It's another MegaTen Monday, and this time we go wandering around Shinjuku, meeting demons, and blowing through over ¥20,000 in record time at the mall. Also, Jesus. It's big anime friendship hours as the world is consumed by demon invasion & martial law.
2021-05-17 13:50:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Derby, our intrepid daughter, returns! Once again facing the treacherous sewage systems of The Depths, Derby explores deeper into their foul rat-infested waterways and dies a lot. And gets cursed. It sucks. Curse is bad. What a miserable status ailment! But then! Breakthroughs! Death Count: 22! B...
2021-05-17 13:49:17 +0000 UTC View Post
In this one, our stalwart vapemom, Antifarose, ventures deep into "beastman" territory to find some kids, and doesn't, for reasons...
2021-04-28 23:34:14 +0000 UTC View Post
After the LP drought from the review times, Booty Bandit and Lady Omelet return!
On this episode, BB further educates LO in the way of the Warrior. And they get to jumpin'.
They jump thieves, and bandits, and goblins, and lizardmen, and definitely some cops.
And then Booty Bandit makes fuckfaces at the Duke'...
2021-04-24 19:05:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Patrons,
Sorry the past week has been extremely light on LP content.
But I got a chance to review the remake of Nier, and I had to jump at it. It's a big one, and while I know it's not the same as our good daughter Derby smashing her way through cursed sewers or Gabriel Knight sleuthing his way through the...
2021-04-22 15:26:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey friends,
The votes came in and Gabriel Knight was the winner. So today we embark on the first leg of our exploration of the 1993 supernatural murder mystery that launched Jane Jensen's far too short career in graphic adventures.
We're playing the fully voiced CD-ROM version featuring the likes of Tim Curry as ...
2021-04-14 18:17:31 +0000 UTC View Post
After the world reset from our first episode, we get deep in XCOM: ENEMY WITHIN. There's no turning back now, squaddies will thrive under pressure, squaddies will die from careless mistakes, powerful enemies, and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Even when you win, you're losing. That's how it is on this bitch of an...
2021-04-11 14:50:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes you have to do a whole lot of busy work, backtracking, grinding. The kind of stuff that might be tedious or boring. And you have to find some way to make it fun.
Booty Bandit and Lady Omelet engage in some hellacious grinding and burn through some old quests (and one new one! -- jump to 42:45 if you just want...
Booty Bandit & Lady Omelet together with the stalwart Sandalphon and Old Frederick begin their adventures into Bitterblack Isle.
It's rough, it's wild, mistakes are made, life choices are reconsidered.
It's dungeon delving time!
Our heroic daughter descends into the fetid underworld of the Undead Burg where she encounters rats, so many rats, big ones! And more! But first, she has to master the way of the ZWEIHANDER. To do that she must conquer a demon and engage in a little jolly co-operation.
Also, she throws her first lightning ...
We missed last week due to some personal stuff, and Sunday I couldn't record because I was swamped with writing a new article. But, I wasn't going to let us go one more week without checking in on Shin Megami Tensei!
And I'm glad I didn't, this episode rips. It's all over the place from moms getting eaten to puppy telep...
2021-04-06 08:27:54 +0000 UTC View Post
SQUAD SUNDAY IS BACK! And this time we're trading in the Mech Room for an elite international strikeforce of ultimate Sectoid wrecking badasses. That's right, it's XCOM time!
In this inaugural episode, our heroes are defined, kick ass, and then are obliterated by poor mouse input decisions... But beca...
2021-04-04 18:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Friends,
It's a New Game ... PLUS! That's right, in this episode Booty Bandit rejects the linear flow of time and her destiny as the Senechal and begins life anew in Cassardis, prepared to get even more swole and take on the despairing gloom of Bitterblack Isle! But first, she has to get the gang back tog...
2021-04-03 22:11:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Derby's back and she's badder than ever! In Episode 6 of our Dark Souls LP, the beloved daughter chooses a path of jolly co-operation and violent practicality. She also makes friends with a very moist woman and an extremely out of his depths sorcerer.
2021-04-02 23:51:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there friends,
Here's the latest LP in the Final Fantasy XI series...
Antifarose ventures farther than she's ever gone before, and pays the ultimate price for it. But we run into an old "friend," resolve some outstanding quests, and try to undo a little bit of paternal emotional abuse. This episode...
