thedickshow

patreon

thedickshow posts

Episode 179 - Dick on Breaking the Bank

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

The banks shut me down, another warnin...

2019-11-05 15:06:59 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 179 - Sun 12PM PST

Multiple bank accounts canceled simultaneously. Patreon is in limbo. Will it be PST or PDT? I don't know, I just wanted to make a comedy show. John McAfee is calling in again from only God knows where. Veronica LaVery is in studio. The Dr. Phil tapes have been recovered. Get in the car, pussy. We're going to find the bad guys...

2019-11-02 16:30:38 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 178 - Dick on The Dr. Phil Tapes

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

The Dr. Phil tapes are coming, Maddox ...

2019-10-29 13:30:24 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 178 - Sunday 3PM PST

Same all-new but still-temporary later time! Some GREAT news, and some not so great news in this episode. Vito will be in studio (I'm sorry to the couple guys who don't like him!), John who Breaks Bad News is calling in. Look, it's going to be fantastic. Post your male emotions below and we will listen to them.

Sunday 3...

2019-10-24 20:36:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 177 - Dick on Men Being Emotional

Download the MP3 | YouTube | Vimeo

Paying my dad's social security, the G...

2019-10-22 15:45:00 +0000 UTC View Post

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 41 - Dick on #SlimeTime

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

Maddo...

2019-10-20 16:48:16 +0000 UTC View Post

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 41 - Dick on #SlimeTime

Maddox vs. Jesse POS, the bedroom of a 42-year-old failure, the lifestyles of the broke and developmentally impaired, cold lasers, live to dox another day, and understanding your fellow man; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!

Video will post tomorrow!

2019-10-20 00:08:26 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 177 - Sunday 3PM PST

NEW TIME NEW TIME FOR THIS WEEK!!!

@RealYungCripp is calling in, also the Underwater Hamster man--who is being attacked by communists, vegetarians, and dog semen eaters. Ari will be in studio. Chris the Kiwi was supposed to call in, but he negotiated himself out of $50. And Maddox goes very low. See you all there!

2019-10-18 20:25:29 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 41 - Thursday 7PM PST

Post your inventions and solutions and topics! We're going to be going over Spaghetti Week: Part 2. See you then!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT688ntH_rk

2019-10-16 22:22:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 176 - Dick on Shit Eating Grins

Download the MP3 | YouTube | Vimeo

Spaghetti Week: Part Deux, children's ...

2019-10-15 13:10:20 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 176 - 11AM PDT

Tanner is in studio. Ari is coming in. Nick is calling in to talk about DUCK season and the jackass threats on his life. And a very fascinating man will be talking about his book. I can't wait! See you guys Sunday!

https://www.youtube.com/wa...

2019-10-11 18:46:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 175 - Dick on Inappropriate Laughter

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

I get the side-eye for laughing ...

2019-10-08 16:33:09 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 175 - Sunday 11AM PST

It's been a week full of Dick! I'm going to see Joker in like an hour. Keep an eye on the headlines. If I'm not murdered in a Mumkey-Jones inspired incel mass shooting, I'll see you guys on Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV13iJFtRwk...

2019-10-06 00:39:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Dick Ridin' Episode 10 - Home Invasion, The Worst Transformer, License Plate Frames

Right on schedule. I do these all the time, you guys. New Dick Ridin! That shit with the woman cop, transformers, and then a bit on license plate frames. Thanks for your questions!

2019-10-03 22:31:34 +0000 UTC View Post

Dicktation - Escape From LA

Tony from "Hack the Movies" and I watch Escape from LA, which is probably John Carpenter's greatest film and about a million times better than The Thing, which is not very good. If you've never listened to one of these commentary tracks, I'll let you in on a little secret...you don't really need the movie.

Enjoy!

2019-10-03 17:37:33 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 174 - Dick on Credible Threats

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

Maker spaces ruined, poorly hidden pac...

2019-10-01 15:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 40 - Dick on The Dick Leash

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

The Dick Leash, women falling asleep while watching m...

2019-09-30 20:58:25 +0000 UTC View Post

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 40 - Dick on The Dick Leash

Vimeo | YouTube

The Dick Leash, women falling asleep while watching movies, Greta the Gremlin, your mom is creamin' for the Tax Demon, paying it forward in Drive Thrus...

2019-09-30 20:53:51 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 174 - Sunday 11AM PST

Tony from Hack the movies is coming in. Joey Salads and the Bagel Boss. I think we're recording this episode in VR! Although I don't know how... Also, Dame Pesos has some brand new Mundane Matt leaks. Whatever could they contain? We'll find out.

Sunday at 11AM PST! See you then!

2019-09-28 21:55:26 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 40 Friday 7:30PM PST

I think Tony from Hack the Movies might be here. Very good! Gimme your solutions!!!

FRIDAY! Goddammit. Sorry, FRIDAY 7:30PM PST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTf0zAld7J4

2019-09-26 17:04:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 173 - Dick on Lost Balls

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

Two days with gigantic balls, an Austr...

2019-09-24 15:05:01 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 173 - Sunday 11AM PST

Zuby calling in. Ariane back for the news. After-ball-math..

See you Sunday at 11AM PST!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sprOIOic1I

2019-09-19 18:36:29 +0000 UTC View Post

The Dick Show Episode 172 - Dick on Nude Figure Drawing

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

A furry injects saline into my scrotum...

2019-09-17 13:29:48 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 172 - Sunday 11AM PST

We're going balls out on this one. It's going to be wild. Also, Stuttering John sues Karl from WATP? See you tomorrow.

Sunday 11AM PST

https://youtu.be/q-3V3WBpOkc

2019-09-14 18:28:11 +0000 UTC View Post

Episode 171 - Dick on The Autoblow

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTube

The Autoblow machine, The Liquor Fairy...

2019-09-10 14:24:04 +0000 UTC View Post

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 171 - Sun 11AM PST

Okay, I think I'm about back to normal. The AutoBlow sucked the rest of the poison out of me.

Vito is back in studio this week! SEAN IS BACK IN STUDIO--may he never leave again. Also news babe city, population: me. And I finally get a new bank for NP2. Holy shit, these banks, guys. Took eight months. Unbelievable. Doors...

2019-09-06 15:36:28 +0000 UTC View Post