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026 Scourge of the Ninja World

Ever since Gekko Chizan became Orochimaru's disciple, he had been devouring the knowledge Orochimaru passed on like a ravenous beast.

Although Orochimaru hadn't involved him in experiments yet, Gekko Chizan was well aware that day wouldn't be far off.

After all, Orochimaru didn't officially abandon humanity until ...

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025 Scourge of the Ninja World

"What about Yin-Yang Release?"

Orochimaru was slightly taken aback when he heard Gekko Chizan's question.

He hadn't expected a fourteen-year-old child to ask something like that.

Interesting. Very interesting.

"Although it's a bit early for someone your age to understand this, since you've asked, I'll ...

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024 Scourge of the Ninja World

Uzumaki Kushina.

The Uzumaki Clan is naturally blessed with a terrifying amount of chakra and a deep understanding of sealing techniques.

And this cute girl... just so happens to have a fiery temper.

Yeah, you could say she's hot-headed.

Already naturally irritable, Kushina was instantly infuriated by ...

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023 Scourge of the Ninja World

As Uchiha Fugaku held Namikaze Minato in his arms and loudly declared his feelings,the entire scene fell into a stunned silence.

Only the sound of people stifling laughter could be heard—yet no one could be seen.

At that moment, Minato's mind went completely blank, incapable of forming a single thought.

Th...

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022 Scourge of the Ninja World

"What? Minato, what kind of bet did you make with Chizan?"

As one of the Legendary Sannin, Jiraiya had a serious obsession with the word "bet."

After all, his secret lover Tsunade was an infamous gambling addict.

"Sensei, I..."

Namikaze Minato's face instantly turned red. Clearly, their bet was anythin...

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021 Scourge of the Ninja World

Gekko Chizan didn't care how Orochimaru reacted. If he wanted to become his disciple, then a proper offering was a must—otherwise, it'd be a loss on his part.

Besides, Orochimaru was currently one of the central pillars of Konohagakure. For the sake of face, could he really refuse?

"Hehehehe... fine, I'll take y...

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211 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan

Although Hyuga Gakuya appeared anxious, he made no move to interfere further. He kept in mind the persona he needed to maintain—a man who had just survived an intense battle, drained of both chakra and stamina.

How could someone like that possibly have the strength left to stop all those falling boulders?

Raisin...

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210 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan

Black Zetsu revealed everything he knew to Uchiha Madara—or at least, that's what it appeared to be. Whether the intel was complete or had selective omissions was another matter entirely.

He conveniently left out several of his own behind-the-scenes manipulations. For example, it had been his decision to abandon Uchih...

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181 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

After your conversation with the White Snake Sage, you discovered the bloodline you fused with was none other than the ancestral dragon bloodline of the Ryūchi Cave.

You also learned that the White Snake Sage had once tried to use this bloodline to lure you into training in Sage Mode, intending to devour you ...

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180 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[Year Twelve]

Outside in the world, after becoming the Jinchūriki of the Ten Tails and gaining the power of the Sage of Six Paths, Nagato did not act with reckless arrogance like Uchiha Madara.

Instead, he chose a patient, strategic approach.

While gradually adapting to and mastering his ne...

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179 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

With the last barrel of thick snake oil poured in, the entire training chamber was completely filled.

The White Sage Snake narrowed its pale eyes. Seeing that you had entered deep meditation and could no longer pay attention to the outside world, it grinned slyly and pulled out a tightly sealed vial from beneath its sca...

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017 (Vol 2) Breaking the World Apart

There was one day when Tsunade, while on the run, suddenly noticed something strange in her vision.

She could see "tags."

Above her own head floated the tag: "rbq side character".

Above Jiraiya's was: "Backup guy".

Above Uzumaki Kushina's: "Courting death female cannon fodder".

And Shimura Danzō...

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016 (Vol 2) Breaking the World Apart

"Are you trying to interfere in matters of our village, Konoha?"

The ANBU from Konoha stared intently at the demon, voice filled with displeasure.

"So what if I am?" the demon retorted calmly.

Another Konoha shinobi muttered under his breath, "Let's just let this one go."

The rest of the team pursuing ...

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126 Starting from One Piece

With Momonosuke dealt with, only Kaito and Kalifa remained on this empty ground. Momonosuke and the others had all turned to ash, now drifting away with the wind.

Kalifa slowly approached Kaito, her expression hesitant, as if she wanted to say something but held back.

Kaito thought maybe she'd softened and asked,<...

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125 Starting from One Piece

After Kin'emon shattered into icy fragments and faded away, the remaining four behind him were revealed—Momonosuke, Raizo, Kanjuro, and Kikunojo.

Kaito nodded slightly. These four... what a complicated group. A coward, a fake ninja, a traitor, and a crossdresser.

The only reason they'd managed to survive the Bla...

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110 Naruto the Flame-Flame Fruit

Minato returned to Konoha with Kiyosuke and the others and immediately rushed toward the Hokage Building—only to find that Hiruzen Sarutobi had already gone home for dinner.

