Helena blinked as she found herself in a dark closet. “Hello?”
Sarah called out, “This is your evil overlord, please take a number.”
Helena gulped. “Shit.”
Harry opened the door with a smile. “Hey, welcome to earth.”
Helena sighed in relief then glared at Sarah. “That wasn’...
2016-08-27 00:47:09 +0000 UTC View PostThom Merrilin rubbed his temples as he glanced around the backroom he’d woken up in. “You’re telling me, that you stole our win against the Dark One and that we have to repeat the same shit all over again?”
Harry snorted. “No, I’m saying that one version of you lived through all that crap and graciously consent...
2016-08-20 02:16:35 +0000 UTC View PostLady Moiraine frowned slightly as she watched several of the so called ‘Guards’ eat a late lunch while laughing and joking with a couple of the townsfolk. The trip to Emond’s Field had been an eye opening experience. Things had been normal enough until they reached the river that formed the border of the Two Rivers and fou...
2016-08-16 06:05:45 +0000 UTC View PostHermione looked up as her rather cute roommate walked in and shut the door. “How was class?”
Egwene al’Vere walked over to the table and set her bag down a little more forcefully than required. “I think my teacher is evil.”
Hermione raised an eyebrow at the nine year old girl. “Why is your teacher evi...
2016-08-10 21:30:30 +0000 UTC View PostSelena gestured and conjured a fluffy aim chair for everyone. “Keep in mind, I wasn’t around for the first part of the story so this is taken from secondhand accounts and the archives. Basically, after you left, Arcturus and the rest of the magic users created a number of temporary towns and used Mr. Stark’s plans for the ...
2016-08-05 05:07:08 +0000 UTC View PostThe next week went well enough thanks to them setting up a collection of portkeys that took people back and forth from the portal stone to the base with a password. Various groups were sent out to different worlds with the help of several dozen male channelers. It was rather impressive how many people they could bring back just ...
2016-08-01 00:49:12 +0000 UTC View PostArcturus wasn’t overly impressed by his first view of the island as it was snow covered and rather inhospitable. He was just glad that they’d packed a magical tent for everyone. Sure, the tents wouldn’t last forever but they didn’t need to as they’d have the town built in a couple of weeks. He put his broom back in his...
2016-07-28 00:46:07 +0000 UTC View PostLily looked up from the creatures book so was reading when Harry and Sarah reappeared near the open miniature Dungeons & Dragons module for the magic shop that moved locations. “Any luck?”
Harry sighed as he noticed that the edges of the module was lightly charred. “Damn, I was hoping that buying the magic items ...
2016-07-25 06:54:30 +0000 UTC View PostHarry smiled as he came to a stop about a hundred yards from the shack he’d seen in the mirror. “I think point me is one of my favorite spells.”
Sarah snickered as she flew off of Harry’s shoulder and transformed back to her full size. “It certainly helps. How are you planning on getting the ring?”
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2016-07-20 18:40:35 +0000 UTC View PostMadam Umbridge whined under his breath, “Couldn’t he have sent someone more important than a creepy house elf?”
Lucius plastered a fake smile on his face as he watched Kreacher straighten the speech that he was preparing to read. “His letter said he was quite ill but wanted to see to his wealth before he died. ...
2016-07-16 19:23:13 +0000 UTC View PostSeverus Snape was not having a good day, first it was the run in with Sirius then it was Albus wanting information he didn’t have and now it was waking up in an unknown heavily warded room chained to a chair with his wand nowhere in sight and no idea how he’d even been grabbed in the first place. “What is going on?”
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Albus opened the door of his house. “Ah Severus, to what do I owe the pleasure?”
Severus had to work to keep the annoyance out of his voice as he thought about Sirius Black. “I found Harry and Black.”
“Do come in.” Albus stepped back to allow Severus inside.
Severus walked inside and gla...
2016-07-05 22:15:06 +0000 UTC View PostAnna sighed as she realized that her dad had probably done the stupid and noble thing and destroyed whatever magic item he’d used to send them to wherever they were which meant that he was likely already dead. “I’m not sure, if Dad doesn’t show up in the next couple of minutes, he’s probably gone.”
“Crap....
2016-07-01 02:52:12 +0000 UTC View PostHermione laughed as she finished the third straight speed replay in her quest for epic power. It was amazing what you could do under the power of a luck potion, tapping icons before you had even read them completely, hitting just the right spot on the girl for extra experience and even a couple of bonus stat points to her charac...
