When people talk about Tsunade, it's not her title as one of the Sannin that comes to mind across the great nations.
No, she's better known as the Legendary Sucker!
According to Orochimaru's intel, Tsunade recently came into a huge sum of money and was last spotted in Shirakawa Village, in the Land of Fir...
2024-12-29 23:11:11 +0000 UTC View Post"Deidara, you're here." Orochimaru's tongue flicked out to lick his lips as his eyes sparkled with interest when Deidara and Kisame entered the room.
"Hey! Orochimaru, that look on your face is seriously disturbing, un!" Deidara shuddered. Could Orochimaru be eyeing his body? The thought of being coveted by such a "soft...
2024-12-29 23:10:36 +0000 UTC View PostIn the secret underground base of Amegakure, the Gedo Statue was summoned once again. This time, the mission was to seal the One-Tail, Shukaku—Akatsuki's second captured tailed beast.
"Hey! Aren't there more and more people slacking off lately?"
"If you don't start managing this better, Leader, the organization ...
2024-12-29 23:10:03 +0000 UTC View Post"The plan worked," said Obito, his Sharingan glowing faintly as he and Zetsu watched from the shadows.
"Indeed. I've already recorded the chakra flow of that old woman's healing technique using the Spore Technique," White Zetsu chimed in, his tone smug.
"Combined with the data we retrieved from her hidden notes an...
2024-12-29 23:09:34 +0000 UTC View PostAfter Itachi and Kisame left, a few remaining Root and ANBU ninjas emerged from hiding. They wanted to search for the corpses of Rasa and the Jinchūriki, but before they could act, a distant cloud of sand and dust began to rise. Someone was coming.
"Who's approaching?" a Root member asked his companion.
"A Sunaga...
2024-12-29 23:09:01 +0000 UTC View Post"Deidara, Kisame, do you have any other tricks up your sleeves?"
Despite the dire situation, Itachi remained composed as ever.
Rasa, engaged in battle, avoided eye contact with Itachi, denying him the opportunity to use Tsukuyomi to resolve the fight.
"In a place like this, with the enemy controlling sand, t...
2024-12-29 23:08:32 +0000 UTC View PostShukaku unleashed massive wind bullets like a cannon, but Itachi calmly raised the Yata Mirror. The bullets struck the mirror, only to disintegrate like eggs shattering against stone, vanishing in an instant.
"Itachi's really under pressure here!" Kisame noted.
"Deidara, aren't you going to make a move?" Kisame an...
2024-12-29 23:08:01 +0000 UTC View Post"Senju Tobirama?"
"I never expected that you, the conniving schemer always hiding behind Hashirama, would achieve such monumental feats after your resurrection."
After hearing Orochimaru explain what Tobirama had done after being revived—especially the news of Nagato's death—Madara Uchiha's face darkened. He t...
2024-12-29 06:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostOrochimaru's pale face was drenched in sweat, his breathing ragged.
Performing consecutive Edo Tensei techniques had taken a considerable toll on him.
Still, a sinister grin crept onto his lips.
That night, when the mysterious figure clad in black delivered Uchiha Madara's corpse to his lab, Orochimaru felt as ...
2024-12-29 06:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostDespite being merely a puppet, Deva Path Pain's chest was now bleeding profusely, a steady stream trickling down.
"Drip, drip, drip..."
Deva Path opened his mouth as though wanting to speak, but his destroyed body could only emit a hoarse rasp.
When Tobirama pulled his blade-like hand out of Deva Path's ches...
2024-12-29 06:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostIf Deidara were present at this moment, he would undoubtedly exclaim, "Art!"
For what could be more artistic than the sight of a massive Chibaku Tensei descending like a meteor, only to be cleaved in half by a single slash from the colossal water construct? The earth-shaking explosion that followed instant...
2024-12-29 06:04:00 +0000 UTC View Post"There's nothing unusual. Sasuke's condition is fine," said Mikoto, a hint of concern in her tone. "However, because the Eight Trigrams Seal converts the Nine-Tails' chakra into his own, Sasuke now has an enormous chakra reserve. I'm worried he might struggle to control it as he grows."
Itachi glanced at his younger bro...
2024-12-29 06:03:01 +0000 UTC View PostHiruzen Sarutobi didn't appear angry. Instead, he took a deep drag from his pipe, letting the smoke curl around him as he sank into deep thought.
After a long silence, he finally spoke, his tone heavy.
"Alright, Koharu, Homura. I've made my decision. The rise of the Uchiha Clan is inevitable. Given the current sta...
2024-12-29 06:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post[ Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully plundering the reward: Fire Release · Storm Dance! ]
Hearing the system prompt echo in his mind, Mirai's expression shifted slightly in disappointment.
As expected, attempting to plunder Mangekyō Sharingan techniques twice in a row was an incr...
2024-12-29 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post"Not a bad ability," Mirai remarked calmly, though inwardly he was on high alert.
It was no exaggeration to call Kamui the most powerful Mangekyō Sharingan technique. Without his spatial awareness talent or exceptional reflexes, his neck would have been snapped in an instant.
