Karno

Big Red Wolf, page 7.

Angsty teen waifs need love, too - and I hope they find it, gods bless them. But if you're a big fella, a sturdy, well-padded woman has much to recommend her.

Poppy Pup, page 7.

Whatever happened to happy, even silly, recreational sex?

Bury your Dead, page 8.

Interesting times indeed. I hope I live long enough to chronicle them all.

Never Wrong, part 21.

You know those little problems you've been meaning to get around to fixing, but never actually did, because they just weren't that big a deal, and there was so much else to do?

    Well, all of a sudden they're a BIG problem and you're in trouble. Pull your weeds while they're small.

Never Wrong, part 20.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Never Wrong, part 19.

The delusion that you're untouchable because you've managed to claw your way into a comfortable spot in the bureaucracy, has afflicted many a jerk besides Skertur. Nobody who has a boss is untouchable.

Big Red Wolf, page 6.

Big, hairy musclemen are famously good bedwarmers.

Poppy Pup, page 6.

Ah, the intensity of (legal age) youth!

Bury your Dead, page 7.

Before he was employed by them, Herman was wanted by the authorities. They put some posters up.

Never Wrong, part 18.

The Mayor is in no mood to be interrupted.

Never Wrong, part 17.

Maybe I shouldn't have skipped over Skertur running like mad to his boss' office. Bouncing and wobbling, huffing and puffing, it was comedy in motion.

Never Wrong, part 16.

Yeah, Savage is not the big strong lunkhead type - he's the cunning little bastard type. It's obvious to anyone in their right mind?

Big Red Wolf, page 5.

And as autumn follows summer, Teeka follows the Sunday headliner. Those healthy young fillies seem ready for a fillin' - giddyup!

Poppy Pup, page 5.

No clever witticisms this week. What looks like is going on, is exactly what IS going on.

Bury your Dead, page 6.

Herman is not a jolly drunk. One more reason why he seldom indulges.

Never Wrong, part 15.

SOMEBODY's going down, I'm sure. Let's see who it is....

And yeah, this post is Patrons only because of Skertur's F-bomb in the second panel. I don't actually know if that offends Patreon's "community standards", but my finances being in the state they're in, I can't afford to take chances.

Never Wrong, part 14.

Having a magnum-caliber revolver go off almost in his face seems to have shocked Mr. Skertur somewhat closer to reality.

....Maybe.

Never Wrong, part 13.

Did he just....?

Big Red Wolf, page 4.

Ah, there's nothing like your first blowjob.

Poppy Pup, page 4.

Poppy's doubts are understandable, but at this point, putting their clothes back on and quietly going home would be a bit of a letdown?

Bury your Dead, page 5.

Online banking does not exist yet in Herman's world.

Never Wrong, part 12.

Skertur may be crazy, but he's not necessarily wrong.

Never Wrong, part 11.

Actually, it's easier to convict the innocent. The innocent, believing they can explain that they've done nothing wrong, will talk to the cops. The guilty, especially the professionally guilty, will let their hot-shot lawyers do all the talking.

Never Wrong, part 10.

Savage is not an Internet warrior. He prefers to provide his services in person....

Big Red Wolf, page 3.

It's no contest - Teeka wins!

Poppy Pup, page 3.

Poppy knows how to make a fella feel welcome! A valuable skill in these times of excessive  hostility.

Bury your Dead, page 4.

There's a reason cops and coroners develop dark senses of humor.

Never Wrong, part 9.

Where we get the People That Matter's take on current events.

In real-world news, my good wife is finally home & getting started on the long road to recovery. But Traci is no wimp, so I am confident she'll get back all she lost, and maybe even a little more. Yay! My sweetie's back!

Never Wrong, part 8.

Everybody likes to feel useful. I recommend giving the mentally handicapped a job to do - something to keep 'em productively occupied. But putting them in charge of the asylum? That might be going too far.

Never Wrong, part 7.

So much for the easy way.