Karno

Goons do Dante, page 29.

I feel a certain kinship with Nimrod. A creative, a builder, but the Mods, I mean Gods, shat all over his efforts, and then punished HIM for the mess.

BEDLAM, part 64.

Bauer seems to have a talent for getting things ALMOST right.

BEDLAM, part 63.

I doubt Mink would appreciate being cast in the role of the Gestapo.

BEDLAM, part 62.

What could go wrong?

Here there be Dragons 2, page 26.

Dunno what to say about this. Big tits, big dicks, big fun!

Female Pleasure Consultant, page 8.

Reems gets down to business!

Goons do Dante, page 28.

The Goons' villains are not one-sided. They can do any and all kinds of caddery and naughtiness!

BEDLAM, part 61.

This is where I usually apologize for posting so late - but I spent the entire morning bedridden, in the good company of my wife - so no, I'm not sorry at all.

   As for the Mink - be very careful, Ms. Waller. These yahoos may look like a joke to you, but you ARE playing with fire.

BEDLAM, part 60.

In actual fact, Mink visited that burn ward because knowing healing spells and never using them seemed pointless. But the Neo-Nazis are more likely to accept a cynical take on those events?

BEDLAM, part 59.

Huh - the front page is not displaying the pictures I'm posting. But when I click the blank space with the magnifying glass, the picture pops right up, so it's there - just not displayed on the front page. I have no idea what to do about this glitch. Patreon effectively has no help desk.

Do any computer-savvy folks amon...

Here there be Dragons 2, page 25.

Big tits should be put to good use!

Female Pleasure Consultant, page 7.

So what do you say, punters? Should FPC be the Sunday p0rn for the foreseeable future?

Goons do Dante, page 27.

I realize this page is more bathetic than funny. But keep in mind, this is a pastiche, not the "real thing". I am not Spike Milligan, gods rest his soul. And it's not like he didn't slip a few of his "issues" into his scripts.

   But I love the Goons, and want to keep them in the world, albeit as funny-an...

BEDLAM, part 58.

Sorry this is posted late. Me & Traci decided to celebrate our anniversary by hiking up Mt. Lemmon, as any normal couple would do. But inexplicably, we then walked back down into the brutal 106 degree heat. Daisy came along, but even she was feeling the strain 'round the end of the hike.

   As for the...

BEDLAM, part 57.

Yeah, they ARE worlds better off with the Mink. That's something that's always puzzled me about the Neo-Nazis' leadership: If you're smart enough to gain wealth and influence, to become a leader of men.....how are you at the same time dumb enough to become a Nazi?

BEDLAM, part 56.

English has been around for awhile, and a lot has been said in it. But I still claim I'm the first to write the first sentence in Mink's top-left thought balloon and mean it literally.

   I'm slowly recovering from the vacation. I still have a stack of chores to do, but by now, I can see over the top of i...

Here there be Dragons 2, page 24.

Apparently the first time those massive dragon titties have been fucked?

Female Pleasure Consultant, page 6.

What the heck, let's finish the FPC story for Sunday Porn.

But our consultant needs to work on his sales technique: There's an important difference between giving a potential client a taste of your product, and ramming it all down their throats.

Goons do Dante, page 26.

The descent is successful, but Greenslade seems to find something suspicious about Hell's Monster of Fraud?

BEDLAM, part 55.

If you wanted to be welcomed where the cool kids gather, Mr. Bauer, you shouldn't have become a Nazi.

BEDLAM part 54.

I'm back in Tucson after a GREAT road-trip-to-beautiful-national-parks vacation. Alas, the air-conditioning is out in the house, so all the plans I had for getting right back to work are derailed by 112-degree noonday heat. I've had heat-stroke, and it wasn't fun. Hopefully, the repairman will show up late today.

 ...

Female Pleasure Consultant, page 5.

Jenny is quickly catching onto the little details of her job. She might have a permanent position if she keeps this up....

Here there be Dragons 2, page 23.

Robustly rogering a huge dragon is not a job for the weak!

Female Pleasure Consultant, page 4.

Don't take a salesman's word for it - ask for your free sample!

Female Pleasure Consultant, page 3.

He does! It's bumping against the bottom of his desk.

Female Pleasure Consultant, page 2.

All characters portrayed in this entirely imaginary cartoon are over the age of eighteen. In fact, since I'm the author and copyright holder of this nonsense, I could claim they're centuries-old immortals, and that would have to stand as fact. Move along, trolls and outrage-addicts. There's nothing for you he...

Female Pleasure Consultant, page 1.

I think I finally found a story to fill the gap while I'm on vacation (this is scheduled ahead of time - sure hope I'm still out there havin' fun when this page appears!).

   "Female Pleasure Consultant" is a spin-off from the Program Switch world (the cutesy Toon world where sex is a new invention). I wa...

Here there be Dragons 2, page 22.

A Magic Pager! The booty call has been around for a long time.

Pleasure Boosters 2, page 4.

Although now it would say "You don't need the Internet to have fun". Heh! Since I make my living off the Internet, maybe I'm cutting my own throat here, but I stand by my claim: A little imagination goes a long way.

Rebirth, page 1.

I'm-a gonna let you guys in on a little secret: I'm on vacation, and have been since June 5th. Touring the country with the good wife, and finally getting some rest and recreation. Good gods, but I needed me some of that!

   So I've been scheduling these pages to appear ahead of time. But I just now ran o...