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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 86 Loyalty Goes Both Ways

Truth’s immediate thought was to smash up the room. If the ritual space was destroyed, then there could be no ritual, and no danger from the ritual. This thought was followed almost immediately by the thought of what two Tier Eights (or possibly Tier Nines) could accomplish in an environment where they supremely did not car...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 85 Harmony

The room Harmony was in looked like it was cut out of a roadside motel and dropped straight into the base. Not some mom and pop operation. A big, national chain, where all the furniture was standardized and had to be bought from the head company. Pale pinewood furniture, gray curtains over an enchanted picture window, gray bl...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 84 Very Safe, Very Normal

Truth’s hand slammed backwards before the door could close. Incisive was being very insistent. The more the door closed, the more danger he was in. Which was a hell of a take about an empty, concrete stairwell. The stairs were even designed to be no-slip, with a sensible, sturdy handrail. It was well lit, and there was even...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 83 Eyes Open and Laying Down The Law

The sky was as blue as it ever was. But it wasn’t. The sky was clear as night, filled with a billion billion billion stars. But it wasn’t. The sky was red, the color of cold flames and hot blood, filled with screaming ghosts and raging demons. But it wasn’t. Beautiful blue sky today.

The Green Sea was w...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 82 The Realist

The rock was not cooperative. In addition to being invisible, it kept trying to slip out of his memory. As a result, he found himself struggling to keep his balance. Truth could have balanced on a razor’s edge, balanced on another razor’s edge, on the edge of a monofilament wire, in a moderate windstorm. So being unable t...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 81 Wet Milage

I don’t think I can be blamed for being happy. Anyone would be happy. This is huge. Nobody else managed to do this.

Truth indulged in a little self pity. He ordered the Fire Bird to start sweeping up and down the coastline, to keep the base from figuring out they had been spotted. Except, of course...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 80 Living Your Path

Truth slowly opened his eyes. He was staring at the smudged interior of the luggage compartment. The packs weren’t very comfortable. How strange. When he crawled in here before, it was like falling asleep on angel feathers and lullabies. Could it have been the crippling exhaustion?

He contemplated the myria...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 79 What's It all For?

“Glad to see you are staying hydrated.” The Prophet observed, carefully skipping back.

Truth shook the last few droplets off and tucked himself back in. “Are you mad? What does “Hydrated” mean?”

“Drinking enough.”

“Ah, I am that.”

“Philo...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 78 A Pint At The Crossroads

The world unfolded for Truth at the junction of St. Veertigrid’s Omni-Benevolent Hospital and Pisnngos #11347, a rest stop two hundred kilometers north of St. Veertigrid’s. As rest stops went, it was a decent one. The Pisnngos franchise prioritized cleanliness, good lighting and a variety of easily consumable snacks and d...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 77 What Mountaintop?

Frobisher blinked. “Pardon?”

Truth clarified. He kicked off the rock, moving so fast he wasn’t even a blur to the people around him. The Tongue of One Who Speaks For God whipped off his shoulder, up, then down again, aiming for the thinner armor around Frobisher’s neck. The blade nearly reached the ne...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 76 Bribes, Threats and Other Theology

The angel was pissed off. Truth understood that. Respected that, even. He had been called in to do a job, wasn’t able to do the job, and now he was pinned under rubble next to one of God’s little whoopsies. Also known as a human. Truth internally shook his head. He was being unfair. The angel probably couldn’t even conc...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 75 Getting An Angel The Hard Way

Truth fell over. He had only stepped about a centimeter, and crossed thirty meters in the process. Straight up. Through the ceiling. Which, unfortunately, put him half a meter above the floor. Which floor, he didn’t know. The way the sealed concrete smashed his nose didn’t inspire fondness or a desire for deeper understan...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 74 Washed Clean

Truth kept moving deeper into the room, eyes darting. Large plastic bins with little wheels underneath, filled with bed linens. Should be the laundry. Usually that was a job for big talisman machines, but he wasn’t seeing them. Did they send the laundry out to a big commercial operation for cleaning? He vaguely remembered h...

Slumrat will publish on time, but a quick dog update

He's doing just fine. We induced vomiting (per vet's instructions), got his body flushed out with an IV, then brought him home. He felt very sorry for himself, but at least he got some over-boiled rice and plain yoghurt for dinner. This morning, we chased each other around on the grass and I watched him run through a field of...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 73 Sneaking The Hard Way

Truth tried to think quickly. He could more or less guess where the old doctor’s hate was coming from. He would hate him too, if the situation was reversed. “I was in a bodybag on the way in. Would your hatred extend to giving me directions out?”

