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Eli the Chimera (complete)

Mail Main Character x Male Monster

Before I went to school, before I made friends with Max or Urata, all I had was my mom. I owe her my life and the way I am able to live it today. I haven’t seen her in a long while, and even...

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Selkie Boyfriend: Mikky 2 (special preview)

Over the course of the past few weeks, I have been traveling back and forth for work. Our partnership with the Roderick Corporation was agreed upon, and I’ve been working with them to build up Selenis Cosmetics. Cece and I have also been hard at work setting up our new base of operations, as well as hiring new staff. It’s...

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Selkie Boyfriend: Mikkel (rough draft)

I hadn’t been on vacation since I was a teenager. Ever since then it’s been staycations or whatever weird name it is for “I have paid time off but no money to travel”. Most of my time has either been devoted to school or work. And yes, technically, this is a business trip, but there is still plenty of time between mee...

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August Mail Outs are in the Mail

Mail outs are in the mail! So please lemme know if there are any issues with you mail outs arrival.

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Tatiana the Vampire: Part Two (complete)

Male Main Character x Female Monster

The boys had been heckling me ever since I returned to the garage that night. It was all good fun, of course, but this was a first for any of us. Me, Henry, Jimmy, and Reggie had all been br...

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Bo the Qilin (rough draft)

The night my son, Sebastian, was born, I swear I saw the color of the moon change. No one believed me, but as I got into the cab taking me to the hospital, it turned brilliant pink. I knew what I saw back then, and I still know. I don’t think I’m creative enough to make something like that up. For a while, I thought it wa...

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Tatiana the Vampire: Part One (complete)

Male Main Character x Female Monster

There are nights, looking up at the endless stars spread out in the inky sky, that eternity isn’t such a far-off concept. I can see it up there, each star a bullet point into the how and w...

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Selkie Boyfriend: Mikky (special preview)

I hadn’t been on vacation since I was a teenager. Ever since then it’s been staycations or whatever weird name it is for “I have paid time off but no money to travel”. Most of my time has either been devoted to school or work. And yes, technically, this is a business trip, but there is still plenty of time between mee...

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Bo the Qilin (special preview)

The night my son, Sebastian, was born, I swear I saw the color of the moon change. No one believed me, but as I got into the cab taking me to the hospital, it turned brilliant pink. I knew what I saw back then, and I still know. I don’t think I’m creative enough to make something like that up. For a while, I thought it wa...

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The Assassins: Part Two (rough draft)

The weeks leading up to the hunt for the necromancer came when Demi was dealing with a bout of sleeplessness. But he had been dealing with a level of exhaustion for ages now, mainly with his work as an assassin. He had been wanting to quit, but that meant putting his life in danger, as well as the life of his partner, Dio. No...

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Vintage Misery: Finale (complete)

When I was a kid, I used to be terrified of the horrible flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz. Of all the things in the scope of my haunted world, it was hard to explain exactly what it was about those things that scared me so much. It...

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The Assassins: Part Two (special preview)

The weeks leading up to the hunt for the necromancer came when Demi was dealing with a bout of sleeplessness. But he had been dealing with a level of exhaustion for ages now, mainly with his work as an assassin. He had been wanting to quit, but that meant putting his life in danger, as well as the life of his partner, Dio. No...

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The Assassins: Part One (rough draft)

Using mountains and craggy cliffs as cover, the remote village was almost hidden from the world. Those who knew about it either stayed away due to the rumors, or ventured in close because of curiosity. Those lucky enough to stumble upon it by chance rarely left. Two such souls had found the village by tracking down it’s nec...

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Vintage Misery: Part Five (complete)

How many times was I going to sit in this diner under duress? That was all I could think as I sat there staring at my coffee, while Neil was using Mercy’s body to shovel food into his mouth like a Hungry, Hungry Hippo eats marbles....

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The Assassins: Part One (special preview)

Using mountains and craggy cliffs as cover, the remote village was almost hidden from the world. Those who knew about it either stayed away due to the rumors, or ventured in close because of curiosity. Those lucky enough to stumble upon it by chance rarely left. Two such souls had found the village by tracking down it’s nec...

