Upsaize

Uncut Gems - Jaguars

The NFL season starts Thursday oml how did we get here already - also cats

NFLXL - Jaguars

They're called Big Cats for a reason

Comm - Cow Girl TF (BE / HyperPreg / Cow...ification)

Not how I expected to make my triumphant return to expansion sequences, but I think it turned out pretty shweet.

SPICE - Texans

Hopefully this bundle of cows can buy me some time to resume dying. In smol to lorge order for your viewing pleasure, enjoy

(haha omg back to bed)

Uncut Gems - Texans

Bonus Bovine Booba

NFLXL - Texans

There's the beef

Covid 👍

Haha hi again, I will be back from vacation Monday. I kinda missed the vacation part, all I got was like one fun day and covid. This is gonna be day 6 of being laid out with no end in sight, but when I'm back I will try to scrape myself up to get you guys some booba in these trying times. It could be another week (pls not mor...

Back next week 👍

Ew, a text post on my good clean wholesome enormous anime tiddy subscription, ikr. I mentioned this on one of the Colts posts but I'm on vacation this week, aaaaand I'm already sick 🤙 pair that with my very epic chronic illness (a perk of your patronage is lore) and I'm pretty dead rn. Tl;dr - the booba train resumes next ...

SPICE - Colts

Low-key I put my favorite pic first, then normal lady from smallest to biggest, then milky lady from smallest to biggest - it makes my OCD brain feel good, plus it's a poor man's expansion sequence, W organization method honestly these are the real perks of your membership, oh and the enormous booba ig too

Uncut Gems - Colts

Seabiscuit if it were actually good

(It is actually good, it's got Spiderman in it c'mon)

NFLXL - Colts

Oh boy, 3AM! You guys get this one a lil early, I'm about to be on a bit of a vacation this (next) week. But I've got this bunch of beeg horse lady to hold you guys over hopefully lol

Also welcome everyone! There's like a wholesome bunch of you now omg tysm it means a ton!

SPICE - Titans

Babe wake up, NEW BIG LADY DROPPED

Not to toot my own horn, but I think I'm getting pretty good at this XL thing fr fr

(Smol) SPICE - Titans

Cool bug fact - It's my birthday :)

Things are a lil busy atm and are gonna be even busier next week, but take these ladies, I'll try to get a bigger and better set up later on, or just make up for it when the Giants come to town lol

NFLXL - Titans

BEEG LADY

Uncut Gems - Titans

BEEG LADIES

SPICE - Office Lady

I can't think of an office related milk pun I'm not gonna lie, but these go crazy fr

Actually Pretty Cut Gems - Office Lady

I put some shiny faces on these ones, cuz I like you guys - going forward I think the Gems will stay uncut (it took all day lmao), but I will be giving the SPICE sets these fancy faces :)

Waifu Wednesday - Office Lady

It's a hot one at the office

(Insert that Santana song with the guy from Matchbox Twenty here)

NFLXL - Bills

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of folding tables suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

SPICE - Bills

The Buffalo Boobs I mean Boobs I mean Boobs I mean-

Uncut Gems - Bills

Still got some editing to do on the final for the Bills post but that doesn't mean you can't get the fun extras early :)

SPICE - Lumberjack

NSFW goodness! Isn't all my stuff technically NSFW though? You're not looking at tonglehonglekoogers at work are you? Well if you are, fair enough, have some big ole nipple 🤙

Uncut Gems - Lumberjack

Waifu Wednesday - Lumberjack

She kinda looks like Mario and cuts trees with a battleaxe, but she's got spirit

Uncut Gems - Patriots

I made the Pats a minute ago before this new upscaling all my stuff era, so they're a little extra uncut. Main difference is the upscale really gets the face solid - before I spend hours replacing it with a completely different face, the shit we do for style consistency. But you're here for the pile of 90% finished booba anyw...

NFLXL - Patriots

OH LAWD SHE COMIN

Shh this doesn't go public till tomorrow, the power $5 can buy

A Ton of Tora

Early XL messing around, and way too much nip to post anywhere else lmao, might finish some up for twitter/here sometime though

Uncut Gems - Dolphins

The post where I realized I had to hide nipples so Insta won't steal my soul- but hey that's what we have this place for lol

The NFLXL so far

Remember that -chan phase in like 2015 where everything was getting turned into waifus? This is basically that for NFL teams but epic

Uncut Gems - Browns