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Saturday Morning Archaeology: Going Live

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Nuking the Fourth Wall – Byker Grove's Wild Finale

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You may remember the written version of this, as a Great Moment in Pop Culture, 3 years ago, and so far I've stayed away from full-on adaptions of previous pieces as it feels like a bit of a swizz. However, I was really happy with how this turned out, and actually seeing it really adds something new. Plus, it's really the onl...

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Masterspy

I grew up in an era where pseudo-spying was a popular trend for kids, with Usborne's handbooks giving parents a brief respite from our whines of being bored, to instead write invisible ink letters with lemon juice, disguise ourselves...

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VHS:WTF - Gulf Aid

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Content warning: horrible 90's racism

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Allsorts

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Owt Good On, Mam? – Su Pollard Special

Though she's an ever-present reference, even taking a small but pivotal role in a Patreon novella, I've yet to really dig into... not so much the career, but the existence of Su Pollard. The dress sense of a bird of paradise...

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Jubilee Bonus Post - The Guffer

Half my first day was spent signing NDAs before they even told me what the job entailed.

The pay isn't spectacular, they said, but such service is a privilege.

Plus, you get to wear nice clothes, and have your fill from e...

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VHS:WTF - Mr. T Motivates You

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Royal Variety: Part II

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Pauline's Quirkes

As a one-line pitch to sell me on something, 'chat-cum-magazine-cum-sketch show hosted by a teenage Pauline Quirke' is hard to top. The title's even got a pun in it! Pauline's Quirkes debuted on Thames, on November 15th 1976...

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Owt Good On, Mam? - Celebrity Helpers

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Sunday Night Dread: That's Life

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Brian Conley

Brian Conley's another of those cultural oddities who were massive for years, endlessly quoted in classrooms and offices, yet never deemed worthy of a DVD release or even repeats, outside of minor satellite channels. The Brian Co...

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A Salute to Rod, Jane and Freddy

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Beginner Hauntology: Interference

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Owt Good On, Mam? - When Game Shows Had The Horn

As a terribly repressed figure, bloated with shame and self-loathing, it's with some trepidation I must wade into the suspiciously-sticky waters of – where else? – the nineties, when telly got thirsty AF. ITV already had form wit...

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Saturday Morning Archaeology: No. 73

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VHS:WTF - Football Videos

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The 11 O'Clock Show

Channel 4's The 11 O'Clock Show was one of the most reviled series of the early 21st century, by critics and audiences alike, only fading from the discussion when people forgot it'd existed. Running Tuesdays to Thur...

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Saturday Morning Archaeology: Motormouth

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The Great British Beauty Contest: Part II

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Whodunnit?

After my piece on Cluedo, I was recommended Whodunnit?, ITV's previous murder mystery quiz, which aired from 1972-7...

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Saturday Morning Archaeology at Christmas

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As this is the final post of 2021, I'm afraid I have to do a Yarwood – “and this is me” – and give massive thanks to everyone who's supported me through another year of content. Knowing I have an audience really pushes me to keep improving and branching out, and I'm so appreciative of everyone sticking with m...

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Cilla at Christmas

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Important note re: that last post.

If you read my stuff via email, I'm a dunce who accidentally pressed 'publish now' instead of 'save as draft', so you got the Mike Reid piece a couple of days early. Hence why it's a bit of a state, with notes to myself included and various formatting errors, as I meant to do another pass on it. As I know some people will rea...

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Mike Reid's Pussy in Boots

Though I did eventually clear my plate of Jim Davidson's rancid old trilogy of Christmas cum jokes, what kind of pop culture historian would I be without taking a header into the original rude panto? A perennial on fold-out tables ma...

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Millard's Christmas Selection Box

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Little and Large at Christmas

Like the inevitability of Only Fools and Horses novelty socks from the auntie you never see, once I started diving into the lads, I think we all knew this was coming. It's December 23rd 1978, and this is Christmas alright, w...

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The Noel Edmonds Saturday Roadshow

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Yep, I'm back on my bullshit again. Having already penned tens of thousands of Noel-centric words, perhaps I should just leave him be, but then, could I contentedly go into the ground having failed to cover every coiffured inch of th...

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James Whale Talks to the Dead

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