Hey guys! I’m sorry this report is so late. The truth is that I’m really struggling with the writing at the moment. I don’t know what to say except that I’m sorry it’s taking so long.
I’m working on it full time every day to get it ready for testing and release. The problem has been that what I’ve been pro...
2024-03-12 23:00:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! I'm sorry for being quiet here, and on Discord. I've been struggling with the writing in this episode, and it wasn't clear to me last weekend how to fix it.
For story reasons, we need to send the heroine back into the club for a barmaid shift. My idea to spice it up was to do something cool with wardrobe, and ...
2024-02-25 16:58:39 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Sorry for being quiet, I’ve been deep in a scene.
Sometimes writing feels fast and easy, sometimes everything's difficult and it feels like a slog. This scene has definitely been a slog, requiring sacrifices of much blood, toil, tears and sweat just to get it to a rough first draft standard....
2024-02-11 11:34:38 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! Just a quick update, as I’ve been very busy prototyping more scenes. It’s hard to talk about without spoilers, but:
- A scene that wasn’t working got simplified and rewritten
- A new scene, with two NPCs you’ll be seeing more of, got added (and completed)
- A key scene...
2024-01-29 09:29:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! I had another good, solid week of writing. I added two more scenes to the prototype build, (so that’s now 5 in total, of 14 planned), and nearly finished the third. I increased the number of lines in the code from 2209 to 4355.
NPC deep dives
This week, I spent some time workin...
2024-01-14 14:13:52 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! This week, I started production on episode 1.21 of Female Agent.
After the glam date with Kolya, and the empowering, action-packed Christmas episode, we need to get our heroine out of combat boots, back into heels, and back into the Hard Cock Cafe for a shift. (This is both for pacing reasons, and to insert a s...
2024-01-06 18:49:37 +0000 UTC
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Zero Kate Thirty, the standalone Christmas mini-episode, is available here.
I feel like my aim’s been a little off in the past couple of episodes. Reflecting on it, I think I’ve (unwittingly) made the mistake...
2024-01-06 18:35:28 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! Lovely Victoria and I have been working on a small Christmas present for you all.
It was ready on the 24th, but I know that the period after Christmas can sometimes be an anti-climax, so I kindly held it back until now.*
Please enjoy a short standalone mini-episode: 2023-12-27 20:13:29 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Sorry for the lack of reporting, but it hasn’t meant a lack of work.
Reflecting on the release of 1.20…I feel like my aim has been off in the past couple of episodes. So instead of doing what I wanted to do – which was jump immediately into production of episode 1.21 – I decided to devote some time and...
2023-12-10 17:08:51 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! Here's episode 1.20.1, "White Russian".
This general release is a little late, because I was trying to...
2023-11-23 10:33:47 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! This is the (late) general release for episode 1.20.1P, "White Russian".
I tried to improve the sex scene by adding some new decision points. Honestly, I don't think it came out as the big improvement I was excited about, and I feel meh about it – but do let me know what you think...
2023-11-23 10:12:25 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! I aimed to drop the general release version today. But I'm editing something to try and improve it (based on Early Access feedback), and it's not quite ready to release. It'll be ready very shortly.
In the meantime, I've opened up the 2023-11-14 17:10:28 +0000 UTC
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Happy Halloween, Analysts+! Attached is the early access version of episode 1.20, "White Russian".
I wanted more time to edit, but everybody told me that I overedited the last episode, so...here you go. Is it hot? Do you like it? How could it be better?
Please let me...
2023-10-31 20:42:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Last week, our illustrator lovely Victoria finished with the episode art. It looks amazing! We've coded most of it into the new episode. (I always love it when you can play through with the actual art, it makes the episode feel real.)
We're doing a couple of new things ...
2023-10-23 08:33:43 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Here's an update on the task list:

We're just beavering away. Our illustrator lovely Victoria has finished most of the art (which is looking stunning 😮).
Every time I'm in the cod...
