Greetings! It's 5 AM for yours truly, so I am writing this just before I turn in. Clocking in at 5 minutes even, Jane Doe is nearly complete! I hate the constant back-and-forth updates, but it turns out that editing audios with a fucked up ear is... really tiring, and I end up needing to rest and recover for hours at a time. ...
2025-04-09 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostTry as I might, I just couldn't do it yesterday. I needed rest. 11 hours later my arm is covered in red marks from I don't know where, but that's the sign of a good night's rest right there. Between that and some ear care, I feel a lot better. I'm not sure if I'm 100% right yet, but my focus is great and my ears don't hurt. I...
2025-04-08 15:48:48 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! The Jane Doe audio will be up late tonight/tomorrow morning.
This past week, I had a lot of trouble editing, for some reason I would get awful headaches from wearing headphones and earbuds. It turned out I had suffered from temporary eardrum damage from a concert I had to attend on Sunday. 2025-04-07 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Those in the $1 Miso Soup tear can now listen to Kobeni Caught Between Devils, an audio where Kobeni is stuck in the stall with Power having explosive diarrhea on one side and Makima pounding the porcelain with hefty dumps on the other.
Amus...
2025-04-05 14:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostThose in the $1 Miso Soup tear can now listen to Kobeni Caught Between Devils, an audio where Kobeni is stuck in the stall with Power having explosive diarrhea on one side and Makima pounding the porcelain with hefty dumps on the other.
Amus...
2025-04-05 14:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostFelix rushes to the bathroom. After eating an ice cream come, his guts are flaring up. He settles in for what's sure to be a massive dump, but when the door creaks open, and he hears Rem and Ram speaking, he realizes he's accidentally entered the women's room! Caught between two moaning maids suffering from explosive diarrhea...
2025-04-04 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (1:43) on HotRamenAudios.com!
Tsuyu Asui enjoys fried food a little too much, even if it comes from U.A's dodgy cafeteria! Not wanting ...
2025-04-04 17:10:00 +0000 UTC View PostLet's get depraved! This poll will determine the very first ever Extra Naughty audio! All ideas were submitted by Patrons, or ideas I came up with myself. You can vote on any you like, but the finished audio will only be available for $10 Patrons.
2025-04-01 14:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostPlease ask myself or the talented voices behind all Hot Ramen Audios questions you would like answered in the comments! Questions will be answered directly in the replies, with the Q&A body text being updated every 7 days to include the questions and answers from the week.
Format all questions by addressing ...
2025-04-01 14:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostHappy April! No pranks here... trust me, I did NOT have time.
A bit of exciting news - you can now enjoy revamped audio by yours truly in Toilet Girl Game 2! Future updates will feature dialogue by me and voice acting from the VAs you've cum to... know and love.
Additionally, I've found three new voice actors will...
2025-04-01 14:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! March was a tough month, but I did get through it. I didn't release as many audios as I wanted but in the end I hope you all enjoyed what I did manage to put out! I want to take this coming week to try a new way of doing things: I'll be writing all the scripts for the month in the first week of April and then payin...
2025-03-30 22:04:15 +0000 UTC View Post
For those who haven't heard it, a magic act gone wrong for Trucy Wright, based on the Ace Attorney series, is now available for $1! Fans of messing can listen to it 2025-03-28 22:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
The second version of the Jane Doe and Tomiya script. I was pulling my punches a bit last time, not making it saucy enough. I might still go further with a raunchier alt.
While being escorted during the warehouse raid from "Un...
2025-03-27 19:35:39 +0000 UTC View Post
During an honest hard day's work at Spudsy's Chain Restaurant, the kitchen ends up backed up with too many bad burgers. The only logical solution is to force Pomni to eat the all... You'll never %$!#ing guess what happens next... (S...
2025-03-25 03:59:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (3 alts) on HotRamenAudios.com!
During an honest hard day's work at Spudsy's Chain Restaurant, the kitchen ends up backed up with too m...
