to see Heath's masterful font work in the C segment.

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ScathingAtheist 365: Convicted Edition

 

In this week’s episode, we’ll talk about the moral beacon that is Mitt Romney, you'll remember RIGHT NOW to go to a florist and get price gouged by the Martin Shkreli of roses, and Hillary Morgan Ferrer will try to figure out how to doubt skepticism.

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Scathing Atheist 364 Script

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Because sometimes you have to see the script to believe Don Ford is just one guy.

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ScathingAtheist 364: Left Handed Edition

 

In this week’s episode, One Million Moms will pour out the first bowl of the Super Christ, we learn how Hillary Clinton murdered Kobe Bryant with math, and Don Ford will get adventurously fantastic up in this motherfucker.

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Scathing Atheist 363 Script

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Now with 45% more grammatical errors!

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ScathingAtheist 363: Beaded Curtain of Separation Edition

 

In this week’s episode, John Roberts gives the beaded curtain of separation a solid tug, religious people pine for the days of mysterious cholera outbreaks, and we’ll turn jews gay with our atheism.

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Scathing Atheist 362 Script

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You can see it right there. He meant 'data' and wrote 'duck.'

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