CaptainJerkpants

W.I.P of Wanda!!!

There will be a wall of text behind that i'll probably spend more time on it than the drawing...

Feeling cartoony and silly, so thats the route ill take on this one, they are fun and you guys seem to like it. Last time i did Wanda was years ago, so it will be a nice contrast to back then.

On another news il...

2nd Winner of September 2025!!!

Or at least some AC in the cockpit...

I still wanna buy the Kallen figure with this suit on the pilot seat, the one i have is the open suit while posing on a rock, love that one, but ill skip on the B-style figure because those are really, really expensive.

October is near, so i better start picking some go...

Monthly Color Commission Void...

Didnt get an answer from the winner, so now ill work on something myself.

I have a few ideas.

W.I.P. of Kallen!!!

My favorite character of one of my favorite series of all time.

You seen that video of an Asuka cosplayer drenched in sweat when taking off her skinsuit? Yeah its like that. I've been putting off drawing Kallen because i really like her and at the same time, im kinda intimidated by how i can mess it up, especiall...

1st Winner of September 2025!!!

Greg "Gembreaker" Universe claims another one...

I feel like i cooked on this one, make me feel like i have a good start coming back from my break. That being said, gonna have to start advertising a lot more to regain some supporters back, i dont like spamming links or anything like that, but i got bills to pay a...

W.I.P. of Pearl!!!

Here i go, cooking again...

Break is over, did i really relax? No did i manage to do what i wanted? hell no, but i've been brainstorming some ideas and i felt like doing Pearl in one of those ideas. Theres a second part to this, but it will be a surprise when the piece is complete.

Also play Void Stranger, ...

Taking a break this Month!

As i mentioned before im taking this month off, i really need this break so i dont go insane, being mindful of my own being is how ive been able to keep working for so long without hiatus or breakdowns, i havent even finished FF VII Rebirth, im still at Costa de Sol, so yeah, i need some me time.

Billing will be paused ...

Monthly Lineart Commission: Rapi: Red Hood!!!

Theres no escape, she has the Wombforce 9000 installed.

Been playing Nikke since the minute the servers opened almost 3 years ago and this is the only time i spent money on it, to buy this Rapi skin. Ever since that New Years fiasco with FGO many years ago i swore to be always a F2P player, but i caved, dont regr...

Monthly Color Commission: Komi-san!!!

Sex friends are still friends, so it counts.

Can i just say im really proud of how her hair came out? I wanted to make it closer to her manga colors. One more drawing before i start my break and im really looking foward for it since i just got sick. Ill still be working on stuff but im at my own pace.

Monthly Lineart Commission: Aestheticc-Meme!!!

Be sure to read the rules carefully, if you do not follow them and are not corrected within the time frame the commission will be nullified.

So here are the rules:

-Character: Can be from any media: movies, cartoon, anime, games, comics, etc. No OC's tho... for the time being

-Pick 3 characters...

W.I.P. of Komi-san!!!

Thats how you make friends for life.

Just got home, sorry for being late. I wanted to draw some Komi for a while but that one artists who had (or still has) an obsession with her that went to some very weird and bad places kinda put me off from drawing her, but now im set on doing it.

Stay safe, look...

2nd Winner of July 2025!!!

Hilda used Pheromones, its super effective!!!

Gonna be honest, i didnt come out as good as i envisioned it in my mind, especially Zebstrika (i keep calling it Zebritska for some reason), just not happy how that one came out in particular, but oh well, at least im pretty happy with how Hilda came out for the most ...

Monthly Color Commission Void...

Didnt get an answer from the winner, so now ill work on something myself.

I have a few ideas.

W.I.P.of Hilda!!!

Before anyone says anything, what is depicted here is not against guidelines, since no interaction is show and no feral genitals are present, so its fair. Also its not going to go beyond this, starts and ends here, dont ask for more, use your imagination.

Stay safe, look at both sides of the road, wash your hands...

1st Winner of July 2025!!!

The are a bit heavy tho...

How's the heat over there? In here its getting bad, i recently got my electric bill and man that was a scary number, so ive limited my use of the AC and im using the old reliable fan, its not enough, but ill have to get used to it, on top of that i have to pay taxes and they are pretty ...

W.I.P. of Roxanne!!!

She's going to put on that red dress tonight.

