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The Dragon's Gift: an ASMR Roleplay, Pt 6 -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dragon's Gift roleplay series, written once again by the talented Jaro!

Catch up with Pt 5 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/59254886

Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 13 -- (The Anti-Climax)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the Drunk & Dangerous finale of Moon People 2!  

Join me as I drunkenly read and ramble through the least climactic climax ever put to pen and ink.  Guaranteed to be more fun than a 2 am bologna binge!

Cuddled by a Horny Yandere Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 2 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Ear Worship)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, another Cuddled by a Horny Yandere!  Relax and let this cuddly yandere girl soothe and worship your ears in beautiful binaural clarity.  

I mean... it's not like you really have a choice...

Zone Change: a Friends-to-Lovers Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Flashback Friday)

"I don't know how to say this, but... I like you.  As more than just friends.  I just hope you feel the same way..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday upload, a sweet and loving friends-to-lovers FxM erotic roleplay from ye olden days of 2019!  

Haunted by a Horny Ghost Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 4 -- (Female x Listener)

Aaaand... we're back!  I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Horny Ghost Girl roleplay series, written once again by the marvelous Ashen!  

Thank you all so much for your patience and well wishes while I figure out what's going on with my health.  It means the world to me. 2022-05-12 23:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Health Update

Meet my garage door opener!  This thing is going to be on me for the next two weeks or so, so they can get a better idea of what my heart is doing.  The turtle is optional (supposedly).  I'm currently feeling okay, and trying to take it easy and as stress-free as possible.  But also... I'm bored and want t...

Health Break

Hey, guys.  So I'm not sure what's up with my health yet, but I have an appointment for an ultrasound with a cardiologist on Thursday.  

I'm going on a short hiatus until I figure out what's up with my health.  I'll keep you guys posted!

Post Is Delayed; Cat Is Not

Hey guys!

Unfortunately I've been dealing with some health issues -- I've been having random fainting spells since Friday -- and haven't been as up and at 'em as I usually am.  Which also means, also unfortunately, that today's early upload isn't coming at its regularly scheduled time.  

Thankfully, Butt...

The Appetite of the Succubus: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Flashback Friday)

"My, my, my.  You look just as delicious as ever.  What, you thought I had gone for good?  Oh no, my sweet girl, I'm not going anywhere.  But don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you.  Quite the contrary..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday upload, the first FxF succubus erotic to ap...

Maiden's Blood, Pt 2: Raised by Lady Dimitrescu -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the FxF Lady Dimitrescu series Maiden's Blood, written once again by the fantastic sofi p!

Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt. 12 -- (Gummy Hydrate)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me once again while I continue my intoxicated rambling narration of the epic(ally frustrating) Moon People 2, written by Grief Givington*.  

Is this the worst book ever written?  Can it even be considered ...

Scheduling for the next Live Drunk & Dangerous!

If you've ever wanted to chat with me, now's your chance!  Come to the Discord server this Saturday night for April's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll be ranting, raving, and reading some of the internet's worst-rated erotic fiction.  Hey, maybe you'll even discover a new kink or two... though for yo...

Girlfriend Comfort for Depression ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet, loving, reassuring girlfriend roleplay with lots of comfort for anyone dealing with depression.  I know far too many of you have been there right along with me in your struggles... this one's for you!

Owned: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Flashback Friday)

"You know what you're here for, right?  Why I bought you?  That's right, you're a pleasure slave.  And you had better earn your keep..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday erotic upload, the first FxM chapter of my High Elf x Listener series, Owned!  

If you've been missing the new ...

Dangerous' Closet Tour and Cat Petting 2022

I've missed you guys!  Have you missed me?  please say yes

Join me as we tour my new recording space (it's small so it takes a millisecond lol) and enjoy some chill and happy Butterscotch vibes to finish it out.

I can't wait to get back to recording!  So much degeneracy, so little time... 2022-04-21 23:03:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Obligatory Cat Post & Move Update!

For those who were wondering -- yes, the move went well (I am unpacking as we speak), and yes, my girls made the trip safe and sound (albeit with lots of complaining from Butterscotch and repeated escape attempts from Taffy).  

While they didn't like the drive, they did enjoy sleeping on couches and pillows across ...

Kidnapped by a Sex-Crazed Yandere Girl: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Flashback Friday)

I hope you guys enjoy today's Flashback Friday erotic, the first Love-Crazed Yandere NSFW that I released on Patreon.  The idea for this audio came to me much earlier than my Patreon did, actually... not that I'm a pervert, or anything.   *cough*

In other news, tomorrow I will be sharing some cat...

Seduced by a Vampire 2: Erotic Boogaloo -- (Female x Female x Female) (Flashback Friday)

"Good evening, pet.  It seems you are in need of some more correction as of late.  And I have an idea of how to do that..."

I hope you guy's enjoy today's Flashback Friday post straight from February of 2019, Seduced by a Vampire 2: Erotic Boogaloo!  This audio features not one but two horny vamp...

Dangerous & the Cross-Country Road Trip

Hey guys!

I'm going to be taking a new content break for a few weeks in order to move everything I own into a new closet several states away.  I'll be gone until the 21st, when I'll return with a brand new closet tour!  

Until then, I'll be posting a few of my favorite older erotic audios for those who m...

Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 2, Pt 11

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me as we take an intoxicated dive once again into the second installment in the Moon People series, written by Dale Courtney... and written to drive me insane.

Come listen and let's go crazy together!

Dommed by your Yandere Vampire Girlfriend ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, an extra domme addition to the Yandere Vampire Girlfriend series!  

Now stop being so stubborn...

Taken by Hysteria Roleplay Pt 3 -- (Female x Listener) (Body Horror)

Aaaand... we're back!

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the terrifying Taken by Hysteria series, written once again by the wonderfully demented Ashen!

Previously on: https://www.patreon.com/posts/577...

Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 12 -- (Easter Bunny)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording from last Saturday's live show where we talk, laugh, and read some of the worst-rated erotica the internet has to offer.  

It's the best time you'll ever have acquiring new traumas!

Invading Taffy's Privacy: an ASMR Roleplay

Unfortunately, today's regularly-scheduled SFW roleplay will be delayed until *Wednesday.  Some days are harder than others and, unlike me, depression doesn't take a break.  Curses!

Please accept this brief video as consolation, and take a patron-exclusive peek into Taffy's private life.

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For the Good of the Pack: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Werewolf) (Binaural)

"We cannot mate every single time I am in heat, human... can we?"

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an erotic roleplay featuring the yandere-but-really-tsundere werewolf girl!  

This audio was originally created as a custom, but is being shared with that patron's permission. &nbs...

Girlfriend Gives You ASMR Tingles -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Ear Worship)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a whisper-only binaural ear worship roleplay featuring a loving girlfriend and lots of cuddles!

Now gimme those ears!  I need to nibble on them for a while...

Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt 12

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me in this episode while we explore more of the internet's worst scary stories and my tolerance for THC (it might even be higher than me).  

Scheduling for the Next Live Drunk & Dangerous

Come and join me this Saturday night for March's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, a show where we chat while I rant about anything and everything while reading more of the internet's worst erotica.  Sometimes hilarious, sometimes hideous, but always a good time*.

When:       Saturday, ...

Return of the Knitting Kuudere: an ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-awaited return of the Knitting Kuudere, written once again by the wonderful Todd C.!

Previously on: https://www.patreon.com/posts/35565876

Visiting a Forest Elf Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a roleplay featuring a visit with an intriguing Forest Elf, written by the fantastic J.M!