Good Morning (New) Vietnam!
The Captain's Contest to name the Sergeant is now closed! We had some seriously good entries - all of which would have made a great name for the Sergeant in their own right - so a massive thank you to all the Captains who entered.
Raffle Entries:<...
2019-02-27 12:11:16 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Out!
Crikey! What a tough one! The plan had been to go a little easier this February - so that I had the time to get Discord up and running, set up the new rig, and make all the Development Diaries and Xenobiology lectures I've been dying to get up on Patreon...
So obviously I decided to make thing's hard for...
2019-02-26 01:29:02 +0000 UTC View Post
An unfortunate side effect of electro-stasis was that the electrical field provoked involuntary erections among male subjects... Which makes it even more baffling that SpaceCorps chose to construct their Stasis-Pods from clear Perspex.
Well, the mid-Feb update isn't quite as mid as planned... That's do...
2019-02-24 16:41:52 +0000 UTC View Post
😂… this has to be the most ugly ass post I've ever made! Apologies - I've been setting up and testing my new rig for about 24 hours and I'm tired af!
But now it is set-up... OMFG! 🤖 It's just an order of magnitude above the rig I've been working on up to now (a £500, 4-year-old workstation that's now e...
2019-02-22 17:44:35 +0000 UTC View PostHey Crew - time to find out who your favourite crewmember is so far! The next couple of updates will be concentrating on Lancelot and the Drill Sergeant's storylines, building up your relationships with the other Cadets, and introducing some exciting new characters - but I like to think ahead, and this poll will determine who...
2019-02-19 12:00:59 +0000 UTC View Post
From the Interstellar Union Library's Archive of Alternative Facts.
"... Indo-Chinese War is generally considered the first war fought largely in space - indeed it is sometimes referred to as the First Space War, due to the large number of nations sucked into the twelve year conflict... (missing) ... A...
2019-02-17 22:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Goodness - I hope the Sergeant doesn't get in trouble for stalking the corridors naked... Hell, who am I kidding - nobody's going to try and tell that hardass what to do!
So it's time to pick the Drill-Sergeant's name. I've been calling her Uma until now, but I'm not entirely happy with that... so I'm calling i...
2019-02-16 01:21:29 +0000 UTC View Post
🥰 Happy Valentine's Day everyone! I'm sure that you're all off getting laid (unlike poor old RanliLabz this year 😢), but I just wanted to let you know how much I appreciate you all! 😍
Check out the 👨❤️💋👨 M/M version of the card below if that's more your taste... and for any of you dedicate...
2019-02-14 12:22:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Good afternoon Crew! This is a slightly more mysterious teaser than most, while I frantically finish up the final renders and figure out what extra content is locked or unlocked for different Ranks 😱 But rest assured that I'm on track to achieve the mid-Feb release date... however much caffeine that takes! 🤪
Now, ...
2019-02-13 13:19:25 +0000 UTC View Post
"And over to the 2019 Golden Pussy Awards in Branson's Landing, where MC's "Jock" has just won Best Haircut."
"Thanks, Gorilbok. This young man's seen a few changes over the past months, but I'll bet he never imagined he'd be on the receiving end of Mrs Mulligan's Pussy..."
"Ahem... That's 2019-02-11 13:58:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Rob looked at Kenzo hopefully... "There are going to be some chicks coming to this party, right?"
Hey Crew! The SpaceCorps XXX Discord page is now fully operational... (I think!), so come on over and say hi, shoot the breeze, post some porn or make suggestions for the game! 2019-02-09 13:16:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, we've managed to trim the possible options on MC's future look from a crazed 36 to rather more sensible 2! Thank you to everyone who voted... even those of you who voted a bit more than strictly allowed (this month's record for outrageous cheating goes to a certain Lieutenant w...
2019-02-08 13:17:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe race is on Captains! And this is a tight one... there's very little in it between the two, and the poll closes on Monday. Classic or Jock... You decide!
2019-02-08 13:16:32 +0000 UTC View Post
"Welcome back, class! My sincerest apologies for last week's cancelled lecture... my Malpractice Tribunal with the Haardnoks Trust and Safety Council ran a little over-schedule. Who'd have thought that those reactionary snowflakes would have such a Terra-centric attitude to a bit of ritualised anal rape, eh?