2016-06-29 07:12:56 +0000 UTC View PostMcGonagall had been half expecting Sirius to shout gotcha or something else remarkably stupid until Lily and James had sworn on their magic that they were James and Lily Potter. Things had went from there with Harry’s explanation about his strange book magic and about the various items he’d pulled out of different books and ...
2016-06-24 07:07:15 +0000 UTC View PostLily felt a little guilty about obliviating most of the last decade and change from her sister’s mind and stunning her but she’d gone rather hysterical when Harry had sent Dudley into a military training manga. Besides, she wanted her sister to have a chance to make something decent out of herself. “Now what?”
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2016-06-16 03:29:11 +0000 UTC View PostLily sat up and looked around the graveyard. “You have some explaining to do Sirius.”
James coughed as he pulled himself out of his coffin. “I need a shower, this coffin is worse than that one time we hexed Snivellus with that explosive diarrhea curse Lily found.”
“James?” Sirius felt his tears co...
2016-06-11 06:50:18 +0000 UTC View PostSirius felt better than he’d felt in years as he walked out of the backroom of the temple. He’d been healed more completely than anything he’d ever experienced at Hogwarts or since. The nearly constant pain and weariness he’d experienced for the last ten years was gone as if it had never been. The twins had given his hai...
2016-06-08 05:33:12 +0000 UTC View PostHermione smiled as she watched Harry walk across a tightrope over a pit of bubbling green slime. She wasn’t sure if it was natural talent, supernatural trainers or the thief ring but Harry was soaking up the rogue training like a sponge soaked up water. “I’m almost going to miss this place.”
<... 2016-05-31 20:41:25 +0000 UTC View PostHarry tossed two bombs into the hallway at the giant mess of breasts then closed the secret door and whispered, “Fire in the hole.”
Hermione winced as the bombs exploded loudly. “That was loud.”
Harry winced as his vision seemed to twist and distort for second as he used his X-ray vision to look through th...
2016-05-30 05:32:10 +0000 UTC View PostSarah asked once they were outside, “So, what’s the plan if we can’t cut or blast our way into the temple?”
“If we can’t just fly up and cut our way into the temple then we leave and jump into a Dungeons and Dragons world and go to a proper temple where they’re not going to send us on a damned ques...
2016-05-27 07:08:32 +0000 UTC View PostDiagon Alley rather impressive if only because of the strangeness of the new world. He smiled as he looked at a particularly interesting cloak that burned with purple flame. It would stand out horribly in the normal world, but he could see himself wearing something like that when he went on his adventure...
2016-05-21 07:09:52 +0000 UTC View PostSarah glanced at the entrance to the dungeon the guide was calling the Lion dungeon. “Okay, it looks like we’re going to need two keys before we can get the magical key that should open any door.”
Harry asked, “How do we get the keys?”
“The first one is easy, you sneak into the dungeon ...
2016-05-17 19:56:44 +0000 UTC View PostHarry pulled out the naughty Link picture book and set it on the table.
Hermione stared at the naughty book. “Are you trying to get us in trouble?”
Sarah chuckled. “Don’t worry, I can hide the book from everyone while we’re in it.”
Hermione sighed in relief. “I’d rather not get banne...
2016-05-12 04:28:08 +0000 UTC View Post“013 it's turn your head and cough, not run your fingers through my hair and chat me up, though I can tell that you’ll score very high on the seduction examines,” the nurse noted.
Harry glanced at the container filled with needles next to the nurse. “I’m just trying to be nice.”
“That’s not going t...
2016-05-01 01:21:39 +0000 UTC View PostHarry woke up feeling rested and ready to take on the world. He whispered, “Are you awake?”
Sarah giggled as she sat up. “Yep.”
Harry yawned. “I’m awake, should we see if we can find anything interesting to jump into for a bit of adventure?”
Sarah giggled as she stood up and summoned h...
2016-04-28 23:58:30 +0000 UTC View PostHarry blushed as he looked at the adult picture book that Sarah had pointed out after they’d spent half an hour browsing. Thankfully he was invisible, otherwise the slightly overweight nerd that was manning the front desk wouldn’t have let him into the adult section of the bookshop. He whispered, “What about it?”
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Harry Potter blamed puberty and the cute substitute teacher for the fat whale like creature that was chasing him. The well developed substitute had called on Harry and he’d answered a question correctly without really thinking abo...
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