Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble swordsman, Din here to share some exciting news. To celebrate our crossover with Shady Corner Games we are giving away one (1) copy of Lewdware featuring the Sword Instructor!
2018-05-26 20:03:50 +0000 UTC
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Cinder Guard: "Do not falter, Apprentice. If you lose focus now, it will be certain death."
1. Maintain eye contact!
2. Close your eyes!
3. Quickly glance down!
Comment with your choice and hit the Like 2018-05-25 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble banner-man, Din here to give the first look at one of the recent additions coming to Faulty Apprentice. The all mighty Banners!
Originally, banners were going to be linked to Equipment. So if you were using Sword & Shield, you would have the Sword (b...
2018-05-24 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Cinder Guard: "We that wield the flame, must discharge or risk combustion. I dare not risk endangering the Mana Stone, so I would need someone to absorb the blast. Mortal man suffer from merely a glimpse of my power.... but since you are the great wizard, Durandall's apprentice, you should have nothing ...
2018-05-23 07:01:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Greeting Apprentices! Your good friend and humble team leader, Din here to call for aid. Faulty Apprentice production is ramping up, and we are looking for interns to join our small team. We thought there was no better place to start our search than our Patreon supporters. As the game gets bigger, the amount of tasks grows. As m...
2018-05-22 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices, your good friend and humble sell out, Din here to share this little Faulty Apprentice crossover game made by Shady Corner Games! Now before you all rush to grab your swords, I would like to take this opportunity to speak a bit on how our relationship with Shady Corner began... began… began…
Lo...
2018-05-21 19:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Making your way up to the Royal Tower, you come to a grand hallway unlike you have ever seen. A faint perfume, mixed with the smell of cakes and fruit, floats through the air. Blue carpet runs over the stone floor as huge paintings and tapestries line the walls.
Amidst the dripping regality to this place, a giant man in ...
2018-05-19 19:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Dark Elf Prisoner: "This simple riddle is no match for the intellect of the great Durandall's apprentice, yes?"
Comment with your answer and don't forget to hit that Like button if you want more Riddle games with the Dark Elf!
Dark Elf Riddle Game 1 [ 2018-05-19 17:30:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Cinder Guard: "Do not falter, Apprentice. If you lose focus now, it will be certain death."
1. Maintain eye contact!
2. Close your eyes!
3. Quickly glance down!
Comment with your choice and hit the Like 2018-05-18 07:02:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Your friendly member of the AGL team and bird lover, Jesika here to invite you to check out the auditions for the Traveling Merchant. Submissions are trickling in, and we have our favorites, but we'd like to hear yours! Leave a comment on this post which VA you want to take on the role and why!
C...
2018-05-16 02:59:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Cinder Guard: "We that wield the flame, must discharge or risk combustion. I dare not risk endangering the Mana Stone, so I would need someone to absorb the blast. Mortal man suffer from merely a glimpse of my power.... but since you are the great wizard, Durandall's apprentice, you should have nothing to ...
2018-05-14 07:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Cinder Guard: "We that wield the flame, must discharge or risk combustion. I dare not risk endangering the Mana Stone, so I would need someone to absorb the blast. Mortal man suffer from merely a glimpse of my power.... but since you are the great wizard, Durandall's apprentice, you should have nothing ...
2018-05-09 07:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
How well do you know Faulty Apprentice? Find out by taking this Pop Quiz and Commenting below with your answers!
1. What type of magicians wear pointy hats that drape down to one side, similar to nightcap? *include the reason why for extra credit!
2. What are the ingredients needed to make Wax Ear ...
2018-05-05 18:51:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Goth Guard: “I guess its not totally lame having a male prisoner. Why don’t we start with a strip search? ...What? I don’t care if the other prisoner is watching. Just do it. The First Guard will be doing her rounds soon.”
Archery Instructor: "Your form is still wrong! Turn your head. Raise your elbow."
Apprentice: "Ah, that tickles."
Not having experience with women in such close proximity, you forget that keeping an arrow drawn requires a lot of focus. Neither of you noticed the bowstring caught on the I...
2018-04-30 07:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
While some Apprentices stayed in the comfort of their room when the Goblin Thief stole all the T-Shirts, others rose to action! Despite their broken equipment these brave Apprentices chased down the shirt stealing gob...
2018-04-28 20:11:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Apprentices! Your humble friend and quiet team member of the AGL, Jesika here, to wish you a happy Friday<3
First topic is our T-shirt Giveaway! Being you all are familiar with Patreon and what means to creators, I will simply say "Thank you" on behalf of the team. We look forward to produc...
2018-04-27 19:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Nyah nyah-nyah nyahnyahnyahnyahnyah-- *cough-cough* Excuse me. What I meant to say was… Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and cutest member of the AGL Team, Jesika here to introduce the new Mage Training Beta! Now, I know you are all eager to bust out your spell books and start getting all magical up in here, but before ...
2018-04-27 00:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Reading is FUN T-shirt Available on our Redbubble [ here ] 🐱
Magic Instructor: "I never realized there are so many differ...
2018-04-23 20:23:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Archery Instructor: "Your form is still wrong! Turn your head. Raise your elbow."
Apprentice: "Ah, that tickles."
Not having experience with women in such close proximity, you forget that keeping an arrow drawn requires a lot of focus. Neither of you noticed the bowstring caught on the I...
2018-04-23 07:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Goblin: "Suprise-sa!!! Me takes tshirts! Is mine now!! Haha! Butt ugly man-boy no have tshirts!"
1. Use Sword & Shield to...!
2. Use Bow & Arrow to...!
3. Use Book & Scroll to...!
4. Use Cloak & Dagger to...!
Greetings, Apprentices! Your good friend and humble curator, Din here, to wish you a happy friday, and give you the low down on another busy week at AGL Studios. First topic is last weekends Urgent Job request from the...
2018-04-20 15:05:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings magical Apprentices! Your good friend and humble Wizard, Din here to request you all make a note in your official Stars Reach Soldier Calendar for the new and improved Mage Training! Starting next week!
You've probably heard other soldiers talking about how Vaultes is the most powerful Dark Sorcerer ...
2018-04-19 15:46:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble shirt-smith, Din here to kick off another T-Shirt Give Away!!
Even though true heroes like yourselves would never expect a reward for your deeds, we know adventure comes at the cost of your equipment. We hope you will accept this small armor upgrade as a...
2018-04-18 14:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Standing with along side the other Captains, you overhear the Commander whisper something under her breath.
Royal Commander: "Curse the Alchemist for the lewd nature of this armor..."
As the Commander takes breath for what you anticipate to be a rallying speech, you can't help but notice something wrong ...
2018-04-17 07:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings Apprentices! Your good friend and humble cat lover, Din here to invite you to check out the auditions for the Black Cat. There are so many good ones, and we have our favorites, but we'd like to hear yours! Leave a comment on this post which VA you want to take on the role and why!
Check out the official audit...
2018-04-15 19:08:58 +0000 UTC View Post