Im really looking foward for my break next month, so im going to make this month count, starting with one of my earliest crushes. I must've watched this movie over 50 times already and 10 of those where on my adult age, the second one too, tho thats more like 40 times...

Monthly Lineart Commission: Meer Campbell!!!

R34 of her was probably the only good thing that came out from that series.

Im thinking about taking August off, i can feel the burnout creeping in and with the heat its probably gonna get a lot worse, so as a precaution ill set that month for rest, also gives me something to look foward to, so it works as motiva...

Monthly Color Commission: Vicky!!!

She's not called "Icky" for nothing.

Some people have been missing my cartoony stuff and yeah i kinda did too, i still im not confident enough for full cellshade when coloring, so i go for something in the middle, really fighting against my own mind goblins here because i often feel my shading is not enough when ...

Monthly Lineart Commission: His Dustyness!!!

Be sure to read the rules carefully, if you do not follow them and are not corrected within the time frame the commission will be nullified.

So here are the rules:

-Character: Can be from any media: movies, cartoon, anime, games, comics, etc. No OC's tho... for the time being

-Pick 3 characters...

W.I.P. of Vicky!!!

Vicky if she wasnt a sitter.

I havent done something cartoony in a while and some people have mentioned they missed it, so do it, it also helps me have some variation in my workflow, which is good for my creative needs. Thanks to the winner who let me have some freedom on this character.

Stay safe, l...

2nd Winner of June 2025!!!

Dont lick your screen, i see you.

When i lock in, im a different beast. One of the advantages of painting zoomed out is that you see the full picture taking form, wich allows you to make better choices in colors and textures instead of focusing on small details, i wanted to make the lips feel real, to express the...

Monthly Color Commission: Mad Pocket!!!

Be sure to read the rules carefully, if you do not follow them and are not corrected within the time frame the commission will be nullified.

So here are the rules:

-Character: Can be from any media: movies, cartoon, anime, games, comics, etc. No OC's tho.

-Pick 3 characters as OPTIONS, only 1 w...

W.I.P. of Helen!!!

Im feeling experimental.

So theres a thing called Buchukisu that ive been obsessed for a long time, i tried something like this before a while ago with that Halloween Rouge poster, but it wasnt a close up like it normally is, so now i wanna try it properly.

Stay safe, look at both sides of the road, ...

1st Winner of June 2025!!!

The purple one.

Earlier this morning i thought we were still in May and felt like the last 2 months have been the slowest in years, but as i was writing the title of this post i had to check the calendar to realize it was June, at least im getting closer to my break. Anyways, heres Amethyst, i made a extra that p...

W.I.P. of Amethyst!!!

Thick lips, thick nips, thicc donut...

It was a long time coming, when i first started this series i knew i had to do Amethyst, but either i kept forgetting or she wasnt selected, so it took a while and im kinda glad it did because now i can draw her much better than before, been polishing my skills for this day....

Monthly Lineart Commission: Sakura Haruno!!!

Is this covered by my insurance?

I love that, because she's a medical ninja, it makes scenarios and costumes like this work so well. Using the same costumes from my trade with D-art and that was taken from a JAV.

Been playing Ace Combat 7 recently and night, got it on a sale a while ago and its really damn ...

Monthly Color Commission: Agent K!!!

This is what in the spy business is called a "Honey trap", you can call me a bee then.

I think im getting better with my skin rendering, it helps a lot i start doing some prep work for it on the sketch phase, so i already have an idea of how i want it to look. The hardest part was the hair, because the original c...

Monthly Lineart Commission: Bloxxy!!!

Be sure to read the rules carefully, if you do not follow them and are not corrected within the time frame the commission will be nullified.

So here are the rules:

-Character: Can be from any media: movies, cartoon, anime, games, comics, etc. No OC's tho... for the time being

-Pick 3 characters...

W.I.P. of Agent K!!!

It feels like summer.

No for real its been getting so hot recently, even with shorts my legs get sweaty. Im not familiar with this series, i think it wasnt that prominent in my country, really only know her from r34, the face was tricky to get, but i think i got something here.

Stay safe, look at bot...

2nd Winner of May 2025!!!

We could even go smaller.

I think this is one of my favorite things ive drawn so far in the year, its simple, but man im super happy with the results.

Been listening to the OST of Expedition 33, its so freaking good, really want to jump into the game, but i cant keep starting games and not finishing them, ...