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ELVIS POOSLEY'S Greatest HITS!

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Some Garmy members have been asking for Elvis Poosley's Greatest Hits (shits?) as a separate audio file ... So, here you go!

LMB!

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Sauerkraut Beet Cocktails!

The drink that's SO GOOD ... and SO GOOD for you!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 13th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Do we wants ROBOTS that look just like HUMANS?! We enjoy a vitamin-full HEALTH COCKTAIL! And, how you're getting SCAMMED on your CELL PHONE! 


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The next LIVE TRR for FOUR STAR GENERALS!!!

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MONDAY, JUNE 13th 2022!!!!

LIVE at 7pm (PDT)

All FOUR-STAR GENERALS are invited to see us record the show LIVE!!!!

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The Ralph-ffle for "ELVIS POOSLEY"!

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It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS, a rendering of the "The King" of singing crap ... ELVIS POOSLEY!

And, of our own Garmy generals, Erin Scabareti, is doing something great! 

Raising money for The Michael J. Fox Foundation's (MJFF) Virtual Run/Walk.

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HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON is TONIGHT!

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BABBLE-ON fans! Only a few more tickets left for TONIGHT'S show at Flappers Comedy Club at 10pm!! JOIN me and Kevin Smith for some laughs! Don't miss out on the only HB-O this month!

GET your TIX HERE now!

www.tinyurl.com/JuneBABBLE

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Steve Ashton meets KNOTT'S BERRY FARM!

It's a British take on a Southern California institution!

The Pence family tries to make Steve see the light!

Enjoy!


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TRR FLASHBACK: June 10th ... 2019!!!!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 9th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We revisit the horror of SHARKTOPUS! Happy birthday to DONALD DUCK! The origin of SMOOTHIES! And, JACK AND JILL take on a whole new meaning!


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THE RALPH REPORT for June 8th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton reviews the Queen's JUBILEE! We solve the mystery of the NAZCA LINES! And, we're gonna rock down to a ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! 


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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 7th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : A spoonful of TV TUNES TUESDAY! Science KICKS SOME CANCER ASS! Is the Whopper gay enough?! And, HAPPY NATIONAL VCR DAY! (Remember them?)


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HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON catalog access UPDATE!

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Hey there 3 and 4 Star Generals!

A quick note about accessing Hollywood Babble-On ...

We store our podcast library in ACAST. The ACAST podcast player is no longer active. 

BUT, you can listen to Hollywood Babble-On via many othe...

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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: Elvis Pooh!

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Eddie presents "The King" of pooh: ELVIS POOSLEY!

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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Deviled Ham!

It's time to SPREAD OUR MEAT!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 6th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : What's up with OBI-WAN?! We finally SPREAD OUR MEAT! And, Happy 89th Birthday to the DRIVE-IN MOVIES!


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FOUR-STAR LIVE TRR HANGOUT!

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HEY FOUR-STARS!

Come hangout in the Batcave and watch us record TRR LIVE!

Special night and time!

SUNDAY, JUNE 5th at 5pm! (PDT)

(This means a LIVE MUNCHIN' MONDAY!)

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 3rd, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : It's a TRR salute to ROYALTY! With Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! Some royal VIDEO VAULT selections! And, a GARMY GAME SHOW tribute to QUEEN! (But, not THE queen.)



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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 2nd, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : We feature battles for the AGES! DEPP vs HEARD! TOO SOON vs NOT AT ALL! And, the main event: HIMBO vs MIMBO!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 1st, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : All eyes are on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Also, what do you call a male "bimbo"? And, Steve Ashton pays "tribute" (?) to the Queen in today's UK UPDATE! We hope she's listening!

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TRR FLASHABACK: May 31st ... 2019!

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We set the WAYBACK MACHINE for three years ago TODAY!


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TRR FLASHBACK: Day drinking with Eric Stonestreet!

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HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Let's celebrate with the most requested TRR interview ...

My bourbon-filled chat with the terrific ERIC STONESTREET!




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The Ralph-ffle for "Boxcar Eddie!"

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It's Eddie's latest DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS, a self-portrait of the "King of the Hobos" ... BOXCAR EDDIE!

And, given the recent horrors in Texas, let's raise some money to address America's gun violence problem ...

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COME SEE ME AND EDDIE!

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Let us give you an escape for 90 minutes ... Enjoy me, Eddie and our friends as we "SWING INTO SUMMER" at the Hollywood Improv! 

We perform a "lost" Sinatra TV special from 1986! 

LIVE this SUNDAY, MAY 29TH a...

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BONUS VIDEO: Unboxing the SHOWER SHAVE!

It's the very first TRR "unboxing video"! 

We unveil Ralph's beloved BRAVE SOLDIER SHOWER SHAVE!

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DRAWN IN 60 SECONDS: It's Boxcar Eddie!

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A self-portrait of Eddie living his best HOBO LIFE!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, May 27th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Steve Ashton's UK UPDATE! You could win the "TV catchphrase" edition of the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, the last bottle of SHOWER SHAVE on Earth! Time to shave some BALLS!


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LIVE TRR for the FOUR STAR GENERALS!!!

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FOUR STAR GENERALS!

Join us in the BATCAVE for a LIVE TRR!

THURSDAY, MAY 26th at 7pm!

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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, May 26th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : Welcome to the P-SPOT! John Wayne is DRUNK! The age old question: "Would you have sex with yourself?!" And, GO, SPEED RACER, GO!


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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, May 25th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : WARNING: Ralph needs to talk about the tragedy in Texas. Also, Steve Ashton brings the UK UPDATE and, ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY.


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THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, May 24th, 2022

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On today's THE RALPH REPORT : The GARMY raises money to help prevent blindness around the world! TV TUNES TUESDAY to the rescue! And, escargot or escar-NO?



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