Blueberry Thoughts #122 - Wine
The wine may have failed to ferment, but burpy berries are up to 10x more huggable!
2024-06-26 20:50:05 +0000 UTC View Post
AZSpicedJason (Qu Labs) posts
Blueberry Thoughts #121 - Slurp
Well gosh, they actually stuck a straw in me.
2024-06-26 20:48:45 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #120 - Wings
I believe in you. Yeah, you. The berry blimp reading this.
2024-06-26 20:38:19 +0000 UTC View PostPausing the berry thoughts flood for a moment
Don't worry, it's like a fifteen minute breather.
2024-06-26 19:56:35 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #119 - Kiosk
Fun fact: that kiosk isn't privatized! It took a bit of... ahem convincing to get the juicer a fancy-schmancy deluxe package by default, but it's worth every penny.
2024-06-26 19:55:33 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #118 - Suits
Time it so that the compression suits fails RIIIIGHT when the party starts to die down.
2024-06-26 19:52:15 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #117 - Wet Floor
Using a juice splattered whiteboard must be such a hassle... unless Wonka innovated a way to get around it.
2024-06-26 19:50:55 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #116 - Effects
They'll tell you the big-budget pictures won't do it because juicing is a quote-unquote "major hassle" but then they blow the budget on CGI.
2024-06-26 19:44:11 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #115 - Massage
This is your sign to massage you or your partner's bloated, massive tummy.
2024-06-26 19:41:26 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #114 - Bandages
Apply this logic with reckless abandon.
2024-06-26 19:39:40 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #113 - Energy Drinks
He's bouncing off the walls, literally!
2024-06-26 19:38:10 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #112 - Label
This is one of the lessons from Seth Godin's Purple Cow at work! Coincidentally, the company has several LITERAL purple cows on payroll.
2024-06-26 19:35:43 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #111 - Donuts
Shout out to the folks who get why this one is #111, and shout out to KD for being an adorable farmer berry.
2024-06-26 19:32:10 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #110 - Jeans
Dark wash is so hot right now.
2024-06-26 19:30:23 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #109 - Hickeys
Are the marks violet, or just a darker blue? Discuss.
2024-06-26 19:28:07 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #108 - Crazy Straw
Something something "stick your straw in me anytime heh heh heh"
2024-06-26 19:26:35 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #107 - Brewing
Potion safety? More like... uh...
2024-06-26 19:24:57 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #106 - Ill-Advised
🎶Vroom vroom, bitches know they can't pop me🎶
2024-06-26 19:23:27 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #105- Bench
Replace hostile architecture with horny architecture!
2024-06-26 19:21:24 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #104 - Cornflower
Berry tailors work hard for the money!
2024-06-26 19:19:00 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #103 - Praise
This is blueberry praise-kink propaganda, praise your local beauregarde today
2024-06-26 19:16:12 +0000 UTC View PostPost-Juicing Selfie
Improper juicings give you the libido of a ripe berry, and the looming threat of swelling up all over again, who knew?
2024-06-20 21:02:07 +0000 UTC View PostBerry Flavored Fantasy, Page 2
Things are heating up! Gurgle, gurgle, plap, plap...
2024-06-17 14:59:32 +0000 UTC View PostBerry Flavored Fantasy, Page 1
Sometimes your mind wanders when you're doin' it with your boyfriend. Sometimes that's to your fantasy of being blown up like a blueberry. Who am I to judge?
2024-06-13 22:09:48 +0000 UTC View PostBlueberry Thoughts #102 - Forever
It could be worse, you could be metal, ten times the size of Jupiter, and brushed once every thousand years with a feather until you're the size of a pea.
2024-06-12 12:43:36 +0000 UTC View Post
