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Boyshorts Blowout 3! [GROSS]

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Fucking waffle houseee šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« if you’ve seen the other 2 vids, you already get the gist~

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Never eating sam’s club again…[GROSS!]

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After a longgg time of wanting to try it, I finally got the chance to eat a sams clubs pizza!

Literally did this to me upon waking up šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« what the FUCK do they put in those things?! [I’m absolutely eating their again…]

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My poor boyshorts…[GROSS!]

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I had WAYYYYY too much food last night. Big surprise, I know, I knoww…

My stomach was making some ungodly noises beforehand, you can probably see how desperate I was in the start >~< feels a LOTT better now though~

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What pasta does to me šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« [GROSS!]

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Fuck, I forgot how bad pasta is on my guts…thankfully I remembered to keep the legholes clamped with my fingers or it DEFINITELY would’ve just fucking bursted out of em~

Can still feel my stomach bubbling…

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Barstool Bubblers!~

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Some gross dress farts on a barstool of mine, these smelled buttfuck AWFUL during the shoot. But fuck were they so great to let out~

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FARTS FARTS FARTSSS

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Just a bunch of casual fart clips I don’t plan on posting to twitter, expect some lazy/messed up shots here and there. Visuals aren’t all the best but it’s still the same butt flutters you know and love, eat up fellas!~ :b

2025-04-24 02:29:59 +0000 UTC View Post

2 for one special! [GROSS!]

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Two quick boyshort BLORPS that took place in the morning then at night~ xb

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Really Breaking In The Padding~

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Some really nasty farts eventually turned into a bit more…I guess that’s what the padding’s for, right?~ x3

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Boyshorts Blowout 2 [GROSS!]

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3 spicy chicken sandwiches was NOT a good decision on my guts >~< went to sleep, then woke up feeling like their was literal molten lava in my tummy. It hurt SO FUCKING BADDDD. Genuinely cannot overstate how much of a relief this was, I was fucking SHAKING trying to set up the camera. Almost didn’t make it…~

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Butt Winds with the Wifey!~

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Some farts I got my partner to record for me! Always fun being smelly around my favorite stinker~ x3

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Tiny Toot Comp from last vid!

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Nothing tooo crazy but nonetheless, I thought it’d be neat to put here for funzies! Just some farts from when I was setting up and during the video itself. My tummy always has somethin’ to say apparently, even if it’s not always too much~ x3

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Smelly Camera Testing~

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Wanted to test some camera angles with the front facing camera, ended up catching some deep, gurgly, panty spluttering farts~

Hope you guys like it~~

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PADDED BRAPS!

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Sooo, after some convincing, I decided to give diapers a try for the first time…..unfortunately for me, it was actually a LOT of fun >~< some absolutely DISGUSTING sounding farts in this one, hope you guys like it~

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Gauging Interest!

OK! Been trying to keep active in this place, wanna figure out something for uhh future reference

You guys into Diaper stuff?

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Sloppy work braps

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And finally, this is back from when I was working at Amazon! Had gas during my shift all the way through getting home…May have had one too many Milkshakes.

[Not ULTRA messy or anything but the farts are very wet and my boyshorts are COOKED in this. Sorry in advance if this isn’t your cup of a tea >w<]

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…whoopss

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I was planning on just recording a cute lil toot but…shit happens >~<


https://drive.google.com/file/d/1wm5o3TB3W6kWlEqa_6m_ZuSPPCiQzQG1/view?usp=drivesdk

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Sludgy mess…

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I do not know WHAT’S wrong with my stomach this week but hey! Makes for plenty of Patreon content for you lovely fellas~

Woke up and IMMEDIATELY needed to go, felt like molten lava was in there >~< felt a lot better once I got it all out…

Graphic reveal version: 2025-04-03 22:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Too much pizza…

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God I need to take it easy on the garlic crust…


Graphic reveal version: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Bw4s2jfwG2hcTK8Z-O285z94skGj6Rfx/view?usp=drivesdk

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April fools? More like April FILLS! [GROSS]

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So my STOMACH decided to play an april fools prank on me by PRETENDING to handle 3 bags of hot fries well from yesterday up until literally 40 minutes ago while I was busy getting my haircut. Was legitimately shaking and writhing in the car ride back home waiting to let this burning sludge out of my system, hope you guys enjo...

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Last vid + BUNCHA left out clips!

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Heya fellas! Sorry I didn’t update this like I was supposed to earlier, I SUCKK. While I scope out some good requests I got, I figured I’d post a lil exclusive here as an apology!~ It’s full of all the original clips from the ā€˜failed cleaning’ vid plus a LOT of braps I left out + other ones I recorded directly after...

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What’s next?~

Hugeeee thank you to everyone that decided to pledge to me! I’ve been a bit busy here and there, but I want to make sure I give this page the proper attention it deserves! Might change some things around come 2025~

Also wanna say, don’t be scared to shoot me a few recommendations and ideas on what you’d like to se...

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Boyshorts BLOWOUT [GROSS!]

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I had chicken alfredo with a Frappuccino a few hours earlier and holy SHIT this was a badddd one, absolutely wasn’t expecting such an abhorrenttly large, loud, sloppy, sludgy mess…buttt I can’t say I’m complaining though, hehe~


āš ļø CW: IMMEDIATE MESS LEAKAGE āš ļø

2024-12-12 14:01:40 +0000 UTC View Post

Milk Fueled Mess! [Graphic]

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Thanks to a VERY kind donation, I was convinced to have some Parmesan chicken sandwiches, some pizza, and more than a half gallon of milk! Starts off with some brutal sounding gas before having a full on mess~





2024-10-19 16:52:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Short Comp GROSS Messes! [Graphic]

Here’s a comp of some older messes I had…fair warning, things get really gross in this one~


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Scrapped Custom!

This was a scrapped custom involving a lil bit of Macro/Micro! It was actually a lot of fun...getting ghosted when it was done wasn't though TwT figured I'd post it here~

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DESTROYING a poor pair of pants~ [Gross!]

Had wayyy too much milk it lead to some VERY gross, gas filled pants filling~


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New Mics! (Fully Edited Vers!)

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New Mics! (Braps only)

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Gas only version of my most recent pinned video! There's even a few extras I didn't include in the original! ( Things get noticeably wet near the end~)

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