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It's all for you, dear listeners

I've been slow the past bit, knocked out with a little disease, but I'm back at it, looking forward to getting you the next exciting episode. Even got the kids to try wheat grass with me. Anything to build the strength to get back to you people. 

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EARLY AND AD-FREE: The Grand Canyon Mid-Air Disaster of 1956 | Episode 50!

There’s a lot to hate about flying, and one of the biggest complaints has always been fellow passengers – but the biggest complaint in this episode will be passengers from a competing airline.

On this very special 50th episode, we’ll be visiting America’s most homicidal National Park, you’ll learn the early fo...

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RETRO EXCLUSIVE: Chopper Talk

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Please meet the hard working pilots and officers who make this all possible, along with the early show artwork.

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RETRO EXCLUSIVE: Chopper Talk

The first time I ever considered putting mic to face was as a funny way of poking fun at our local police helicopter which although I admire and support fully, I can't sit-by quietly while this thing is out looking for bears and shopping carts. I'm sharing this so you can see what could have been, but wasn't. I'm glad things ...

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EARLY & AD-FREE: Crashing, Choking and Chaos: Doomsday Mailbag 6

This entire mailbag is dedicated to recapping the unusual events of last Friday where I crashed some vehicles, fought some crime, made some unexpected friends, and did what I could to try to save a few lives. It was a day. I also will use the excuse to remind you all how much you are appreciated by threatening to create an On...

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AD-FREE: The Avaiamotornaya Escalator Disaster of 1982 | Episode 49

We’ve covered a lot of unusual and unexpected disaster on this show, and this will be a new one – and what makes this one stand out is how quickly it escalates.

On this episode, you’ll unlock a brand new fear you didn’t know about before, we’ll talk about the most panic inducing cross-training exercis...

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New episode bloopers

Ever wonder what it would feel like to record an episode with me?

Well, I still haven't had the time to fix my bathroom let alone a recording space, and that can lead to some fairly trying recordings. My daughter suggested I share this as I was editing.

Please enjoy 30 seconds of me in a frustrated mood fighti...

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I Opted For Volume!

Where words fail to demonstrate the depth of my gratitude to my Patreon supporters, volume will hopefully do the trick.

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A bounty unto heaven, of car parts

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Standing offer: I'll convert whatever you need into Dodge Caravans

This here was my second-to-last Dodge Caravan on its last day. A bounty unto Heaven – of car parts. I made to let work know I was going to be late that day. Today I share it because a) I still need a new one, and more importantly b) t...

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AD-FREE REPLAY: The Buffalo Creek Disaster of 1972 | Episode 48

You may hate your job. Your job may hate you. But does your job actively pour hate and death over your entire community?

In this episode: you’ll learn how insurance companies and the courts use God to ruin your day, we’ll hear about a disaster you can recreate in your own home using a washing machine and rocks, and ...

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Spoiler: I don't actually throw up

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If I were working on a list of least favourite activities I've ever done, this is way up there – and as a reminder, I've had to pull out my own fingernails before. In answering the question "how would you choose to die in a Doomsday Aviation disaster episode, I choose cartwheeling and exploding at Dallas For Worth airp...

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Flaming Plane Parts and Transporter Accidents: EARLY Doomsday Mailbag 4

Once again, please enjoy this week’s mailbag episode early and Ad-Free. A regularly scheduled dose of history and horror will be up next week, but you’ll find plenty of history and horror EARLY and AD-FREE right here, right now.

On this mailbag episode: I’m going to freeball a question about flyin...

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They died for your entertainment...

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We've watched a lot of people die on this show and now is the time to pay tribute and remember their sacrifice by guessing how many there have been like they're jellybeans in a jar. I want to see how much attention you've been paying. Closest answer wins bragging rights, public praise and something in the mail no doubt. Good ...

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History's Most Dangerous and Boring Podcasts

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I've wanted a baby sibling for Doomsday for a while, and since circumstances are keeping me from getting the next episode out as quickly as I'd like, I'm sharing the unaired pilot episode of Sleep Manuals: A How-To Guide To Sle...

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They watch me while I work

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Larry from Ohio has been a cult member/supporter since days of olde and he just blew my mind with these 3D printed beauties that just came by mail. I freaking love these, and they are now an important part of the studio, quietly urging me to get another episode out already. Larry thank you! I need to know everything about the...

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A weekly update

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From this week's random weekly updates, I'm later than I'd like on this week's episode. I have two bathrooms in my house, and the upstairs one fell into the downstairs one. Leo the Chupacabra is safe and happy back at home so no more cryptid noises on the show for a while. And the last images are from that time I walked to th...

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My gratitude fits in a 7x10" envelope

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I wish this was brought to you by Stamps.com, but no matter...

I love and appreciate all your support. If you haven't shared your contact info and think you might FOMO your way out of a small token of my enduring gratitude, feel free to DM me or whatever you feel comfortable with.

ALSO don't forget to submit your...

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Sharks, Stomachs and Body Counts: EARLY Doomsday Mailbag 3

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This is absolute least I can do, but I wanted to share the next mailbag episode early because - I somehow got one done early! 

On this mailbag episode: we’re covering a classic would-you-rather involving spiders and sharks, I’ll tell you about an episode that never happened, and I’m holding a...

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Super Bowl Sunday!

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Whether you hope the Eagles kill the Chiefs or the Chiefs demolish the Eagles, one things for sure - you're going to wake up tomorrow with an all-new time hoping football deflating, skin deflaying episode about the worst sports related disaster in American history!

It's the Stanford Cardinals facing off against long-t...

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The behind-the-scenes techno witchcraft that powers the show

And now, I will demonstrate my relationship with computers in less than 30 seconds. It may even help understand my occasional mental state.

Ever since my first hard drive blew up on me, I have named every hard drive since Little Krakatoa. The show you love has been recorded on Little Krakatoa XXXVII and Little Krakato...

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Your donations at work

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My computer is key to the on-going production of the show you enjoy. Here is just one way your donations have helped keep things moving forward.

Thank you for making the replacement of a power adaptor - which melted off the cord and fused into my machine only moments after a friend half-electrocuted himself plugging s...

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Good things are coming...

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I want to give back to you, literally. Send me your addresses and consider it done. You people have helped replace sound equipment, helped pay for production fees, and most importantly you all put a smile on my face.

I want to send you some goodies and a personal thank you note on your own barf bag. Yup. It's on theme...

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Things they be a'changing (for the better)

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I've always felt bad that I don't do enough for you people to give back. Well I'm changing that - starting now! 

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History's Most Dangerous Podcast coming soon!

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Our world flips between indifferent and outwardly-hostile to human life. The common thread holding every disasterous event in history is the spectacle. But once a disaster becomes a human disaster, it becomes so much more. Doomsday is here to explore the most traumatic, bizarre and most awe-inspiring but largely unheard-of di...

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