Tempura Person

[ Patreon Exclusive ] chupa??

ok, ok let's sug him

let's sug this guy

let's sug him till dry with great force

Happy ...uh, Halloween!

It's trick o' treating time!! Everyone's all dressed up and - I really don't think it's appropriate for her to go out dressed like that.

The Day Before Halloween

Tora shows off one of her new costumes to the Small Toras... but something is horribly wrong.

[ Transparent ] EEEYARGHHHH!!!!

wait, what are you-EEEEYARRGGHHHHH!!!!!!

EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHH!!!

All-new, All-friendly!

Every Friendly lunch pack (Tomato Bisque) comes with a tub of Small Tora's special tomato soup, three ultra fresh cherry tomatoes and three garlic breads for dipping... (also, a medium tomato juice).

Any other flavours you think might be good? 

[ Patreon Exclusive ] fug it, hawk tuah

finally, real segs??

His friends

Roughly once a week, the Primarchs of the 2nd and 11th Legions set aside their responsibilities to visit their dear old dad on Terra.

Under the watchful eyes of Custodes Small Tora, the two play, feast and share stories with the decrepit being on the throne. The weekly visits do wonders for his physical rehab.

Slaanesh-san does an art

Some people think Slaanesh-san is but a raging segs fiend, but the truth is, she is that and so much more!

She puts a bit of herself in various art disciplines: including but not limited to macaroni dioramas, bodyprints and saucy photoshoots...

The School Episode

Before they were who they were today (yesterday, or tomorrow?), most of the Chaos Gods attended the same university together. (except Malice-sama, she got expelled.)

I wonder what other hijinks they all got up to?

[ Transparent ] Swole Tora

The Small Tora God has many servant-friends, but none are as widely feared as the Swole Toras. Avatars of their god's wrath, these beasts are born of camaraderie through physical training. Upon their manifestation into realspace, the surroundings immediately draw to sunset regardless of ...

[ Transparent ] Long One

Born when joy concentrations in Small Tora enclaves hit a tipping point (usually during tomato parties or discovery of Smaller Toras/Tomatoras), Long Ones are the more covertly-natured of the Small Tora God's servant-friends.

Using their slinky frame to burrow and slither their way behind the front...

[ Transparent ] Greeter

When Small Tora "omg! hi!!" at each other, this leaves behind psychic echoes in the Warp. When two or more of these echoes overlap, they interfere constructively, giving rise to the abomination known as a Greeter, among the most populous of the Small Tora God's servant-friends.

Small Toramarines are psy...

Small Tora Daemons

The daemonic friend-servants of the Small Tora God... They spill forth into realspace upon acts of joy, teamwork, or friendship, only returning to the Immaterium when it is tomato time.

Dare you look upon them and risk insanity!? 

[WIP] omg! hi!! (but daemonic)

to come: a collection of three Small Tora Daemons under the service of the Small Tora God

It's just business...

Among Vashtorr-dono's many regulars, Slaanesh is undoubtedly the foremost commissioner. She pays well, but demands a bunch of weird stuff to be made. Pictured is one such contraption.

Vashtorr-dono doesn't mind the extra business, but really wishes that she'd be as normal as her other customers from the Dark Mechanicum ...

[WIP] The Arkifane returns

(by popular demand)

The Pit

Where bad ideas go to rest. Malice-sama has been stuck there for little over a Terran decade doing nothing but twiddling her thumbs and observing all the other fun stuff her colleagues get to do...

Won't somebody, anybody, save her?

Spewy!

Small Cedra is a fan of baths (unlike regular Cedra) and proves to be one of the only things that can convince Cedra to wash up consistently...

It likes doing a Merlion impression at parties between philosophical talks.

[ Transparent ] Fluff'zhul the Everpuffed

A Chaos Lord of unparalleled power in service to the Tomatokin.

Even before falling to Chaos, Fluff'zhul had dreams of soaring into the sky as a giant ivory puff. This dark obsession would finally be realized millennia later when it commissioned a team of Dark Mechanicum Small Tora Tech-priests to construct a float har...

[ Transparent ] Tomato Smolcaster

Tomato Smolcasters are those Tomatokin so saturated with psychic energy that they can use it to tear open tiny portals into the Small Tora God's domain, letting through Lesser Daemon allies like the Tomatoflies, Tomatora Bruisers and Ripened Tomatoras.  2024-10-13 08:06:58 +0000 UTC View Post