EARLY ACCESS - Statuegeddon: The Fall of the Founding Fraudsters
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Flash Fried: 08 Jul 2020
A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter for an infinite amount of time will eventually come up with the works of Shakespeare, so all Donald Trump really needs to be considered one of the great US presidents is an infinite amount of time and a monkey that can type.
2020-07-09 03:32:25 +0000 UTC View PostFlash Fried: 08 Jul 2020
Audio coming in just a little bit.
I'll be coming at you with some jokes too so be prepared.
2020-07-09 02:38:33 +0000 UTC View PostGrease Trap: 06 Jul 2020
I went out dressed as a chicken last night and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg.
One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.
Audio attached.2020-07-06 23:04:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Fat Guys Talk Movies: The Lighthouse
Review of "The Lighthouse" and a mini-bantersode for you guys. Let us know if you are enjoying this format in the comments. If not, let us know your thoughts anyway. Regardless, we want to hear from you, tomatinos.
Audio coming in next post.
Weird Murders = DFF #254
It's about to get strange up in here.
2020-07-04 00:16:18 +0000 UTC View PostGrease Trap: 03 JUL 2020
I was walking through a quarry…I said to the foreman, "That sure is a big rock!"
"Boulder," he corrected me.
So I stuck out my chest and shouted, "THAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!"
2020-07-03 20:57:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Flash Fried: 01 Jul 2020
It's inappropriate to make a "dad joke" if you are not a dad. It's a faux pa.
2020-07-02 03:29:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Flash Fried Stories for July 1st 2020
Submit your suggestions for this week's upcoming edition of FLASH FRIED! Now 15 percent less cursed!
2020-07-01 01:21:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Grease Trap: 29 Jun 2020
What Do You Call An Intelligent Man In America?
A Tourist.
audio attached.
2020-06-29 22:18:04 +0000 UTC View PostWAR OF THE WASP
This fine gentleman came to voice his opinions on our Wasp episode in Scotty's home studio.
2020-06-27 04:50:32 +0000 UTC View PostGrave Robbing and MORBID MEMORABILIA = DFF #252
Audio attached.
2020-06-27 04:47:52 +0000 UTC View PostGrease Trap: 26 Jun 2020
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Audio attached.2020-06-27 03:46:25 +0000 UTC View Post
FLASH FRIED DELAY
Hey guys,
We shot a two hour flash fried for you today, but there was a power outage just before we wrapped. Unfortunately, the file was corrupted, and multiple attempts to fix it have failed. So we are going to reshoot tomorrow evening, and you can expect it then.
Sorry for the delay. We appreciate yo...
2020-06-25 02:34:16 +0000 UTC View PostMWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Don't get too excited. It's just a TJ Livestream.
2020-06-20 04:14:32 +0000 UTC View PostEar Worms = DFF
🎶 Can’t nobody tell me nothin...you can’t tell me nothinininin 🎶
2020-06-19 23:46:00 +0000 UTC View PostTHE MFKIN GREASE TRAP: 19 JUNE 2020
Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
2020-06-19 22:24:47 +0000 UTC View Post
