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The To-do List, part 124.

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Luckily, Leynisevich's place has high ceilings.

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Here there be Dragons 3, page 90.

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Yeah, Gustav might have opinions on the matter. Quite strong ones, even.

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The Price, page 1.

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So I thought I'd run this tale from 1998 as a Sunday naughtie. Spent the morning trying to dig out the original scans of the pages. Could not find 'em, so I finally gave up and re-scanned the original art.

Which is inked by Terrie Smith, from my pencils. I think Terrie has a Patreon, too? I'll check around and let yo...

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Chastityman strikes!

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Still haven't managed to dig out the time & energy to make more Cartoon History of Iceland pages. How did I manage to be so effortlessly productive, back in the day? Oh yeah! No wife, house, dog and car to take care of. Adulting doesn't always get easier with time.

So here's another Golden Oldie to hold ya until...

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The To-do List, part 123.

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Yes, that's a reference to the "Clang Honk Tweet!" of the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers getting high. I figured the Mink had earned herself a light-hearted episode, after all the grim stuff she'd been through.

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The To-do List, part 122.

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Been a busy day, but late as it is, this still counts as a Wednesday post.

That said, I like the line "There's only one way to stop out of control bakery!". I wonder if I'm the first to ever use it?

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The To-do List, part 121.

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Having been clambering all over the scenery, is no reason not to stop and enjoy the view.

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Here there be Dragons 3, page 89.

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Gonna try to make this page free access. How dangerous are imaginary cartoon dragoness nipples considered to be, these days? I lose track.

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Scram the Ram, page 4.

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Yep, this is posted late in the day. Been busy all day, and it's not looking better for tomorrow.

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Kitten Kelly in Bull's workout.

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I had absolutely no hope of completing a Cartoon History of Iceland page today, so here's a olden moldy, I mean golden oldie from 35 years ago to serve as a stand-in for a page of the history of a small pile of volcanic rocks in the middle of the Atlantic.

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The To-do List, part 120.

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I'm about Leynisevich's age, but even so, I still don't have this whole "grownup" thing nailed down. I still stumble from time to time.

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The To-do List, part 119.

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I finally heard back from Patreon. They said:

"The new editor is still pretty fresh for all of us, and I’ve genuinely been trying to help you figure out a way to make your posts both paid and publicly viewable at the same time. From everything you’ve described—and after going through all the available settings...

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The To-do List, part 118.

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Beware cowards in command of armies.

Still can't do public access to paid posts. Is there a Patreon forum where users of this platform can share workarounds for it's awful interface?

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Here there be Dragons 3, page 88.

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Legend has it that male dragons tend to be dicks.

....And let's see if this free access post actually is accessible to everyone.

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Scram the Ram, page 3.

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The goofy sex possibilities of the squash-and-stretch style of cartoons yet remains mostly unexplored.

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The Cartoon History of Iceland, page 28.

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Here I go again, trying to make this post public. I wish to hell Patreon would go back to the previous interface that actually worked. But of course they won't, because that would mean admitting they'd made a big, fat mistake.

As for this page, the colonial governors had a perennial problem enforcing the King's will ...

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The To-do List, part 117.

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Not that Leynisevich really minds having his boss drop in on him at all hours....

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The To-do List, part 116.

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Bauer's bunch is building power the old-fashioned way, one voter at a time. Mink might find it is no longer so easy to spank him and make him behave.

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The To-do List, part 115.

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It's a question that's bothered me: How come there are smart Nazis? Why would anyone with brains want to become a Nazi?

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Here there be Dragons 3, page 87.

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Huh! Seems I managed to make the previous Scram the Ram post a paying one. Maybe? Now let's see if I can make this one free, but limit it to the membership.....because it has huge ol' dragoness titties on full display. Which is entirely imaginary and harmless, but don't get me started on the hypocritical bullshit of Puritans....

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Scram the Ram, page 2.

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Latest chapter of the ongoing disaster that is Patreon's new user interface: When I tried to post yesterday's post as a paid post that nevertheless was open to the public, I was forbidden to post unless I picked a tier. But there were no tiers available in the paid post menu - only the free one. It seems I can either post a p...

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The Cartoon History of Iceland, page 27.

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The good wife and I had a little adventure today, so I once again have no time to color in the Icelandic History page. But I've scored a set of felt tip markers, so the coloring will commence as soon as time allows.

Meanwhile, Patreon claims there's a way to both charge for a post, AND make it public. It seems severe...

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The To-do List, part 114.

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Hey hey, Laura - Lukas is technically your employee! But I'm fairly sure he's not going to file a sexual harassment complaint.

....If I understand the new settings correctly, I can either charge for a post, OR allow public access to it, but not both. What the hell? Who asked for this?!

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The To-do List, part 113.

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The boys that the Mink can call upon in a pinch, are quite the colorful lot...

The settings for Patreon pages have been changed yet again, so I have no idea if I'm charging for this post or not, or if it's even publicly accessible. I wish the interface designers would stop trying to justify their jobs by constantly tink...

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The To-do List, part 112.

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When one is walking out from being resurrected, it is natural for one's sense of reality to get a little slippery. If coming back from the dead is possible, what isn't possible?

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Here there be Dragons 3, page 86.

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The solutions to big problems are seldom simple and easy.

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Scram the Ram, page 1.

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To gain me time to write & draw something new and fresh, I'll be running a story from before I got old and boring. Enjoy!

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The Cartoon History of Iceland, page 26.

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The wife and kids are out of state, seeing her dad before cancer kills him (Have I mentioned I hate cancer?). So I'm left with their chores as well as my own. And the Koch-book people are getting impatient for results, too. Ergo, my free time's a tad limited. So I haven't been able to claw together the hours required to col...

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The To-do List, part 111.

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Just to be clear, the "Cold Legions" are an illusion created by Mink's glamour-projection spell.

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The To-do List, part 110.

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Spies and moles and double agents, oh my!

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