2023-10-16 10:33:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Working on the finickity final things before this episode can be released. Here's a peek at my to-do list:

Some of the contributor suggestions are seriously greta and will improve the ep. ...
2023-10-09 09:42:21 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Short report, because everything's moving smoothly: I'm working on edits, our illustrator lovely Victoria is working on art.
I had lots of good feedback from story testers! Their suggestions are helping me punch up various moments. But generally, everybody seems to like the n...
2023-10-02 09:07:23 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! Yesterday I finished building the episode prototype in the game engine. A basic version of White Russian is now playable, start to finish!
I made some changes based on tester feedback from the previous week, adding in a new scene between scenes 7 & 8 on the outline (thanks Behbe...
2023-09-25 08:56:52 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! This week I had to do some rewriting, based on feedback of last week's prototype. As well as being our illustrator, lovely Victoria is also involved in story planning, and she pointed out some characterisation problems that needed to be fixed.
I was a little bit annoyed with her when she pointe...
2023-09-17 14:18:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! Work on episode 1.20, "White Russian", is going well.
This episode is a lot less complex than the last one. It's a side quest featuring Kate's (optional) date with Kolya, the broody Russian guy she met in the skybar in the early part of Girls' Night Out.
It's fully plotted, and I'm currently ...
2023-09-11 09:07:53 +0000 UTC
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Back in the early days of Female Agent, 59 players told me how they liked to play their heroine (called "Kate" in internal dev discussions, for convenience).
Four broad archetypes emerged:
WAIF (dutiful, resilient) - 41%
- A survivor, capable of stoically withstanding...
2023-09-03 16:20:02 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! Here's episode 1.19.1P, "The New Girl".
This was a controversial episode, receiving by far
2023-08-27 20:21:40 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Recruit! Here's episode 1.19.1P, "The New Girl".
This was a controversial episode, receiving by far the most negative criticism of any episode of Female Agent. I made some scene edits based on the feedback, but be warned this episode missed the mark for a lot of people.<...
2023-08-27 19:56:54 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! Before the new episode released, I said I’d need feedback from the community. I certainly got it. 😔
This episode received by far the most negative criticism of any episode of Female Agent. So that’s obviously an indicator that I made mistakes this time.
The criticisms were mainly (...
2023-08-21 08:01:30 +0000 UTC
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Greetings Analysts+! Attached is the early access version of episode 1.19, "The New Girl".
I'm sorry this took so long; the writing was challenging for a number of reasons, which we'll discuss over the next few weeks. I have a plan to improve things.
In the meantime, please let me know...
2023-08-13 18:47:27 +0000 UTC
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I was trying to get it ready for today, but it's 1700 and I still have lots to do. 😭
What the fuck is going on?
On Discord yesterday, I wrote that I feel like I've kind of "levelled up" somehow in the writing of this episode. I've just got this incredible energy to dive into th...
2023-08-06 16:39:28 +0000 UTC
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Hey guys! I desperately wanted to release by today, but it's still not quite done. Sorry.
I put in about 80 more hours last week, and was able to achieve the following:
- Reworked the ending scenes so they flow better
- Coded in the new episode art
- ...
2023-07-31 07:42:39 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! Editing is going great but I need a little more time before it's ready to go out.
I'm going through scenes and lifting them up with better description, pacing and dialogue. Everything I touch is getting much hotter and more interesting, so I know I need to keep doing it.
2023-07-23 14:05:04 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! I wanted it to be ready, but I'm still working on a few scenes.
If I release it now it'll be shit but if I can just take the time it needs to make these scenes work then I'm sure you'll love it.
I'm working on it flat out every day, and believe me nobody wants this episode to be ove...
2023-07-17 08:34:25 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! It's almost but not quite ready. I've been working hard every day, punching up dialogue and description.
It's infuriating that I need to do so much editing, but it improves the episode so much. I'm working through adding new dialogue branches, tweaking the pacing on the "spicy...
2023-07-10 16:24:09 +0000 UTC
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