Karno

Meat on her Bones, page 40.

Yeah....that's not good.

All the Little Witches, part 34.

Apparently, being "resurrected" from living death is a bit of a shock.

All the Little Witches, part 33.

Horror and humor are neighbors.

All the Little Witches, part 32.

Yeah, this should have been posted on Monday morning, instead of Tuesday night. Sorry 'bout that. I hope to be back on schedule tomorrow morning.

....Wait, I have a schedule, now?

The Kitten came back, page 8.

There really wasn't.

BIGGER, page 11.

Sorry this is posted so late in the day. I went hiking in the morning, and then there was...stuff. Don't regret any of it, but yeah, there's only so many usable hours in the day.

   Excuses aside, sing with me:

"I like short-stacks, IIII like short-stacks...."

    Yeah, I'm...

Meat on her Bones, page 39.

Jumping off a fast-moving train is not as easy as they make it look in the movies. If you ever have to do it, launch yourself as far out as you can, 'cause you DON'T want to go under the wheels.

All the Little Witches, part 31.

You normally only regret NOT having been careful.

All the Little Witches, part 30.

   Beatrice is very, very good at reading people. In all fairness, the Mink may not have known about that little subconscious determination, either. We all have parts of ourselves we don't like to look at too closely.

All the Little Witches, part 29.

Aw, you know better than that, Minks. Murphy sometimes lets two or three in a row slip by to set you up for a pratfall when you've come to think everything's going your way. But nobody gets to have it all good, all the time.

The Kitten came Back, page 7.

Yep, she's still got it!

BIGGER, page 10.

Geordie's interrogation technique may not be all that fast, but I bet it'll be effective.

Meat on her bones, page 38.

KNOCK KNOCK!

- Who's there?

- A huge wolf-man with a machine-gun!

- Oh good, I was worried it might be someone scary!

All the Little Witches, part 28.

"Mister Emm, nothing! That's Megaman!"

"We know. He thinks he's in disguise. Play along."

- "Why should I?"

"Because having a guy who can lay waste to armies on our team could be useful? And while he's pretending to be human, at least he's not laying waste to OUR army, starting with us?"

"Oh. Yeah. Goo...

All the Little Witches, part 27.

If I had power anywhere near the Mink's level, would I only use it for good? Especially if there were no super-heroes to stop me (except maybe the ones I created myself with body-shaping spells)? Or would I sink into self-righteousness and become a decadent dictator?

    ....I suppose it's a good thi...

All the Little Witches, part 26.

But.....?

The Kitten Came Back, page 6.

Kitten Kelly's fantastic body control enhances her sexual skills like you wouldn't believe.

   Well actually, if you're a long-time reader of mine, you might believe it.

BIGGER, page 9.

Well, what would YOU say?

Meat on her Bones, page 37.

"Brawler" was not actually his nickname, but that's what he was doing when Reacher punched him out, so Lester improvises a name from the materials at hand.

All the Little Witches, part 25.

Cured your cancer, check. And now the light entertainment is over, let's get down to business!

All the Little Witches, part 24.

Cancer of the bowels is just no fun at all.

All the Little Witches, part 23.

I guess the Mink is a bit of a wish-fulfillment for me: Many's the time I've watched friends and family suffer and wished so, so hard for the power to heal them.

The Kitten came Back, page 5.

As if Kitten Kelly needs an excuse...

BIGGER, page 8.

Nice, but that's not what I'm mainly here for. Could you please pull my dick out of your throat so you can answer my questions?

Meat on her Bones, page 36.

Sorry how late in the day this is posted. My keyboard died, and replacing it was not as simple as it should have been.

   Which reminds me, sorry how late the Patreon Perks are - again. I scrambled all day yesterday, but the mass-letter that traditionally goes with the Perks was just not ready for printin...

All the Little Witches, part 22.

Even if hardly anyone believes in magic anymore, it's still not safe to live openly as a real-deal magician.

All the Little Witches, part 21.

Yep, this is posted late in the day. I'm overworked again. And since I'm self-employed, I know all too well whose fault that is.

All the Little Witches, part 20.

People used to write down the intimate details of their lives in diaries, and got mad if you read them. Now they put these same intimate details on Facehook, and get mad if you don't read them.

The Kitten came Back, page 4.

Yes, my dear concern-trolls and cry-bullies: Kitten Kelly is 230 years old in this story. I believe that's past the age of consent in ANY jurisdiction.

BIGGER, page 7.

The enormous whang is all very well, but something strange is surely going on here. Better investigate!