Is there a trope for someone who buys a unique set of dice for every character to match their theme and then never uses them again? Because I'm starting to think I have a problem...
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2020-01-12 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Laurel's Edit: Patreon is having some issues tonight and I can't seem to select the tiers appropriately for this post--so everyone gets to see this week's NSFW comic! I wanted to make sure it at least got posted for you guys.
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Magus' face here was my favorite in quite some time!
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2020-01-09 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I wonder how this argument would fly with some of my current games...
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2020-01-05 06:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
How many people is the Demon Goddess related to, anyway?
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2020-01-02 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I, uh... couldn't resist this joke. NSFW version is below for download!
Thank you all for an awesome 2019! We couldn't do this without you <3
2020-01-01 03:24:00 +0000 UTC View Post
With the sudden, mysterious disappearance of Femme Fighter, it looks like Magus finally gets to choose the next dungeon. Poor catgirl was waiting forever! Every time it came up in conversation, there was always some...
2020-01-01 01:42:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Those darn drow! Always trying to goth the place up.
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2019-12-29 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Holidays to all of you! Thank you again for an amazing year, we couldn't do Handbook without all of your support and awesome feedback!
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2019-12-26 06:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
My bow deserves this fate after the last session we played... didn't manage to roll over a 5 the whole night.
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EDIT: I somehow forgot to add in the punchline when I did the comic last night!
2019-12-22 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
There’s a lot going on in today’s Handbook of Erotic Fantasy.
It would appear that Paladin and BBEG watch the same soap operas.
It would also appear that Necromancer is continuing her...
2019-12-21 04:13:14 +0000 UTC View PostWhat decidedly un-merry monsters are our heroes fighting this holiday season?
2019-12-20 16:33:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I am convinced that all Evil characters with access to scrying do this.
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2019-12-19 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
When Colin asked for a sketchy, undone comic, I had to completely change how I drew it to match--my 'sketch' before I start laying in colors normally looks nothing like this, so it was an interesting challenge!
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2019-12-15 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We've been sitting on this storyline for quite some time, since Fighter needed to be a dude again for it. Keep an eye out for the next Handbook of Erotic Fantasy for more ways Necromancer is attempting to rekindle her romance with Paladin by inciting the green monster!
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2019-12-12 06:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
If the PCs successfully “defeat” the love spring elemental, read or paraphrase the following:
With a cry of exquisite anguish, the elemental bursts into a roiling cloud of pink steam. The mist rises higher and higher, hanging for a moment like a great fogbank poised above the hot springs. Then, with a rush...
2019-12-11 03:29:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like this has happened to nearly every level one character I've played.
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2019-12-08 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This was such a fun joke the first time that we're thinking about making it a running gag. If you've got suggestions for other uncomfortable situations for your party to brave together, let us know!
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2019-12-05 06:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Looking evil is hard work!
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2019-12-01 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I felt like it was a good time to do Ranger, since she doesn't always get a lot of love, and I think the dichotomy of a half-orc housewife is very cute. Also, I really like baking pies, which is something I do every thanksgiving!
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2019-12-01 04:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostOne unlucky hero is getting their ass kicked by a low-CR monster. Which hero and what monster?
2019-12-01 03:03:12 +0000 UTC View Post
She could feel the cool grit of the footbridge beneath her feet. The gentle mist of the place lolled across the path ahead, a languorous tongue of cloud drifting through the secluded grotto. Moisture dripped from every surface, and the dull churning of the waters lent a dream-like quality to her progress, as if she were chasi...
2019-11-30 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Man, Wizard is getting picky about her drama. GMing for this party must be an exercise in endless frustration. My head-canon is that he is in hell and being forced to run games for these players as punishment for not putting in enough for pizza when he was alive, but Colin says that this isn't the case. He's...
2019-11-28 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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2019-11-24 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes speech bubbles are really hard to determine placing for! Hopefully I managed this time--it was a tough one!
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2019-11-21 06:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Bard’s Big Fucking Bestiary: Elementals
The first step in adding an elemental to your list of conquests is proper identification. This can be surprisingly difficult. As any third-rate jongleur might tell you, elementals are beings composed entirely of a single element. Thus, while a curvaceous m...
2019-11-21 03:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmm. Putting these two together in a comic raises some questions. Why are they both red-haired and blue-eyed? Are they related? How would that work, since one is a fire genasi and the other is a halfling? Have they secretly been brothers the whole time or is it coincidence? Is someone writi...
2019-11-17 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Like a certain Night Watchman, Bard was adopted by dwarves as a baby and raised to appreciate the finest of mining picks.
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2019-11-14 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
From the Pages of Spelle Magazine, v. 17, pp 18-20
Is your Sense Motive trying to tell you something? Do you think there’s a personal drama subplot brewing in your party? Do you want to know if your flanking partner is—ahem—flanking with the serving staff? Then look no farther than our li...
2019-11-11 03:55:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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2019-11-10 06:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
