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Chapters 175 + 176

Just FYI this ends on a complete douche of a cl

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Chapter 174

<Note added by Crawler Ikicha. 11th Edition>

We are meant to live solitary lives, even the eunuchs amongst us. Still, the sight of him, twisted and changed, speaking with that same voice that once said such sweet words... It broke me, friends. It broke me in a such way I did not think possible after a...

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Chapter 173

Chapter 173

Trophy Count: 52

Remaining Hunters: 673

“He ate the ring?” Mordecai asked after we returned to the closest saferoom. I’d run straight to the bomber’s studio, but I was now out. Donut sat at the open door, shouting out through it at Mongo and Kiwi...

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Choose Wisely, Crawler. Island edition.

You have chosen the Caribbean. Those poor bastards.

Okay, so there are technically 28 countries and/or territories in the area of the Caribbean.  We are going to choose one. The poll option on Patreon doesn't allow that many choices, so I'm going to link most of the dinky ones together. If we vote for that, I wil...

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Choose wisely, Crawler. Your life depends on it.

Okay, this one is a little different because you don't know wtf you're voting for. You're going to be presented with the same choice the crawlers will be given at the beginning of a future floor with the same information they're given.

You're presented with a political globe of earth with all the country lines/cities/e...

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Chapter 172

Chapter 172

Time to level collapse: Six days, fifteen hours.

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System Message: A champion has fallen.

I took another step back, and I pulled the ring of Divine Suffering off my own finger and slipped it back into my inventory.

“Get ready,” I whispered. “We ...

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Chapters 170 & 171

A couple nice, light chapters.

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Chapter 170

<Note added by Crawler Allister. 13th Edition>

Vampires. We have vampires in my culture, but they are not the same as the ones here in the dungeon, though they are similar. My T’Ghee deck contains two vampiric forms. The Plagu...

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Chapter 169

I wasn’t given the opportunity to say goodbye to the Popovs. After the lights flicked on, about twenty gnoll guards flooded the room. They took the sharpie from me and collected the other two. I had to remain in the now-featureless production room as the twins were ushered back to their space.

“Bye, Carl!” Dmitri ...

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Chapters 167 and 168 + Cover art

Note: There were two two-chapter releases today! Make sure you've read 165 and 166 before reading these two!

Chapter 167

Carl: Mordecai, how safe is it to bring him in here?

Mordecai: He can’t teleport you away like Lucia does in...

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Chapters 165 and 166

Important note! I am posting chapters 165-168 right now, but since it's 19K words total, I am splitting this into two updates. I will pin THIS chapter since it's the newest, but chapters 167 and 168 will also be posted soon after these two and will not be pinned.

Also, a few necessary retcons. I had to change some min...

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Chapter 164


Trophy Count: 38
Remaining Hunters: 914

“Poison is good against the mantids,” one audience member had said. “It affects them almost three times as fast as it does to everyone else.”

“That’s no good,” someone else said. “Those guys load up on antidote stuff. I’m pret...

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Chapters 161, 162, 163

Good news, it's three chapters. 13K words. Bad

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Chapter 160

Err, cliffhanger alert. Though the cliffhanger in question won't get resolved next chapter anyway.  I don't know what that's called, then. Maybe blue ball alert?

Chapter 160

New Achievement! Premature Questjaculation!

You beat a quest before I could even give it to you! Antic...

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Chapter 159

Chapter 159

“Do you think that was her real name? Future Hunter?” Donut asked as we watched the team slowly approach the castle. The castle’s alarm was a constant, pounding ah-luga, ah-luga. Apparently that particular pattern meant attackers at the main gate. All defenders converge at the front.<...

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Chapters 157 & 158

Minor cliffhanger warning.

Chapter 157

<Note added by Crawler Drakea. 22nd Edition> The hunters avoid the elites. They are smart enough to know not to fight against something they won’t be allowed to easily defeat. The problem for us is elites are more dangerous than the hunters...

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Chapter 156

“Wait until you start to descend, and then close your mouth. Don’t do it too early. These missiles have a limited range.”

We all ducked as a church two blocks over exploded. Smoke billowed, and the air smelled oddly humid. Green-tinted clouds hung in the air. The message: You’ve been poisoned! Poison neg...