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Magical Villain Boyfriend: Cielo 2 (rough draft)

It had been ages ago when you first set foot into the Bevilacqua Mansion. You were ten and terrified, having just obtained your powers. You were given shelter at the mansion while you fulfilled your duties as a magical girl. You and Alida were best friends instantly. But at the time, her older brother was bratty, mean, and je...

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Vintage Misery: Part Four (complete)

Neil sat beside me in the cell, and that was the only thing I was registering. I had pretty much shut off everything else. There was no point in wasting energy. I was here, I’d stay here, and I’d probably rot here. “I’m sad t...

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September 2021 Mail Outs: It’s Odd

Haley Thistle post September 2021 Mail Outs: It’s Odd from patreon

September is gonna be odd, and by that I mean the original tiefling bad boy. Featuring new artwork from @vintagehoneybee who originally designed him, and a special sticker design from @2021-08-09 18:55:54 +0000 UTC View Post

Magical Villain Boyfriend: Cielo 2 (special preview)

It had been ages ago when you first set foot into the Bevilacqua Mansion. You were ten and terrified, having just obtained your powers. You were given shelter at the mansion while you fulfilled your duties as a magical girl. You and Alida were best friends instantly. But at the time, her older brother was bratty, mean, and je...

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Magical Villain Boyfriend: Cielo (rough draft)

For the past few years you have worked as a mentor for up and coming magical girls. Having been one yourself in your youth it really was the only job you could get. Did you like it? Not really. Did it pay well? Also not really. But considering your lack of schooling, job experience, etc, it really was the last option you had....

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Vintage Misery: Part Three (complete)

By the time I woke up, my neck hurt, which was giving me a headache. I sat up in the bed and looked around, eyes bleary and mind hazy. I was having trouble piecing together what had happened over the last day or so. I hissed from the...

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Monster Blind Dates

I thought a good way to celebrate my four year anniversary would to be doing these again! But also with a small twist. You can request a blind date (with an old favorite or a new one, your choice) or an update about a past character you’re very curious about!


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Magical Villain Boyfriend: Cielo (special preview)

For the past few years you have worked as a mentor for up and coming magical girls. Having been one yourself in your youth it really was the only job you could get. Did you like it? Not really. Did it pay well? Also not really. But considering your lack of schooling, job experience, etc, it really was the last option you had....

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Lizardfolk Boyfriend: Rian (rough draft)

The mornings now have new meaning to you. Once before they were this sluggish, slow paced sort of thing fueled by coffee and a quick breakfast burrito. Now, there was a rush to them, but it wasn’t a terrifying one. Your mornings now had you up much earlier than you had ever been. You get ready for your day and leave, knowin...

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Vintage Misery: Part Two (complete)

I just wanted to get out of this town. If Officer Pitbull had any say in the matter, I was the primary suspect in a double homicide, and this held the possibility of him unearthing a slurry of unsavory facts about my family. Facts he...

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October Mail Outs

I have a couple of ideas in mind. I wish I had the ability to do the trick or treat bags again, but I just didn't wind up with the excess like I did last year. Anyways, which would you want for October?

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Lizardfolk Boyfriend: Rian (special preview)

The mornings now have new meaning to you. Once before they were this sluggish, slow paced sort of thing fueled by coffee and a quick breakfast burrito. Now, there was a rush to them, but it wasn’t a terrifying one. Your mornings now had you up much earlier than you had ever been. You get ready for your day and leave, knowin...

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Dragonborn Girlfriend: Vyre (rough draft)

I started noticing some strange things a few days ago. There were some noises at first, some bushes moving. I just figured it was some animals around the cave. But then I started noticing other things like tracks in the mud, strange markings at the outside of my cave, along with discarded apple cores and missing plants from m...

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Vintage Misery: Part One

I’ve learned a few things from car salesmen, televangelists, and other hawkers - how to razzle-dazzle to sell something that many don’t believe exists. For most, what I sell is a form of entertainment - movie franchises, late-nig...

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Dragonborn Girlfriend: Vyre (special preview)

I started noticing some strange things a few days ago. There were some noises at first, some bushes moving. I just figured it was some animals around the cave. But then I started noticing other things like tracks in the mud, strange markings at the outside of my cave, along with discarded apple cores and missing plants from m...

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