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Speedfreaks, part 15.

What could go wrong?

Speedfreaks, part 14.

When you've been out on the fringe long enough, you begin to lose track of the strange habits of the Mundanes....

Speedfreaks, part 13.

I have gotten too used to having motorized transportation available 24/7. I got all these lil' errands for the day - post office, bank, etc.....and how am I gonna do 'em? I can't even ride a bicycle in my condition. 

   At least I think I've secured a lift to my heart doctor's appointment today.

The Deal, page 4.

Huh. Drawn over a decade apart, but this page and the previous Paddy Pumper page kinda reflect each other. Guess I always was into exaggerated sex.

Paddy the Pumper, page 5.

Finally got this posted. I'd tell you how much fun it is to scrub little dead bits of yourself out of your road-rash in the morning shower, but you can probably guess. Also, people come here for entertainment, not gross-outs. Enjoy!

Walk & Talk, page 11.

Sorry about the long-windedness of the following accident report, but I thought you good folk deserved an explanation as to why my posting schedule might be a little erratic over the next few days:

So on Friday, February second, around 11:30, I’m buzzing east down Grant on my way to an appointment with Dr. Skeif at the Tucso...

Speedfreaks, part 12.

When you're a seven foot two cyborg cat, there's no point in even trying to establish a secret identity. Landslide is the only one of his kind, pretty much. Picking him out of a lineup would be a no-brainer.

   But Savage, being small and cute, can still hide as plain ol' Patrick Popper among his numerous fellow...

Speedfreaks, part 11.

I've tried to shashay, but I just don't have the hips for it.

Speedfreaks, part 10.

Yep, those enemies are a sneaky lot.

The Deal, page 3.

I must confess: I know you good people think you've been reading a nurse-and-doctor medical drama set in a magical forest. But really, it's been porn the whole time.

Paddy the Pumper, page 4.

....or then again, maybe it will just make her very wet.

Walk & Talk, page 10.

Yeah, let's just say that neither of these boys are naive.....

Speedfreaks, part 9.

Aha - Zeela is in disguise! Nobody will recognize her behind those fake glasses.

Speedfreaks, part 8.

Damn. These boys are doing their homework. They might actually be a little bit dangerous.

Speedfreaks, part 7.

Like Mad Max said: "That....is bait!"

The Deal, page 2.

Roslyn for the Sunday Special, and Teeka for dessert. It's a routine, but can't we all use a couple of pleasant routines in our lives?

Paddy the Pumper, page 3.

SOMEbody's gonna get a lesson in humility, here.....I wonder who?

Walk & talk, page 9.

Huh. Back when this was drawn, the US dollar was worth a lot more. Let's say that the Prez is offering Herman five grand (in current US dollars) a month. Assuming he lives long enough to collect.

    Huh. That's still only sixty grand a year - a lower-middle-class income. But Herman grew up dirt poor, so I ...

Speedfreaks, part 6.

The Highwayman may not be as smart as he thinks he is, but he's not stupid.

Speedfreaks, part 5.

I been up since 6:30 this morning, working pretty much non-stop. With plenty more work yet to do before the day is done.

   When I was a niblet, full-time artists were sold me as a pack of lazy freeloaders. I've been deceived, cheated, hornswoggled!

Speedfreaks, part 4.

This got in before midnight, so it counts as a Monday posting. Yep, I'm back from the mad dash to California. Just finished unloading the car. Mark Tucker's artistic legacy is sitting in milkcrates in the living room. Am I a little bit tired? 

   Why yes, yes I am.

The Deal, page 1.

As ever, the Teeka dessert. Damn, where did I find the time to draw all these pages? Truly, the hormones of a young horndog are a mighty force.

Paddy the Pumper, page 2.

Ooooo. The "Hump the Harem" challenge. Carol must be a very confident lady.

Walk and Talk, page 8.

I'm off in a couple hours, for a mad interstate dash to hopefully save the artistic legacy of Mark Tucker, a recently deceased music critic, social commentator, cartoonist and old friend.

   One of those irreplaceable people, you know? Ain't nobody quite like Mark. And now he's gone. DAMMIT! Stop knocking off my...

Speedfreaks, part 3.

Greed. It's the motivation for a LOT of bad behavior.

Speedfreaks, part 2.

SOUNDS like a win-win for our mystery mob bosses. Is it?

Speedfreaks, part 1.

Once again, Savage Squirrel's enemies plot against him. The worst kind of enemies - the sort who are smart enough to work from well behind the scenes. As evidenced by the fact that they are still alive.

The Inspector, page 6.

Yep yep, turnabout is fair play - I've been sodomized by the bureaucracy, and I'll tell ya: It's not NEARLY as much fun as sodomizing a shapely bureaucrat!

Patrick the Pumper, page 1.

A new Sunday story begins, yay! But Carol had better be careful - that sort of behavior has been known to lead to licentiousness!

Walk & Talk, page 7.

Careful there, Herman. When a politician flatters you, he wants something.