Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/m-uGr5RuM3I
These beetles are tough, terrifying, and some of them can even kill us and our livestock. Humans still delude themselves into thinking they can tame these impressive tiny beasts. Learn about the 3...
2021-12-30 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Scheduled for 8pm ET. Go set a reminder.
REMINDER! STARTING SOON! DON'T MISS IT!
2021-12-30 06:52:33 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the FINAL FLASH FRIED! Like a phoenix, it must die to be reborn from the ashes. Don't worry, we'll have more than ample replacement for it for our lovely patrons.
Ghislaine Guilty / Bloodthirsty Squirrel / Record Heat / LAPD Kills Teen Girl & More!
2021-12-30 04:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Going LIVE @ 7:45 pm ET! https://youtu.be/StLBe_Oy-3M
Don't worry, we will still be doing a Wednesday news-y livestream, it's just undergoing an evolution and makeover. Full explanation of exciting new changes coming soon!
2021-12-29 22:05:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Going LIVE @ 6:30 pm ET! https://youtu.be/GbjYqBgP7g8
Flash Fried is like a phoenix: it must die to be reborn.
2021-12-29 22:04:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/L5gV5zDdWCo
Compared to these animals, humans are weak, squishy, dumb pink blobs! These animals have powers that put even the best human technology to shame! What can we learn from them? How can we accept tha...
2021-12-28 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostThe guys talk about the Metaverse's first groping, the latest developments in the Alec Baldwin shooting, and more!
2021-12-27 18:08:38 +0000 UTC View Post
The guys talk about the Metaverse's first groping, the latest developments in the Alec Baldwin shooting, and more!
2021-12-27 18:05:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/r7KRUbYmYJc
The job market has heavily evolved in recent decades, even recent years. As technology advances, more jobs become obsolete and career paths unviable. Today we're covering jobs that no longer exist...
2021-12-27 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostLeave your suggestions for the December Abandon Hope below.
I will be doing the January Abandon Hope publicly to raise money for charity. If you have a charity suggestion, feel free to leave that below as well. I will figure out some way to give the patron's extra...
2021-12-26 06:28:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Merry Christmas! To celebrate, we're taking a look at some of the worst Christmas specials and movies ever made.
2021-12-25 19:27:30 +0000 UTC View PostOur politicians are becoming increasingly ancient, and with that comes more of them getting plastic surgery to appear more youthful. However, most of the time it doesn't work, and it just looks uncanny. You can't put lipstick on a pig and expect it to fundamentally change. Why do these politicians do it? Is it vanity, some ki...
2021-12-24 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Our politicians are becoming increasingly ancient, and with that comes more of them getting plastic surgery to appear more youthful. However, most of the time it doesn't work, and it just looks uncanny. You can't put lipstick on a pig and expect it to fundamentally change. Why do these politicians do it? Is it vanity, some ki...
2021-12-24 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostTJ and Paul talk about movies (including the gayest horror movie ever made), Nancy Reagan supposedly being the queen of BJs, and more!
2021-12-24 18:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
TJ and Paul talk about movies (including the gayest horror movie ever made), Nancy Reagan supposedly being the queen of BJs, and more!
2021-12-24 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/hB7Y0tFqe30
We like to pretend that those elected and appointed as judges are serving a higher calling. Some of us believe that judges are some of the most intelligent, fair, measured, and law abiding among u...
2021-12-23 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostWe're mixing it up. Still covering news, but also going on more tangents, doing more banter, and generally having more fun with it. Hope you enjoy! Let us know if you like the Onion Nuggetz/Feast vibe from this and last week.
2021-12-23 03:08:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Going LIVE @ 6:30 pm ET! https://youtu.be/VJ42hXzSaEw
Last week we had the all-public Onion Nuggetz stream because of the strike, so we figured we owed you an all-patrons Flash Fried this week. We're proud to present: THE FEAST!
2021-12-22 21:34:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/Jj-JLz1gD_s
Some people have famous last words, and these are some of the worst. The prize only the most loud-mouthed and ignorant among us can ever hope to achieve: Herman Cain Award Winners get Deep Fat Fri...
2021-12-21 17:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Join us as we watch Joan the Woman, a 1916 American epic silent drama film directed by Cecil B. DeMille and starring Geraldine Farrar as Joan of Arc.
2021-12-20 20:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe guys talk about the pain of existence, the giant tornado storm, living off the land, and more!
2021-12-20 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
The guys talk about the pain of existence, the giant tornado storm, living off the land, and more!
Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/2BGCrtW1XYk
Are elderly criminals just too old to care about the long arm of the law? Does their mental decline blur the lines between what's acceptable and what's offensive? Do old people deserve to be cut s...
2021-12-20 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostNot everyone can be sexy motherfuckers like we are. Today we're covering the aesthetically challenged, those blessed with unique features. They don't check our people pleasing boxes for what a person ought to look like. Ugliness gets DEEP FAT FRIED!
2021-12-17 19:01:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Not everyone can be sexy motherfuckers like we are. Today we're covering the aesthetically challenged, those blessed with unique features. They don't check our people pleasing boxes for what a person ought to look like. Ugliness gets DEEP FAT FRIED!
2021-12-17 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostPaul talks about his ultimate depression food: Totino's, the guys look at disgusting canned foods, balkanizing the United States, and more!
2021-12-17 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Paul talks about his ultimate depression food: Totino's, the guys look at disgusting canned foods, balkanizing the United States, and more!
2021-12-17 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Premiering @ 2pm ET! https://youtu.be/FDw5RzKD8Fw
Some inventions make our lives better, more comfortable, more fulfilling. Some inventions, however, seem designed only to anno...
Sorry for the delay, this was a REALLY long stream. Be aware that the first few minutes are music. We did a livestream on The Amazing Atheist channel earlier today because our Deep Fat Fried channel strike could not be appealed, hence not doing a traditional Flash Fried. TJ and Scotty tried to kill Paul, but he came BACK FROM...
2021-12-16 04:15:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Going LIVE @ 6:30 pm ET!
https://youtu.be/-tTEBEqn4Lg
Behold the oniony goodness. Our channel is banned from livestreaming this week since we told a misinformational joke. :( But you can catch this shittier show on my Amazing Atheist channel. M...