Knowing that the matter concerning Uchiha Madara couldn't wait, he took the three of them straight to Hiruzen's house.

The door was answere...

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109 Naruto the Flame-Flame Fruit

"This is..."

Minato stared at the Susanoo with a pounding headache. This technique shouldn't be...

Uchiha Madara let out a heavy breath as the Susanoo began to fade.

"I'm really getting old," he said. "I wouldn't normally have to rely on something like this to deal with you."

His current condition was ...

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020 Scourge of the Ninja World

Because of the trip to the Land of Hot Water, Gekko Chizan earned quite a bit, so he finally had some rare downtime.

But the moment he returned to the academy, his students erupted in wails of misery.

Still, there were a few who looked confident—like Kakashi and Obito.

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019 Scourge of the Ninja World

"Yeah, the Flying Thunder God Mutually Instantaneous Revolving Technique—if used well, it's absolutely a devastating weapon on the battlefield."

Minato Namikaze looked at the formula inscribed on his ninja blade, a hint of anticipation flashing in his eyes.

"Come on, Minato, shall we give it a try?"

Hearin...

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018 Scourge of the Ninja World

"Chōmei, my good days are coming to an end..."

Walking through the village, Gekko Chizan felt a bit helpless.

With Flying Thunder God now exposed, along with his Transparent Release... sigh, there's no way to keep it hidden anymore.

Luckily, he still had the Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu and the Eight Gates.

...

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017 Scourge of the Ninja World

Yamanaka Heichi, having narrowly escaped death, felt like a whole new person.

For the first time, Gekko Chizan saw him in a new light.

This guy was a chatterbox! He just wouldn't stop talking the whole way.

If he weren't one of his own, Chizan honestly would've silenced him with a mouthful of powder.

B...

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016 Scourge of the Ninja World

As Yoshimori Hiroshin's body slammed heavily onto the ground, Yamanaka Heichi immediately knew he was dead.

A flicker of pride flashed in his eyes.

"The shinobi of Konoha only die in battle—we never retreat!"

"Chizan! I'm counting on you!"

Yamanaka Heichi had already resolved to fight to the death, a...

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015 Scourge of the Ninja World

Looking at the five completely paralyzed and limp bodies, Gekko Chizan slowly revealed himself.

Still, he wanted to confirm it one more time with Chōmei.

"Chōmei, are you sure they can't see me right now?"

"Absolutely not. Don't worry. If you're unsure, just test it."

Gekko Chizan squatted in front o...

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014 Scourge of the Ninja World

This was a five-man squad, all Chūnin from Kumogakure.

Because they had lived in the mountains for many years, Kumogakure's ninja were exceptionally sturdy in build.

"I swear, when are we finally going to get some action? We've been patrolling this area for a whole month now."

"Alright, stop complaining. Lo...

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013 Scourge of the Ninja World

Arriving at the Hokage's Office.

Gekko Chizan looked at the people inside the office, a hint of surprise on his face.

Because standing before him weren't strangers—

They were members of the Anbu, and Hatake Sakumo.

"Oh, Sakumo-sama~."

At Chizan's greeting, Hatake Sakum...

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012 Scourge of the Ninja World

[Ding! Host has forcibly revealed Kakashi's (childhood) face. Bonus: +10 to Ninjutsu.]

See? There is a reward for messing with the future elites!

Kakashi, on the other hand, looked constipated.

That mask, vibrant and colorful like a rainbow, was just… ugh, impossible to defend aga...

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011 Scourge of the Ninja World

The Ninja Academy was founded by the Second Hokage as an institution to train shinobi, but the current academy is far from perfect—after all, it hasn't been around for very long.

Take Gekko Chizan's generation, for example. Aside from some basic Ninjutsu and general knowledge, there aren't really any other subjects be...

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108 Naruto the Flame-Flame Fruit

Boom!

With a thunderous crash, the massive stone wall was shattered by Minato's Rasengan.

"You're really not going to make fun of that ridiculous name, Minato-sensei?" Kiyosuke said, raising an eyebrow.

Clearly, even Minato wasn't perfect. At the very least… he was terrible at naming things.

In that ...

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107 Naruto the Flame-Flame Fruit

Very quickly, the eight ninja hounds returned. Pakkun said,

"We found him."

Everyone perked up and immediately followed Pakkun and the others.

"Kakashi, get ready to fight," Kiyosuke warned. "Whoever took Obito isn't likely to be a good person."

"The Sharingan of the Uchiha Clan is extremely valuable. ...

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124 Starting from One Piece

Land of Wano, Oden Castle.

Kaito and Kalifa's figures suddenly appeared just outside the ruins. Kalifa looked around and immediately noticed clear signs of charring everywhere. Scattered gravestones stood among the wreckage—one in the center bore the inscription: Grave of Kozuki Oden.

S...

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