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Scott Adams
Scott Adams changed my life for the better, just because he could.
On May 22nd, 2007 (Eighteen years ago!) Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert (which I enjoyed religiously every day for years), wrote to tell me he liked Basic Instructions.
He and I exchanged emails. Reading back over them now, I...
2025-05-22 07:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Bask in the Heady Glow of Scientific Discovery
Yes, a colossal squid has been caught on camera, and yes, it is a baby.
I stand by my assessment that it is not cute. There are those who will disagree. The very article ...
2025-05-19 07:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
How to See Things for What They Really Are
No, I do not own a Rolex. I can’t imagine buying a Rolex, and if I were given one as a gift, it would probably be used to keep track of time inside the safety deposit box I would have to rent just to store the Rolex.
That said, it is fascinating to me how products that are valued for their dependability and quality be...
2025-05-12 07:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Diagnose a Plot Problem
The issue is that I think of Holmes as a crime fighter, not a war fighter, or a spy fighter. I’m sure there are stories where Holmes wheedles out spies. It’s just saying it’s not what he’s primarily known for. It’s like having a movie where James Bond hunts down tax cheats. Or a comic where Lt. Aldo Raine from I...
2025-05-05 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Unpack Someone’s Historical Legacy
I don’t know if he was nationally famous, or just regionally famous. I do know that he is still remembered fondly by many. Just in case you think I hallucinated him, here’s some of Fred Dibnah’s early exploits.
“Insurance me...
2025-04-28 07:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Ask for Advice
Sincere social interaction isn’t my strong suit. Shocking, I know.
Part of the problem is that I get all up in my head about how to express my feelings in a way that won’t make other people uncomfortable. People have told me that expressing positive feelings about another person won’t make them uncomfortable, espe...
2025-04-21 07:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Explore History
The character referred to in this comic, Rick Jones, has gone on to bounce around the periphery of the Marvel Comics Universe for decades and act as temporary sidekicks for more than one character.
During our most recent pho...
2025-04-14 07:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
How To Apply Real-World Knowledge to Fictional Situations
True story: Missy recently insisted that I get a sit-stand desk to deal with a recurring back pain I’ve been experiencing. There is very little chance of me working while standing, but that’s fine. I was suffering back pain from working twisted sideways because my legs couldn’t go under my old desk if one of our cats wa...
2025-04-07 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Tolerate Other People’s Boring Interests
I’m not criticizing people who collect antiques. Not right now. When I wrote the comic, I was, but I was writing dialog for the fictional character “Comic Scott,” who is a bit of a dick sometimes. Now I’m writing for real me, and I do understand the urge to collect antiques.
I used to occasionally pick up things...
2025-03-31 07:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Weather Change
Of course, this is exactly the kind of comic someone would post just before AI puts them out of work.
The thing is, I am semi-serious about this. If and when AI gets good enough to write comics, they are going to try to emulate the most polished mass market properties, not weirdos like me. And, yes, there is a lot more ...
2025-03-24 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Complain with Flair
I didn’t really watch That ’70s Show. I have nothing against it. I wasn’t really watching sitcoms at the time it was on, so I’ve never seen an entire episode. I did see a few scenes here and there later, as its reruns would be on in the breakrooms at various locations I worked back in my theme park days. My m...
2025-03-17 08:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Adjust Your Assumptions
Recently, there seemed to be some curiosity about my gaming habits amongst some patrons, so here’s my deal, as far as games are concerned:
I like turn-based strategy games, similar to Advance Wars on the Gameboy Advance (Warbits in IOS and Android is quite good), or the Mario + Rabbids game...
2025-03-03 08:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Human Error
And I am the human! Some of you may have gotten a comic a few weeks early. I choose to be positive about it, and think that you got a bonus this week, and a week off in mid March!
2025-02-26 11:37:04 +0000 UTC View PostHow to Explore the Limitations of Your Superhero Characters
Yup, my team of idiots is at it again. I would love to use them more often, but good ideas for stupid superhero action don’t come that often. I suppose it’s debatable whether I had a good idea this time around, but I felt it was at least worth a shot.
How to Iterate an Idea
For those who are saying “Ray Milland?” I simply point out that the 1970s was an amazing decade.
All of the references in this comic came straight off the top of my head. I am not happy about the specific things my brain chooses...
2025-02-17 08:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
How to Honor the Memory of Someone You Respected
I had seen several of David Lynch's films and TV shows, but I hadn’t seen Eraserhead.
Now I have, and I can never unsee it.
A lot has been said about David Lynch lately. I built 2025-02-10 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