“Yes.” Dr. Sun had a wonderful set of teeth, Truth no...

Today's chapter of Slumrat is going to be late

Woke up to my dog eating something he shouldn't. One round of induced vomiting later, and we are off to the vet. I'm still expecting to get the chapter up today. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 72 Hypocritic Oath

“Boy you are even crazier than I thought. And I thought you were batshit. The hell did they do to you?”

“Who?”

“Them. Those people. The ones who put all the worms in your brain.”

Truth raised a finger to rebut, remembered the System, and in a sudden burst of overw...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 71 Veterinary Practice

Truth wasn’t quite sure how to process that. Other than- “Go Rats?”

Dr. Sun laughed bitterly. “Don’t give yourself too much credit. You were just the final wet fart that knocked over the tower of bullshit. Things hadn’t been adding up since long before you were born.”

Truth nodd...

Weeaboo Vol. 2 Chapters 1&2 (not going in a collection for now, as it is definately a rough draft)

Chapter 1- The Hero Receives His Just Reward

I stood on the wall in the still burning Floating Quarter, savoring my victory. Coming to terms with the fact that, when put to the test, I could man up and make a mess. The monster’s black blood coated me. His severed head had been booted off the wall by the lat...

Two Chaps of Weeaboo #2 in next post. In this one, a dive into why I'm binning the third chapter

The newsletter thing kind of fell off, but I thought I would revive it for a moment to give you a little more insight into how I write things... and why breaks are good.

The first chapter I wrote of Vol. 2 started in in the middle of a conversation. Liam was sorting out the gains from the battle of the Floating Quarter ...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 70 Rat Doctor

The morgue was not nearly as quiet as Truth had hoped. He had never stuck around the bodies he made. He had certainly never paid attention to the noises they made once they were dead. It wasn’t so much that it was creepy. It was that it was inexplicably creepy. Why was it noisy in here?

There was a...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 69 Desirable Man

There was a long silence, as both sides tried to determine if the other was bluffing. In a situation where any tear in their suits might be fatal, talking things out was definitely the better choice. Of course, there was only one “Secondary Anomaly,” which meant that somebody’s boss was going to be pissed.

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Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 68 Interdepartmental Rivalry

Truth did all he could. He lay face down in the dirt and tried to clear as much of the explosive energy as he could, while, as a precaution, sneaking in a long, slow, silent breath. Who knew when he would take another? 

The strange dogs scattered themselves around the perimeter of the playground, not willing to...

Re-Weeaboo: I was over-optimistic.

I was planning on starting the new release schedule this week, rested and refreshed after a half working holiday. That... isn't what is actually happened. TL/DR: Weeaboo will resume in September.

Very, very briefly? My dog got cancer, my daughter is starting summer vacation, my wife is full-time on her own work, my 98-...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 67 Energetic Young Man

The park was bathed in golden light. It wasn’t a euphemism for sunshine, the light itself had a heavy feeling, imperishable, untarnishable, endless. Truth could see, from where he had collapsed on the ground, the golden light filling everything in the playground. The swings, the plastic slides, the wood chips and asphalt on...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 66 A Case of Mistaken Identity

There had been too much horror. Too much suffering. The inevitable crushing down on him as it did on everyone else. It was just that Truth had the means to do something about it. Just a little bit. Just in this one place, at this one moment. In a random corner of what was once the greatest city in the world, in a mostly forgo...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 65 Not Going Quiet

Truth crawled out of the sewers. It wasn’t easy. The manhole he had come down through had partially collapsed in on itself. It was, in his inexpert opinion, a minor miracle that the sewer itself hadn’t caved in. Theoretically, he could use Earth Folding Step to bypass the blockage. In practice, he was in no mood to try. T...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 64 One Answer

It was a sound he had never heard before. Heartbreak, outrage, and the sound of tearing stone. Of shattered glass and shattered people. It went on and on, how long he couldn’t say because he was still lost in the horror of the sound long after it had stopped. Something terrible had happened. Harban was screaming.

...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 63 Roots

Truth walked out of the Anak residence with a sack full of beef skewers, a few jars of sauce and a big helping of dirty looks. Truth spotted some of Susan’s female cousins. They were, if anything, bigger than her. They were also, clearly, not into him. One made a very complicated hand gesture at him. He hadn’t seen it bef...

Slumrat Rising Vol. 5 Chap. 62 Up and At 'Em

“The Nephilim are a… what species? Clan? Variety of human? That inherited the will of the first God Defier? That’s a Hell of an inheritance, right there.”

“Yes. We have also been historically at the forefront of technological development too, though at this point Nephilim and Sethian (that’s the r...