The Biggest Problem in the Universe #019 | My Balls Hurt Superbad
New podcast episode! Huhh huhh I smoked too much weed and my balls got all twisted up huhh huhh
2021-12-06 23:58:52 +0000 UTC View Post
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THE FUTURE OF THE VITO NATION
I could write out a big essay about the YouTube algorithm and the stupidity of how sponsors calculate payrates based on overall channel viewcount, but I'll save you the time.
Point is, I have a second channel now and you should subscribe to it: 2021-12-03 02:11:03 +0000 UTC
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The Biggest Problem in the Universe #018 | Bury My Breasts at Wounded Knee
Looking for a cheap way to reduce the size of those mammaries ladies? Why not call up your local warchief and have him scalp the damn things down to size! Thankfully he'll accept payment in firewater, letting you save your cash for the bail bondsman and local Funko Pop dealer. America! It's a hell of a town!
2021-12-01 00:58:33 +0000 UTC View PostVITO'S BIG UPDATE: Current Projects and Plans
I want to thank all my patrons, new and old, for sticking with me in these crazy times! I know I say it a lot but this year has been tough for revenue, with YouTube demonetizing some of my bigger videos (including my Last Jedi review, which was a major hit). You guys are what keep the lights on, so thank you.
I don't ch...
2021-11-24 05:36:39 +0000 UTC View PostWe Like Jokes | A Netflix Protest Adventure
Directed by Vito Gesualdi
Starring Vito Gesualdi and Dick Masterson
2021-11-11 14:18:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Biggest Problem in the Universe #014 | Urine and Uranium (feat. Dr. Kevin P Hickerson)
Urinators of the world, unite! In this very special episode of The Biggest Problem in the Universe, the great Dr. Kevin P Hickerson (2021-11-02 00:22:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Protest Video Sneak Peek
I am working on the full protest video
I think it will be pretty funny
Here's a sneak peek
Peaceful Protesters Beat Up my Friend
Not a funny video but people need to see this one
2021-10-25 01:52:58 +0000 UTC View PostBiggest Problem in the Universe - Episode 13
Me and Dick talk protests. Quite a show!
2021-10-24 03:24:13 +0000 UTC View PostThanks to all my new patrons!
I love you all. Please bear with me as I'm a bit exhausted from all these recent media interviews and such, but I promise plenty of new content is coming down the line.
I just need to get caught up a bit, lol...
Writing my next video...
I like that each of these intros gets progressively darker, lol
2021-10-11 07:45:11 +0000 UTC View PostHas Videogame Censorship Gone Too Far?
Activision is trying way too hard to not get sued...
2021-10-06 02:47:49 +0000 UTC View PostBiggest Problem in the Universe: Episode 11
Dick is tired of all you jerks bragging about your resistance to cold weather while running around in your 100% sustainable hemp-woven cargo shorts. Why don't you shut up and get a job?! Any job other than voice acting that is, we only allow the finest of Chris Pratts to voice our Marios these days. Maybe instead you can work...
2021-10-04 23:22:05 +0000 UTC View PostLucas Admits: I Hated Rey Skywalker!
Only slightly clickbait...
2021-10-04 04:56:18 +0000 UTC View PostI Invented a Fake Olympic Athlete and She Went Viral
I am very good at writing fake news
2021-09-15 18:44:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Biggest Problem Episode #009
I hope ya'll have been listening to this podcast. It's pretty dang fun!
2021-09-06 06:28:40 +0000 UTC View PostUPDATE: Vito and his Big Stupid Video Projects
So I've been experimenting with my channel a bit, doing lots of little movie reviews and stuff. Some of it has done "okay" but for the most part it seems like my channel does best when I put the time into writing big stupid essays.
Additionally, I try to report on news and stuff but frankly: none of what's going on see...
Vito in Vegas 8/23 - 8/26
Hey guys, I'm going to be in Vegas for Cinemacon this coming week. There may be some sort of fan meetup for the various channels that will be out there, I will try to keep you all posted.
If you're in Vegas, let me know!
GOTCHA COUNT: Suicide Squad (Uncensored Patreon Cut)
Here's the final cut. I hope you guys like it, I want to see if this has the potential to become a regular series.
2021-08-16 18:58:36 +0000 UTC View PostGOTCHA: Suicide Squad (Rough Draft)
This video is almost ready to go, just gotta put some finishing touches on it! I was hoping some people would be interested in watching it early and let me know what you think.
Any comments / critiques are super useful. You guys are my frontline critics! Thanks as always for your support.
THE SUICIDE SQUAD | No-Spoilers Review
I loved this movie, and I hope you do too.
Quick and dirty 7-minute review done right after I left the premiere!
Biggest Problem Announcement
Thanks to everyone who has supported the Biggest Problem podcast! Me and Dick are having fun doing the show and people seem to be enjoying it! Let's hope it lasts a good long while before I decide to brutally betray Dick and sue him for calling me names.
That being said, me and Dick realized it gets kind of convoluted t...
2021-08-01 00:01:39 +0000 UTC View PostSPACE JAM 2 is Complete Garbage (Uncensored Patreon Cut)
My latest movie review is here, and it's an extensive one! 30 minutes of ripping on this shameless cash-grab of a film!
As a patron, you're getting this a day or two before the normal crowd, and with all my juvenile swearing intact. Oh boy!
As always, comments are super appreciated. Let me know if you spot any e...
Space Jam 2 is the BEST MOVIE EVER
Lord is this one a nightmare
2021-07-20 18:08:25 +0000 UTC View PostBIGGEST PROBLEM #005 - Mr. Beast Goes to Space
Congrats Patrons, you get the latest episode before anyone else. Enjoy!
2021-07-18 19:44:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Nickelodeon's Biggest Monster RETURNS!
Dan Schneider, professional videographer of children's feet, is back making programming! Is this man guilty of being a perv or is this all a misunderstanding?
2021-07-06 02:41:11 +0000 UTC View Post