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Chapter 155

A bit of a cliffhanger on this one. Fair warning.

Chapter 155

“She always wanted to be a reality television star,” Donut said. “It’s too bad Odette is keeping her all, what did she say? Sequestered? Oh, well. Do you think I was too hard on her? I needed to say it, but I’m starting to think I was too cr...

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Chapter 153 and Chapter 154

Sorry it's a little late. I wanted to make sure you got two chapters because leaving it at the end of chapter 153 would've been a dick move.

Chapter 153

Two of the were-castors accompanied us on our trek back to Point Mongo. Signet also sent out more bush elves and a few others to spread around ...

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Chapter 152

Chapter 152

Hunting Trophies Collected: 36

Bravvo’s highest stat was his dexterity. Killing him gave me a single point.

He didn’t have too much good gear on him. Hunters didn’t appear to have bottomless inventories like we did, but instead used the slot system, similar to what most NPC...

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Platinum Fan Box poll.

Carl has received a Platinum fan box! What's in it?

The choice made in this poll will have HUGE impact on the direction of this story, just as big as the choice you made when you picked the puppy, so choose wisely. 

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Chapter 151

Chapter 151

I pulled Donut into the first pub we passed. It looked like a regular, in-theme building from the outside, but inside it was some sandwich place called Eegees. Donut was still trembling with rage and fear. I didn’t bother going all the way into the personal space. The proprietor was a female Bopca named Ma...

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Chapter 150

“This is just not acceptable, Carl. I like my butterfly charm. It makes it so fairies like me, and it is pretty. It’s part of my fit. I don’t want to take it off. I don’t see why I just can’t wear two charms at the same time. Stupid Angel the cocker spaniel had like four or five tags on her collar. She jing...

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Chapter 149

Time Until the Hunt Begins: 3.5 Hours.

Trophy Count: 34

Remaining Hunters: 1013

The number of hunters in the dungeon appeared on the screen, just below the remaining crawler counter, which had lowered to 83,995. The hunter count had ticked up a few times in ...

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Chapter 148

I had boxes to open and a ton of other stuff to do, but all of that could wait an hour. I sat down on the counter and just rested for a few minutes.

I’d run out of books to read. I needed a new outlet. But more importantly, I needed to rest. Not sleep. Rest. Like, really rest.

Most of the time while I was idle, ...

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Chapter 147

Chapter 147

(Note added by Crawler Everly, 7th Edition)

We ended up hiring five mercenaries. I got four from the Merc guild on the sixth floor of the Desperado Club, and another party member got a healer from Club Vanquisher. It was and continues to be a disaster. My guys cost us 1,500 gold a day each, and I...

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Chapter 146

Chapter 146

Hunters Killed: 0

<Note added by Crawler Forkith. 20thEdition>

Based on some of these previous passages and my own observations, I think I’ve put together a good idea about the layout of the Hunting Grounds. They say it’s the same every time, but that is not true. Herot spo...

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Chapter 145

Chapter 145

“I would like some time alone with my client,” my new attorney had said the moment he appeared in the room. I’d just asked for a lawyer, Orren had stopped everything, and a moment later, a new creature appeared, standing next to the liaison.

“Alone?” Orren asked, grunting with amusement. “T...

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Chapter 144. Welcome to the Hunt.

Time to Level Collapse: 17 Days.
Time Until the Hunt Begins: 30 Hours.

Views: 512 sextillion
Followers: 142 Quadrillion
Favorites: 23 Quadrillion

Leaderboard rank: 1

Bounty: 3,000,000 gold

Congrats, Crawler. You have r...

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Book 4 Epilogue + Bonus stuff

(Note this is the second part of the epilogue. It is the same as the Christmas special, so apologies in advance if you've already read it. It's 99% the same, though I did a little editing and added a line.)

There's some additional stuff after this.  

Also, I am done with the first chapter of the next floor....

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Book IV Files

Hello folks. Here are the .epub and the pdf files of the new book. This is uncorrected, pre-edited copies, but it's all nice and prettyfied.

Also, in case you can't see it in the file, here's the cover. Emberus, the god on the cover doesn't 100% match up with what's written. The final version of the text will be chang...

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