For a technique to pose...
2024-12-29 06:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post"Is that Sunagakure's One-Tail, Shukaku?" Kisame asked, his sharp eyes fixed on the massive beast in the distance. Fear? Not even a trace.
"Bringing a Tailed Beast to the summit, Kazekage-dono? Your intentions don't seem all that pure either," he added, his trademark smirk in place.
"But isn't the current jinchūr...
2024-12-29 00:06:10 +0000 UTC View PostDeidara, Itachi, and Kisame led the group, followed by a squad of Root members and elite ANBU.
When it came to travel, Deidara had it easiest, flying atop his clay bird and conserving his energy.
"I heard the Fourth Kazekage uses Magnet Release, just like Sasori's puppet of the Third Kazekage," Kisame commented ca...
2024-12-29 00:05:25 +0000 UTC View PostJiraiya exited the Hokage's office with a heavy expression, carefully shutting the door behind him. A soft sigh escaped his lips.
It was the second heated argument he'd had with Danzo in such a short time. This time, Danzo was completely unyielding, adamantly pursuing an alliance with Amegakure.
Only now did Jirai...
2024-12-29 00:04:50 +0000 UTC View PostThe aroma of ramen wafted from the shop as Deidara pushed aside the curtain and stepped inside.
What the—? Two adults, two kids?
Is this still some kind of time loop?
No, wait. Deidara sighed in relief when he spotted Itachi in the corner on the right.
Ah, so the time loop had finally ended.
"T...
2024-12-29 00:04:10 +0000 UTC View PostFrom Amegakure to Konohagakure, this time, Deidara and his team moved faster than ever. Why?
Because Itachi, who was always calm and composed, was visibly anxious despite saying nothing. His unease was almost palpable to everyone around him.
There was good reason for his concern. Konoha was now under the rule of D...
2024-12-29 00:03:34 +0000 UTC View PostDeidara had a few idle days, spending his time experimenting with new clay art and tweaking the system. Time passed quickly.
[Ultimate Artist System]
Host: Deidara
Shock Value: 8000/17000
Skill Points: 0
Unlocked Skill...
(A/N:Warning: This chapter has some quirks. The later chapters smooth out the plot points. Thanks for your understanding.)
Deidara walked alone through the streets of Amegakure, surrounded by towering skyscrapers. The village's near-constant rainfall made low, ordinary buildings prone to flooding. This architec...
2024-12-29 00:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostNaruto was in dire straits. Danzo stubbornly refused to release him, leaving Iruka and Kakashi scrambling for a solution. This time, even Kakashi found himself at a loss.
Luckily, fate had other plans. A man with half his white hair burned off and a forehead protector etched with the kanji for "oil" returned to Konohaga...
2024-12-29 00:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so, Shimura Danzō finally became the Hokage.
Due to partially redeeming his reputation during the Konoha Crush incident, the villagers weren't as opposed to him taking the position as one might have expected.
Of course, Mitokado Homura and Utatane Koharu still wanted to protest. But when they me...
2024-12-29 00:00:44 +0000 UTC View Post"You're injured?" Sasori finally managed to crawl out of the Great Toad's esophagus. By the time he emerged, the battle outside had already ended, leaving him feeling like he'd punched cotton—a complete anticlimax.
"Are you actually worried about me?" Deidara teased, his voice dripping with amusement.
"Shut it!"...
2024-12-29 00:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostKisame's reflexes weren't slow.
The instant the shark shattered, his hands had already formed seals.
"Tiger—Snake—Rat—Snake—Tiger! Water Style: Water Formation Wall!"
A massive wave, four to five meters thick, surged up, crashing against the incoming wind blades.
The fierce wind blades pierced ...
2024-12-28 06:07:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Land of Fire's border.
A well-known crossroads where spies from all nations converged.
Two figures strolled back and forth in an almost exaggerated manner, as if desperate to be noticed.
One was dressed in the signature flak jacket of a Konoha Jōnin, complete with a Leaf forehead protec...
2024-12-28 06:06:01 +0000 UTC View PostMizukage's Office.
Mei Terumi sat at her desk, her gaze sweeping across the room.
No matter how much she looked, she couldn't shake the surreal feeling.
Just days ago, she was a rogue ninja of Kirigakure.
Now, she had ascended to the position of Fifth Mizukage.
The transformation...
2024-12-28 06:05:01 +0000 UTC View PostCousin, yyds! You actually managed to convince Mei!
At this moment, Shisui's admiration for Obito soared to unprecedented levels.
Mei Terumi turned her sharp gaze toward Obito and spoke, her tone firm yet laced with underlying emotion.
"Since we're allies now, I have one small request."
Obito raised an...
2024-12-28 06:04:01 +0000 UTC View PostUnder the pale light, Kushina gritted her teeth and suppressed her cries, putting all her strength into the effort.
Biwako and several medical staff focused intently on assisting with the delivery.
Suddenly, a loud, clear cry echoed in the room.
"It's born! It's born!"
"Kushina, it's a boy."
Biwa...
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