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Onion Nuggetz 9/16/24

Trump Threatened Again, Woman Tells Dr. Phil She's Pregnant With Jesus, Ellen DeGeneres is Awful, Terrible Haircuts

Onion Nuggetz 9/16/24

Going LIVE @ 5 pm EDT!

Onion Nuggetz Suggestions 9/16/24

Onion Nuggetz Schedule Adjustment

We know you typically expect the show on Tuesday, but this week it will be Monday (the 16th) at 5 pm EDT! The second Onion Nuggetz of the week will still be on Friday.

Brendan Fraser vs. Russell Crowe = DFF #454

Early access for merch tier

Salvador Dali = DFF #453

Salvador Dali = DFF #453

Onion Nuggetz 9/13/24

Riskiest Roads, Meghan Kelly Hates Taylor Swift, Tim Pool Explains Himself, Bill Maher Israel Debate, Trump on Dr. Phil, Boogie2988 Breaks His Diet

Onion Nuggetz 9/13/24

Going LIVE @ 5:15 pm EDT!

Edit: Delayed 15 minutes

Onion Nuggetz Suggestions 9/13/24

August 2024 Monthly Roundup

Apologies for the delay!

Patron Exclusive Episodes

Vincent Price = DFF #451 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr2aUZBeESc

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Onion Nuggetz: Presidential Debate Edition

Onion Nuggetz: Presidential Debate Edition

Going LIVE @ 8 pm EDT!

Edit: We believe we'll be able to do it completely on YouTube, so there will be no need to join a separate webinar

ABANDON HOPE . . . WHEN WILL IT BEGIN? PLACE YOUR BETS.

It could be in 10 minutes or 10 hours! Who knows?!

Salvador Dali = DFF #453

Early access for merch tier

Abandon Hope Suggestions

Laziness: The Struggle to do Nothing = DFF #452

Laziness: The Struggle to do Nothing = DFF #452

Blu-Rays Shipping Out

We have shipped the first batch of Blu-rays and will ship the rest out over the coming weeks. Please keep an eye on your inbox, as you should receive an email notification with your tracking information. We want to thank everyone for their incredible patience with the whole process. Rest assured, we are doing our best to ensu...

I went to the doctor today.

So the other day I posted that due to a sinus infection my eyes have been hurting really badly whenever I try to stream. One wise Patron stood up and had the balls to speak the truth to me.

I dismissed this man, who diagnosed me with presbyopia and blepharitis, simply because he was not a doctor and had not examined me...

Garbage Eyes

Hey guys, I know some of you are wondering why no Abandon Hope this week. I had planned on doing it, but thanks to some intense sinus pressure, when I stare at my computer monitor for more than a few minutes, I experience terrible eye-strain.

I had hoped this problem would sort itself out, but it does not seem to be. S...

Upcoming Schedule

We moved our monthly week off to this week so we wouldn't miss the presidential debate next week on September 10th. Since this cycle was a little shorter than usual, the next cycle will be longer. Patrons will receive an exclusive DFF episode on Saturday.

Laziness: The Struggle to do Nothing = DFF #452

Early access for merch tier

The Time is NOW!

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Vincent Price = DFF #451

Vincent Price = DFF #451

Full Kamala Harris Gauntlet

Patrons Kamala Harris Gauntlet

First hour here: https://youtube.com/live/G_owHbOMP5Y?feature=share