Frank...
2019-02-06 14:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello crew! This is a bit of an unscheduled post, but since we had a few issues with Patreon at the start of this month, I wanted to make sure that you all know how to reach me and the game links whenever you need.
One of my biggest SpaceCorps recruitment centres is over at 2019-02-05 17:03:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Bobby hoped that Sally wasn't planning on buying too much... he always ended up carrying the bags. 😂
Well, obviously no-one goes to actual shops any more, but I'm just putting the finishing touches to my order for a new, much more powerful computer. 😁 I can hardly wait.....
2019-02-04 15:34:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Cole understood why Captain Ho needed another cheerleader for the squad... he just didn't get why she'd ordered him to wear Anna's spare uniform.
Or that comment about him being 'basically a girl, anyway'.
🤩 Another Goal reached, for the hat-trick! You. Guys. Are. Awesome<...
2019-02-02 12:58:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Boom! The v0.2.1 Major-Update has hit the shelves, and it's a lot bigger than any update since my first release. 😁
I'm incredibly happy with the update, and I'd like to thank all my Patrons for helping to make it happen (your enthusiasm and support really motivated me to push the boat out on th...
2019-01-31 13:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post
"ENJOY IT!"
Blimey! Keep your hair on, Sergeant... (unlike poor old MC and his pals!)
Well, I made it... By the skin of my teeth, but I made it! 🤓 I really hope that you enjoy the game - I think it should have a bit of something for everybody 😉 If you have any comments, please let me know be...
2019-01-29 17:23:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Fuck me!... What a month! 🤯 I've got to admit that I may have been a bit too ambitious with this one... I'm half dead! For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to make it, but I'm just putting the finishing touches to the final scene and checking the (many) typos now - all in preparation for its early-release to Lieuten...
2019-01-28 11:34:22 +0000 UTC View Post
"Why, Captain?! I've been nothing but loyal!... I beg you!" Molly pleaded as the captive Llorikain lumbered towards her.
Captain Rodgers' jaw tensed, "I'm a pirate Captain, Molly... This is just the sort of horrible shit we do for fun!" 2019-01-26 18:37:04 +0000 UTC View Post
The MacDougall triplets were really starting to regret betting their kilts on 'Flunker' Cavendish winning the Caber Toss... After all, a sporran can only stretch so far.
Aye, weel… The best laid schemes o' mice an' men gang aft agley.
😂 Have a good Burns Supper, everyone! For those of you wh...
2019-01-25 18:54:26 +0000 UTC View PostAlright crew, we'd better help MC decide on his hairdo before HanZi takes matters into his own hands! I know I normally let you have as many votes as you like - but this time, please keep it to 1 body hair option and 1 hairstyle option… (and remember, I SEE ALL! Muahaha...
2019-01-23 16:02:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Wilkommen, Bienvenue und Welcome to 'HanZi's Place' - the best travelling hairdressers in the Solar System!
In the next couple of days, I'll issue a poll to allow Sergeants and Officers to pick from one of 12 alternate hairstyles for our brave young MC, along with 3 body-hair options 2019-01-22 11:46:09 +0000 UTC View Post
“Welcome, students, to another weekend lecture on the Seven Felinoid Races of Rowwwl. Now, I'll admit that your Professor has something of a sore head this morning... the staff-party may have got a little bit rowdy last night! I suspect that opening that second bottle of Plutonian raki was probably a mistake – as...
2019-01-20 16:09:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Jared really lost it when he found out he'd only got 8 votes out of 75 cast...
😂 I was just reviewing the Favourite Cadet poll and saw that poor old Cole was still languishing at the bottom of the table... Well, I figured he wasn't about to take that lying down!
2019-01-18 12:16:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, since we just welcomed our 15th Captain into the fleet, it seems about time I did one of the Command Deck Questionnaires I promised! This is where the brave Captains of SpaceCorps get the chance to weigh in even more on game direction and future content, and I thought I'd start with a big one... 😉
A play within a play... a game within a game... a parody within a parody...
The adult gaming industry has survived Patreon purges, government crackdowns and new technologies to survive into 3019... Clearly, we all still enjoy watching CGI characters go at it like rabbits on coke!*
v.0.2.1 Release Date: 29th Jan fo...
2019-01-14 12:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post