2021-04-01 07:25:47 +0000 UTC View Post
What do Gideon Emery, a chair with a close-up butthole motif, and the friends we met along the way have in common? Well, you'll just have to watch this episode of our Dragon's Dogma LP to find out! The dramatic conclusion to Booty Bandit & Lady Omelet's adventures... Or is it?
2021-03-27 15:39:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Derby's back and this time more baller than ever!
In this episode we make new friends! In fact we engage in commerce with one, summon another, and finally push a third one off a cliff. Derby has a very big day. But she also kills some unexpected (they were expected) gargoyles and rings the damn first bell!
It's ma...
2021-03-26 14:13:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I had so much fun recording this that I completely lost track of time and recorded nearly three full hours of MMO Mayhem.
I do a lot of voices in this one. They're not good, but I give it my best. And really they are all entirely appropriate. Sometimes I even forget which voice I gave people and do a completely differen...
2021-03-26 05:00:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Friends!
It's the end of Beneath A Steel Sky!
What a weird, wondrous game. I'm not sure that I ended up liking it as much as my memory wanted me to believe, but I had a blast recording all of these.
We'll be moving on to a new old school adventure game now that this one is finished, and I'm thinking that ...
2021-03-26 04:58:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Friends,
It's another Sunday which means it's time to immerse ourselves in the Mech Room!
This is actually going to be the last Big Metal Sunday for a while as this is the finale of our Battletech LP.
Starting next week our tactical Sundays will be XCOM: Enemy Within followed by XCOM2! It's going to be a...
2021-03-22 00:15:26 +0000 UTC View Post
What's this another special episode? Well, kinda.
OBS crapped out on me and left me with a dead MP4 file, and I wasn't about to let it stay dead. So with the help of some dodgy shareware with some even dodgier subscription practices, I was able to salvage the video from the recording. Mostly. I had to fill in some space...
2021-03-20 15:39:14 +0000 UTC View Post
In this episode, Derby dies. A lot. Like a whole lot. Our death count shoots from 2 in the last episode all the way up to 12. But for every one of those deaths, our beautiful daughter Derby takes out at least 10 undead. Live, Die, Repeat. That's the Dark Souls motto.
Except for the Taurus Demon. Derby puts him dow...
2021-03-19 18:18:19 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Sunday and that means it's time for more big stompy metal mansuits.
After a successful couple of runs and pockets full of C-bills, the gang faces tragedy and strife on a fetid jungle world.
But the OP still bangs.
2021-03-14 18:21:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Friday means Dark Souls!
Come join our good daughter Derby as this week she tempts fate with skeletons, wrecks hollows into the Undead Burg, and curses a god who would allow a giant bull demon to exist.
Death Count: 2
This is the big milestone! Booty Bandit, Lady Omelet, and Co. stare down the final battle... But not before dealing with some cops. And the surprise reveal we've all been waiting for -- Who is Booty Bandit's "beloved?"
Find out in this fabulous episode that has been graciously voiced by expert commentators Natalie, Aut...
We return to Lordran, this time to explore Firelink Shrine. Derby fights some skeletons, and meets a creeper monk. She tries to talk to a nice lady with no tongue, and a weirdo in exile deep underground???? Lordran is a very strange land.
Come join Derby as she continues her mission to ring some bells and kindle flames...
This Wednesday launched one of my next ongoing projects -- A Let's Play series through the length and breadth of one of the earliest MMORPGs.
Final Fantasy XI is a game I spent a lot of time with in my middle years in college when it first launched, but haven't touched in close to 15. So it's a journey through faded me...
Hi friends,
Tuesday means a reto the dystopic Union City as we try and help Robert Foster and his little robot pal Joey escape back to the vast desert wasteland they call home.
Joey gets a new body, and we get stumped. But we turned the floating dialogue text on so it feels much more era appropriate. Also ou...
2021-03-02 23:35:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Friends,
So it's a new year and a new month, and I've decided to lay out a recording schedule. Obviously this is going to change as I churn through games, but for now here you go! Going to be doing some meaty LPs for the foreseeable future...
My initial plan is once we finish up Dragon's Dogma (and finge...
2021-03-01 17:17:58 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time. I want to replay it. I've gotten a lot of requests to play it.
So, my lovely patrons. We are finally doing it.
Come check out the first hour of our latest LP! We make a friend, lose a friend, make some more friends (who are birds), make maybe a friend (who might be a jerk) and reinforce our ...
2021-02-26 15:33:44 +0000 UTC View Post