2025-03-25 03:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
During an honest hard day's work at Spudsy's Chain Restaurant, the kitchen ends up backed up with too many bad burgers. The only logical solution is to force Pomni to eat the all... You'll never %$!#ing guess what happens next... (A...
2025-03-25 03:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSince I started doing audios, the kink limits of VAs have prevented me from doing Extreme content like scat eating, human toilet, cruel topics like force-feeding, tubes, etc., and filthy sex (such as dirty anal), despite demand. However, many of the new VAs I've brought recently are open to doing more extreme ideas.
For those who haven't heard it yet, Ophelia's Cubical Conundrum featuring OddTenn's OC Ophelia, and Quiet - Silent But Violent, an audio based on Metal Gear...
2025-03-21 22:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (2:23) on HotRamenAudios.com!
An adaptation of the great Laze...
2025-03-17 15:00:16 +0000 UTC View PostI've found a new VA to play Jane Doe - LecheryAmoreVA. as well as many other roles in the future, including Satsuki. Her vocal range is incredible and so is her acting skill. I'll be making one final adjustment to my schedu...
2025-03-15 14:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostGreetings! My apology for yet another poll. Despite the success of the last two months, the Patreon is still growing, and so there are still growing pains. I learned the hard way that I need to be locking down talent sooner and scheduling audios further out than I have up to now. I'll be doing polling in the middle o...
2025-03-14 22:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
For those who haven't heard it yet, Uzaki-Chan's Toilet Teasing is now available at the $1 Tier. Those who have heard it before may want...
2025-03-14 22:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostAfter one too many burgers for breakfast, Maya Fey can't stop farting in the courtroom. As an act of revenge, Franziska hogs the bathroom stall that Maya needs to use, and won't relent unless she hands over Phoenix Wright's briefcase, which contains critical information about the case.
Thank you to Patron JohnnyC for f...
2025-03-14 22:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThis month has been a nightmare so far, but it's also been helpful in showing me what I can do better in terms of scheduling. The simple explanation is none of the VAs record on weekends, and so if I reach the end of the week and don't have any vocals in, I'll know for certain if I need to make a change to the schedule. I can...
2025-03-14 21:45:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The script for the Satsuki and Ryuko Battleshits audio, which one in a mudsli--I mean landslide against every ZZZ idea ever submitted. Amazing to see how much this classic anime has endured! It's a short script because it's a comic ...
2025-03-12 18:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostThis week has been an absolute time-sinking disaster. Shortlist of setbacks include but are not limited to:
Redoing the entire project slate on the 4th.
Fatal project crash on the 7th wiping out the Master .proj file I used for all audios, forcing me to restart, re-organize, and re-label all sou...
2025-03-09 18:30:03 +0000 UTC View PostDespite working with another audio editor who explained his methods (Swell_Reads, who LHeart has worked with before. So if you like fat girls you should check them out), I'm struggling to get the vocal effects I want for this audio. MacStar and I are working on using a new program that will hopefully sound more Vocaloid-y tha...
2025-03-05 02:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostA Patron suggested idea. During her honest hard day's work at Spudsy's, Gangle has Pomni "take out the trash" by eating twenty seven rancid burgers cooked up by a Ragatha. Now suffering with bad gas, Pomni's in dire need of a toilet, but there's a line of customers outside the door waiting to order!
Features a messing a...
2025-03-04 23:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post1. Many of ShyLily's euphamisms are ones she has said in her livestreams and infamous recordings. Of particular note is "the brown crayon," referring to her shit as "girthy," and the phrase "floaties" are all from her... unique lexicon.
2. AkujiSaitoVA spent a month and a half just learning ShyLily's accent and way of s...
2025-03-04 00:05:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Listen to the full audio (8:27) at HotRamenAudios.com
Based on a True Story... mostly. Everyone's favorite Orca Whale suffers through four embarrassing poop ane...
2025-03-02 02:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post
